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whadya call a musician with a creditcard
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Subject: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: GUEST Date: 27 Sep 06 - 11:59 PM ???? a pick pocket !!! |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Sooz Date: 28 Sep 06 - 02:08 AM Whadya call a beautiful girl on the arm of a drumer? A Tatoo |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Sep 06 - 04:30 AM What do you call a banjo player without a girl friend. Homeless ! |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Big Mick Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:52 AM How do you get a banjo player off the porch? Pay for the pizza. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Big Mick Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:52 AM How do you get an attorney out of a tree? Cut the rope. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: kendall Date: 28 Sep 06 - 09:49 AM Why do drummers leave their sticks on their dashboard? So they can park in the handicap spaces. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: katlaughing Date: 28 Sep 06 - 10:01 AM Why do bagpipe players walk while they play? To get away from the noise. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: katlaughing Date: 28 Sep 06 - 10:01 AM Why did the music teacher get locked in his classroom?
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 28 Sep 06 - 10:15 AM What's the difference between a fiddle player and a dog? The dog knows when to stop scratching. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Jerry Rasmussen Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:21 AM A danger to himself. Or herself, depending. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Skipjack K8 Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:49 AM What's the problem with an Irish boomerang? It doesn't come back, but keeps singing songs of how it longs to return to the old country |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Charmion Date: 28 Sep 06 - 02:37 PM What do I call a musician with a credit card? Married! |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Richard Bridge Date: 28 Sep 06 - 02:46 PM Now now Mick, you know the origin of that joke. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: van lingle Date: 29 Sep 06 - 08:16 AM What do you call someone who likes to hang around with musicians? A drummer. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: eddie1 Date: 29 Sep 06 - 08:25 AM What's the difference between a banjo solo and premature ejaculation? Nothing! You know it's going to happen and there's nothing you can do about it! |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: GUEST Date: 29 Sep 06 - 08:46 PM What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? No one cries when you chop up a banjo. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: GUEST Date: 29 Sep 06 - 08:49 PM A banjo player and an accordion player are doing a New Years's eve gig at a local club. The place is packed and everybody is absolutely loving the music. shortly after midnight, the club owner comes up to the duo and says, "You guys sound great; everybody loves you. I'd like to know if the two of you are free to come back here next New Year's eve to play? The two musicians look at each other then to the club owner and the banjo player says "Sure, we'd love to. Is it OK if we leave our stuff here? |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Morticia Date: 30 Sep 06 - 06:22 AM Mummy, mummmy, when I grow up I want to be a musician. Make up your mind, son. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: leftydee Date: 30 Sep 06 - 11:10 AM What's the difference between a cross-dresser and a accordion player? Your family might forgive you if you're a cross-dresser |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Tootler Date: 30 Sep 06 - 06:12 PM to answer the original thread question .......... Broke |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: 282RA Date: 01 Oct 06 - 12:48 AM Why do people play bass? Cuz they suck at guitar. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Tootler Date: 01 Oct 06 - 07:03 PM |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: frogprince Date: 01 Oct 06 - 08:23 PM ?? Why would you call a musician with a credit card "Tootler" ?? |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Rusty Dobro Date: 02 Oct 06 - 07:53 AM How can you tell a banjo player from a terrorist? Terrorists have sympathisers......... |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: GUEST,Mr Red with two red bodhrans Date: 15 Feb 07 - 07:35 AM And the difference between a drummer and a gaenacologist? Well this is too complicated if you ain't a drummer and if you are -you already know how funny the answer is. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: jeffp Date: 15 Feb 07 - 09:09 AM What do you call a drummer with a suit on? The defendant. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Grab Date: 15 Feb 07 - 09:13 AM The difference between a bodhran player and Dr Scholl's sandals? Dr Scholl's sandals buck up your feet. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Georgiansilver Date: 15 Feb 07 - 11:28 AM Probably a debtor of note! |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Mooh Date: 15 Feb 07 - 01:40 PM How can you tell that there is a soprano at your door? She can't find the key, then her knock speeds up, then she doesn't know when to come in. Peace, Mooh. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: JeremyC Date: 15 Feb 07 - 02:08 PM Stop me if you've heard this one... C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au naturel. Eventually, C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an up-scale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest - and closes the bar. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: saulgoldie Date: 15 Feb 07 - 02:54 PM Jeremy, that was WICKED good! |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Deckman Date: 15 Feb 07 - 03:58 PM About a hundred years ago, when I was one of a group of guitar teachers, teaching at our local college, I called for a planning meeting at my house. My invitation said: "... we need to have a MAJOR meeting to discuss some MINOR issues that might AUGMENT our incomes and DIMINISH some problems! Bob(deckman)Nelson ((no one was late)) |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Georgiansilver Date: 15 Feb 07 - 06:26 PM This guy bought an upright piano through the internet but when it arrived he found he could not get a note out of it. So he drove it up to the local moorland and dropped it down a mineshaft where it produced A Flat Miner |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: JennyO Date: 16 Feb 07 - 04:54 AM Here's the note I always leave when I'm going out to the supermarket: GONE CHOPIN WITH MY LISZT. BACH SOON! |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Liz the Squeak Date: 16 Feb 07 - 04:59 AM Bach in a minuet? LTS |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: vectis Date: 16 Feb 07 - 12:13 PM Successful |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Georgiansilver Date: 16 Feb 07 - 12:36 PM What was brown and steamy and sat on a piano stool? Beethovens last movement. |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Sooz Date: 16 Feb 07 - 02:09 PM Don't bring that one with you to the club tonight GS! |
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Subject: RE: whadya call a musician with a creditcard From: Joe_F Date: 16 Feb 07 - 10:27 PM No one was shocked when Cecil Sharp Winked at Lester Flatt. It scarcely seemed unnatural That they should have a chat. -- The Folkball |
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