BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 12:16 PM

Well, I hope you get your wish.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Sal
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 07:04 AM

If it ever gets 5000 posts it should make the news. I want to be there for that.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jul 08 - 11:14 AM

The anonymous guest is probably Adam Sandler. He's been ticked ever since Winona turned him down, and he's trying to screw up my quest.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jul 08 - 09:01 PM

Ah, the travails of mortal existence! Well, then I shall seek her out in some future life, methinks.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 12 Jul 08 - 08:12 PM

Little Hawk, you're 10% there and surging forward. Sorry I won't be above ground when this finally happens, at the rate of surge. By then Winona might not worth it any more, but then again, you might not be worth it either.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Jeri
Date: 12 Jul 08 - 08:01 PM

Dear whomever, you need to use a consistent handle if you're posting in the BS section, and it's a good idea in the music section too. Please see the FAQ regarding anonymous posting.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jul 08 - 07:45 PM

Boy, talk about non-sequitors.

Stay with the subject here. I need 5000 posts to win the heart of Winona Ryder.

I also need a facelift, a year's supply of Viagra, and an age transplant. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 04:53 PM

Ditto for if you ever succeed in bedding you-know-who, Chongo...

(I decided to spare your feelings by not naming her, cos I'm a nice guy.)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 04:43 PM

They say that anything is possible. If Little Hawk ever succeeds in bedding Winona Ryder, we'll know it's true!

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Lord Batman's Kitchener
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 03:01 PM

I doubt it

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 09 Jul 08 - 09:21 AM

Not me. Anyone else?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:30 AM

well?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 05 Jun 08 - 01:45 PM

they have time to think it over

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 03:02 PM

Perhaps there are unresolved issues within you that would manifest themselves in your cobra incarnation.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 02:36 PM

That would be truly tragic!

(I can sort of see Winona as a mongoose...but I can't see myself as a cobra.)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 02:24 PM

I'm still concerned that LH will come back as a cobra and Winona will come back as a mongoose.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 02:09 PM

Ye said you were the patient type

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 11:17 AM

What makes you think I'm in hospital? ;-) I'll have you know that my health...so far...is excellent.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 06:40 AM

Of what hospital are you a patient?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 08:28 PM

Well...I figure it this way. I will die some years from now, hard to say exactly when, and I'll turn in this old body when I do. I will return merrily to Spirit. Presently Winona will do likewise. We shall then either get together there in Spirit...or I shall arrange to be reborn about the same time she is...and I'll have another go at this project then.

I'm the patient type. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 08:23 PM

No Little Hawk I don't never want to go there

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 09:45 PM

Yeah, and just imagine the shape I'll be in...

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 08:21 PM

Little Hawk you had better get posting cos at this rate of progress by the time this thread gets to 5000 posts Winona will be as sexy as Phyllis Diller by the time you get to make love to her.

Winona again
Fergie

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:48 PM

It looks as if I have to clear up a few things.

When I said I invented CPR, I meant the Cannine Pee Recpeticle. You dart it under your dog while it pees so you can decrease the nitrogen runoff into our waterways. You can dry it and use it in gunpowder formulations.

And another thing when I said I supported the PLO I meant the Public Library Organization.

I could go on and on but I'll leave this shtick for someone else to top.

So FYI

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:41 PM

Whoa! That does not look comfortable. I wonder, was she clowning around or has the picture been doctored by someone?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 09:13 PM

Oh Littlehawk this has to be for you

Winona looking cross

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jan 08 - 12:06 PM

Oh, good lord....it's back again.

Well, here's a nice picture of Winona:

The eyes have it!


She has the most amazing eyes.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 12 Jan 08 - 12:00 PM

While your waiting

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 06:27 PM

...tock...

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 03:57 PM

tomorrow may never come!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Dec 07 - 07:09 PM

I was gonna post something, but I think I'll wait until tomorrow.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 03 Dec 07 - 03:16 PM

I'll just unpack.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Dec 07 - 12:58 PM

Oy! It's back!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 03 Dec 07 - 12:47 PM

we're slipping lads, get posting

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Beer in Yalobusha County?
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 11:30 PM

one thread at a time

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 07 - 07:04 PM

We ain't even close.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 24 Sep 07 - 05:13 AM

Are we nearly there yet?!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 04:25 PM

tock






























(hope I didn't steal your thunder, Slag)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 06:55 PM

Tick (... more to come...)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 01:20 PM

Oh, hi. Hadn't seen this in awhile.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 07:06 AM

Well, I have returned from my meditations and am certainly more relaxed and can only hope a little wiser for my experience. I am now ready to return to the 85 billion thread a less judgemental individual. Thanks again to the 5000 thread. Until the next time.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 04 Aug 07 - 05:56 AM

I have decided to find a secluded cave in the hills and meditate on trust and friendship. I will be gone for a week and not able to post - no need to alert the emergency services, I'll be fine. I hope to return a better person. Thanks to all on the 5000 thread for inspiring me to do this.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 09:58 AM

I'd prefer a more indirect route if possible.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 06:11 PM

How about a letter of apology, written in blood? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 04:37 PM

I guess what I really came here to learn about is trust and friendship. When suspicions were raised about KB being an alien I felt let down and betrayed and was one of the first to call for interrogation to establish the truth. However, part of me feels I should have just accepted KB regardless of being alien or not. Why shouldn't KB be an alien anyway? Does being an alien make KB a lesser person? And when KB denied being an alien why did I have doubts? Now I feel I've let KB and the 85 billion thread down. Oh sages of the 5000 thread, how can I redeem myself and make amends with someone who has given me a lot of support since the early days of the afore mentioned thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 04:13 PM

Indeed LH, indeed. Wise words indeed.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 05:55 PM

Any beach can be improved upon with the right company.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 03:57 PM

Maybe, however the Antarctic's quite warm thanks to global warming.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 02:45 PM

You should have gone to the Galapagos instead of the Antarctic. Slightly more hospitable penguin watching spot.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 02:43 PM

It's getting lonely on the beach.