The Limerick game

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 09:21 PM

There was once a professor named Child,

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Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 07:01 PM

Butt was slightly too broad in the beam!

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 02:03 PM

She'd appear in his dream,
wearing only whipped cream,

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Micca
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 12:34 PM

The subject of many a young mans wet dream

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 10:45 AM

did you ever hear tell of sweet betsy from cheam

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 09:06 AM

While keeping his lettuce from slugs

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Micca
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 09:00 AM

He'd pluck on his banjo
and watch them fandango

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: GUEST, Topsie
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 05:34 AM

Whose hobby was studying bugs

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:42 PM

Now, equally famous was Scruggs --

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Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: webfolk
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 12:18 PM

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into a space which is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean one's so seldom are comical

Geoff

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 12:15 PM

don't rhyme but who cares about that?

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 09:00 AM

and so were his remits

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 03:44 AM

A famous folklorist called Flatt
Was really a bit of a pratt,
His views were extremist

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 09:41 PM

Let me emend the meter before adding a line.

A famous folklorist named Flatt Was a bit of a plonker -- but that Should scarcely surprise us:...

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Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 05:08 PM

Was a bit of a plonker

(Sorry - can't think of as rhyme)

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 04:39 PM

a folklorist called flat

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 04:37 PM

sorry DAVE great minds think alike/

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 04:36 PM

you reply dear it suits your figure

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 04:31 PM

Say nowt that would insult her figure

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Micca
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 04:11 PM

if they ask with a hiss
does it look big in this

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 03:38 PM

than donkeys , when they,re,tied to a ligger.

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 01:31 PM

it was said womens asses are bigger

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Micca
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 11:13 AM

with the wrong number of feet in the scansions

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Micca
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 11:09 AM

this pathetic delusion
just lead to confusion

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 11:05 AM

He used to dress them with 'tie-ons'

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 10:00 AM

The rector of stiffkey was fond of lions.

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 05:02 AM

Their appearance becomes lost to us

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 06:46 PM

They'll have such a ball,
when they mislead you all,

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 05:46 PM

In case they pretend to be cats paws

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 03:19 PM

on mudcat beware of impostors

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 03:15 PM

South, mouth and couth. Micca, how could you? :-)

A young girl once started to cough
And decided to leave the borough
She said such a sound
is certain to wound
But if I leave hear, where can I go though?

Sorry for making up a whole one - couldn't resist it.

:D (tG)

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Micca
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 02:39 PM

and the public are really uncouth

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 11:16 AM

We won't make the date

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 11:03 AM

He said, "At this rate"

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 10:40 AM

Was looking quite down in the mouth

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 09:50 AM

A festival steward down south

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 09:21 AM

and no capital's. and full stop's everywhere and. no rhyme or metre in the, poetry either

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 08:08 AM

Of commas, not any
apostraphes, too many

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Micca
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 08:02 AM

He proclaimed,"It's the shame of the nation"

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 06:48 AM

A teacher liked to correct, punctuation.

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 05:38 AM

Brilliant jenny o

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 10:40 PM

Now for the Shambles one...

When all the threads are in Shambles
We exclaim, "Throw us into the brambles!"
Cos when he is enthusing
They get quite confusing
Like an egg, all mixed up, when it scrambles!

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 10:33 PM

Orle ther deetales aye wille knot bee telinge.

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 09:25 PM

We exclaim, "Throw us into the brambles!"

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Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 06:30 PM

Hees spelin wuz tested,
Heez peez wuz dyjested

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Jeri
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 06:09 PM

Whoo won daye, hizze pees wuz a-shelling

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: The Sandman
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 05:36 PM

Aye wunce new ann eckspurt inn spellling

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 05:35 PM

When all the threads are in Shambles

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 10:49 AM

Because others might think him a pest.

Subject: RE: The Limerick game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 10:40 AM

Which could only prove
To be not a good move