BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies

Subject: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Rasener
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 01:37 PM

Well I never. Just saw a telly programme about this.

Do you think they like poking crocodiles :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 01:46 PM

that sounds exactly the sort of unconsidered trifle to keep out of the way of the crocodiles.

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Metchosin
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 02:16 PM

And not nearly as impressive as the little Argentine Lake Duck with his half metre long willie. He has a brush on the end for good measure.

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 02:34 PM

And it works, otherwise we wouldn't have had Tantrum O'Neill!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 03:08 PM

Argentine Lake Duck with his half metre long willie... CLICK!

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 03:27 PM

Did I hear someone say, "OH MY GOD!!!"?

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Becca72
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 03:35 PM

Would have been better if Dr. McCracken's first name was Phil.

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 05:10 PM

I was with a friend at the National Zoo in Wash DC when he was able to photograph rhinoceroses mating....amazing as it is, it is none too long. Mrs. Rhino ain't easy to reach.

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 05:14 PM

I suppose if you haven't been around large animals those measurements might seem large--but cows and horses are also in this category of longitudinally endowed.

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 05:18 PM

Cows? *grin*..Cattle perhaps...the bulls, anyway...

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 05:40 PM

Enclosed in a very special velvet case, the Ohio State Marching Band had a mascot. This was back before 1980 or so when the band was all male and all brass. It was a high honor to be in charge of this mascot which was a petrified, 45", bull's penis named, oddly enough, Roger.

I knew then that most all guys named Roger must be complete dicks, major tools, hardcase jackoffs.....and except for Skiff and a very few others, that has pretty much seemed to be the case!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: kendall
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 05:57 PM

The great blue whale is rather well endowed too, 10 foot penis and 200 pound testicles.
Becca 72, that was very dry!

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 07:31 PM

I used to have days like that when I was younger, but not so much any more.

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 07:57 PM

One finding in support of this idea, they suggest, is that the drake's penis has a brush-like tip, which they say the males probably use to scrub the sperm of previous mates from the female's oviduct.

No need to douche with this fellow around!

We took the kids to see a rhino once. Our youngest daughter was about 3 or 4 years old. He had his penis extended. She told me, "Look, mommie, he's got 5 legs!"

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 10:36 PM

Ten feet don't mean dick. This is an organ worth drooling over.

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 01:35 AM

This rhino... is he.... single??

Does he like blondes??

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Rasener
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 03:16 AM

and they say size doesn't count :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: kendall
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 07:19 AM

Liz, you just made me laugh right out loud! No small feat.

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Paul Burke
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 07:29 AM

Can rhinos with erections climb stairs?

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: jacqui.c
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 07:31 AM

You'd certainly know about it if one tried Paul.

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 07:37 AM

Dirty, DIRTY girl, L.t.S.!

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Rasener
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 07:45 AM

Can Rhino's with erections pole vault?

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Mr Red
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 08:13 AM

well I guess he is just pleased to meet her.......................

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 08:42 AM

Rhino Neal with Ali McGraw who looks unimpressed by it's size.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 10:47 AM

Well it's sure not a banana in his pocket!

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 11:39 AM

Didn't think it was a full length pic.
G. ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Don Firth
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 02:21 PM

I heard about a guy who performs circumcisions on whales. He wrote book. It starts out,

"Call me Ishmoyel. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 02:50 PM

I thought that job was done by four skindivers mate!
G ☺☻

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 02:57 PM

Size DOES matter click...the big ones are more expensive.

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Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 02:58 PM

Obviously it does to Liz!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Old Guy
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 03:02 PM

Way up north in the land of ice and snow, they take walrus's boners and polish it up and make them into canes and walking sticks.

They call them an oosik

Oorh Oorh Oorh

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Becca72
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 03:07 PM

A woman I work with has an oosik necklace made from a raccoon's penis. She's from Vermont, though so that could just be what they do with roadkill there. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 03:37 PM

What are meter willies? That scared feeling you get when you look at the gas meter? How come a Rhino has one and a half?

Just interested.

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 03:37 PM

ooops...I lost part of my post...had to have to fixed. See above.

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Old Guy
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 03:39 PM

Does an oosik necklace give one a stiff neck?

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 04:45 PM

Why do elephants have four feet?

They'd look silly with six inches!

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Don Firth
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 05:42 PM

It's a hard life. . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 10:14 PM

Bill D, I had that thought the moment I hit "send," but haven't been back to remedy the misstatement. "Cattle" is indeed what I meant to type!

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Rasener
Date: 09 Sep 06 - 02:55 AM

There is a big market for cows that have one and a half metre willies

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 01:38 AM

Yeah, them other mammals are well endowed, but the walrus has an OOSIK. An actual penis bone so he's always ready. No need for Viagra in the walrus colony.

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 02:31 PM

When walruses take viagra they turn into narwhals. FYI.

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 05:51 PM

Ode to an Oosik

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: GUEST,Sapper at work
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 08:42 AM

Any minute now some bugger will post The Ballad of Eskimo Nell!

Subject: RE: BS: Rhinos have one and a half metre willies
From: Rasener
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 02:30 PM

The first mates name was Cropper
By god he had a whopper
Once round his neck
Twice round the deck
And up his arse as a stopper

In order to be able to do that, surely Croppers Whopper must have been ginormous and much bigger than a Rhino's - discuss