Where do beers go to die?

Subject: Where do beers go to die?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 08:59 AM

There's gotta be a good song in this title...

Just where do beers go to die?

or jester die...

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: bobad
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 09:06 AM

Where some of mine have gone to die.

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: Leadbelly
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 09:14 AM

bobad - nice place, your living-room. It seems so that many beers and even some people have died there for centuries,

Manfred

My beers do die in my good, old tummy. What's coming out will be no beer anymore.

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 09:37 AM

More here bobad...

So what about some words for this song?

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 03:20 PM

When the beer has done it's work.....

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 03:54 PM

my beers don't die, they just change form, into songs, tunes and, hopefully, witticisms ... ...

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: Greg B
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 04:09 PM

Budweiser doesn't die.

It just warms up, and emerges fundamentally unchanged.

A tenuous sort of immortality, that.

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 04:36 PM

Old beers don't die, they just come to a head.
Old beers don't die they just go down the hatch.
Ols beers don't die they just get 'drunk'


Bet you've drunk a few!

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: Rasener
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 04:57 PM

Pour a beer down your throat
You fancy the barmaid at the Pig & Stoat
Pour a beer down your throat
You fancy a goat
Pour a beer down your throat
I think I will get me coat

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: Jim Lad
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 06:22 PM

Oh raise up your glass
Take a drink of this
Then we'll all gather round
And we'll ........

Naw!
I've got nothing.

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 06:40 PM

Are you guys trying to tell me that beer stunts your creative ability?

Then why do so many folkies...

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: Jim Lad
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:26 PM

Singing about it's one thing......

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:35 PM

Ah Jim, you mean...

Getting sloppy as the night goes on...

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: Jim Lad
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:38 PM

EGGSAKTLY!

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: Jim Lad
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:40 PM

Hey! We're in a time warp!

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: GUEST,Nick
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 09:14 PM

Mine go to a watery grave, but I drink Bud, so it is from whence they came.

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: Genie
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 10:31 PM

I didn't know beers died.   Just that they can go flat if left unattended too long.

And, of course, I've been known to kill a few myself from time to time.

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: GUEST,Shimrod
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 04:53 AM

I have a vivid memory of a Gents toilet, in a central Manchester pub, sometime in the early 70s. I and an elderly gent were relieving ourselves side by side in the urinal. The elderly gent turned to me and said, "You, don't buy it, lad, you only rent it".

Subject: RE: Where do beers go to die?
From: cptsnapper
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 05:56 AM

Of course it might depend upon what " ales " them in the first place.