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Subject: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Gervase Date: 13 Dec 06 - 04:12 PM I'm sorry - nothing whatsoever to do with folk music or Iraq, and a fine example of non-censorship; this made me laugh out loud. Persevere with the readers' coments! |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Becca72 Date: 13 Dec 06 - 04:30 PM "Posted by Martin Wildoat on 10:56am Wed 29 Nov 06 I agree with this action. Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few. They are also very aggressive and I can vouch for this as I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely while on my way home from flower arranging classes. In fact I would be more than happy to help in the killing of these evil creatures. Well done Kingston council keep up the good work." I can only hope this one's a joke... |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Bill D Date: 13 Dec 06 - 05:16 PM Kinda hard to separate the serious, but weird, from the jokes in this one. Makes fascinating reading. |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: katlaughing Date: 13 Dec 06 - 05:18 PM It seems to me they are all tongue in cheek, Becca, quite like some of the old threads here at the Mudcat. Thanks, Gervase! I thinkyou should warn anyone who may have a beverage before they start reading though!:-> |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Rasener Date: 13 Dec 06 - 05:30 PM Pidgeon Pie is luvverly |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Paul from Hull Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:02 PM That was great! Thanks Gervase! |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: SINSULL Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:45 PM My favorite: Posted by: Mrs Dallinger on 3:39pm Sat 2 Dec 06 Pigeons pecked my old aunty Betty to death at Lourdes in 1944. At first we we were very upset but we can all see the funny side when we look back now. Mrs D Dallinger |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Geoff the Duck Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:51 PM I'll get back to it. It goes on forever. Quack! GtD. |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Dec 06 - 07:25 PM Flying wizards of Satan!! Finally, someone I can relate to... I must call her up at once. She's not related to this Mrs Dallinger is she? And is Mrs Dallinger really Penelope whatserface seen in threads here before? Gervase..... I despair of you sometimes.. I really do! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: GUEST Date: 14 Dec 06 - 06:40 AM pidgins are rubbish. |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Morticia Date: 14 Dec 06 - 10:54 AM Pure, dead brilliant.....I often mistake corgis for horses too. |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Cllr Date: 14 Dec 06 - 02:34 PM superb gervase, thanks for calling our attention to it |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 15 Dec 06 - 08:21 AM The word is "pigeon". Not "pidgin"; that's a language term. Not "Pidgeon"; that's the name of an actor. Pigeon! Pigeon! Pigeon! Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: GUEST,זרוע הא& Date: 15 Dec 06 - 09:32 AM Torah! Torah! Torah! |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Gervase Date: 15 Dec 06 - 03:27 PM Pidgin am belong rubbish! |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: MMario Date: 15 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM I never realized pigeons were bred from dolphins. Interesting, that. |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Skivee Date: 15 Dec 06 - 04:21 PM I always secretly suspected that those beady-eyed rats with wings had it in for us. |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: John O'L Date: 15 Dec 06 - 07:41 PM Haven't had such a good laugh in ages. Tears rolling down my face, and I've only read the first dozen or so. Thanks Gervase. |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: Gizmo Date: 15 Dec 06 - 08:29 PM roflmao |
Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked From: SINSULL Date: 15 Dec 06 - 09:32 PM Feed the birds. Tuppence a bag. BANG! BANG! Take that Mary Poppins! |