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08 Dec 07 - 11:31 AM (#2211324) Subject: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Bob the Postman As a staunch advocate of affirmative action programmes aimed at promoting gay marriage in the illegal immigrant community, it is my firm belief that if there were a God, which there isn't, not even Thor, then He would hate English concertinas because they are rubbish. |
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08 Dec 07 - 11:35 AM (#2211326) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Tweed .......Rubbish is rubbish is rubbish. hmmmm...Rubbish....what a weird word...wonder what the origins of it are... |
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08 Dec 07 - 11:37 AM (#2211327) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Sort of like a rub? |
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08 Dec 07 - 11:45 AM (#2211333) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: bobad God didn't make little green apples and it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime. |
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08 Dec 07 - 11:46 AM (#2211335) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Tweed Could be! "How are you today?" "Fine, but feeling a bit rubbish and could use a massage." |
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08 Dec 07 - 11:50 AM (#2211338) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: wysiwyg Can you PROVE rubbish is rubbish? What if some starving..... ~S~ |
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08 Dec 07 - 11:56 AM (#2211343) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Bob the Postman Enough of this thread drift. Please help me. I'm trying to remember a song my mother used to sing at potty-training time, something about a man with a hat and the words "doo dah" or, given the context, it might have been "poo poo". |
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08 Dec 07 - 12:03 PM (#2211347) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Oh de crap down babies sing this song do doo, do doo, Oh de crap down babies sing this song, do doo do doo day. Oh the vent down south needs some emptyin' do doo, do doo So off wid de diapers, and fill that tin, do doo do doo day. That the one? G |
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08 Dec 07 - 12:10 PM (#2211350) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Bob the Postman Thank you so much, Giok. Now I can include it in my set list when I headline the Awards Show. Unless Ralph Peer owns the copyright? |
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08 Dec 07 - 12:21 PM (#2211353) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Tweed Ralph Peer? |
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08 Dec 07 - 12:26 PM (#2211358) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: skipy \Frub"ish\, v. t. [See Furbish.] To rub up: to furbish. [Obs.] Thus to rub, to polish up for reuse or sale. Frubish is stuff that is found (e.g. in a skip/dumpster) & resold! Something I do nearly everyday! Skipy |
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08 Dec 07 - 12:34 PM (#2211365) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Bob the Postman "stuff that is found (e.g. in a skip/dumpster) & resold" Much as Ralph Peer (or his heirs and assigns) found and resells a good deal of AFM repertoire. |
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08 Dec 07 - 01:34 PM (#2211385) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Richard Bridge Billygoats - my brother! |
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08 Dec 07 - 02:13 PM (#2211396) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Peace How gruff! |
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08 Dec 07 - 02:24 PM (#2211409) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: SINSULL rubbish c.1400, from Anglo-Fr. rubouses (1392), of unknown origin. Apparently somehow related to rubble. The verb sense of "disparage, criticize harshly" is first attested 1953 in Australian and New Zealand slang. Never thought of Oscar the Grouch as French. |
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08 Dec 07 - 04:15 PM (#2211490) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: bankley ..."theres's no such thing as Mother Goose or nursery ryhmes" |
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08 Dec 07 - 04:33 PM (#2211501) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: number 6 Oh yeah ..... I wouldn't be too smug about it. |
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08 Dec 07 - 05:19 PM (#2211525) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: GUEST,A Troll Who's that trip trottin' over MY bridge? |
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08 Dec 07 - 05:21 PM (#2211526) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Great Big Billy-goat Gruff of course. |
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08 Dec 07 - 05:45 PM (#2211542) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie I thought Banoffee Pie was like Cottage Pie, only made with German train stations instead of cottages! |
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08 Dec 07 - 06:01 PM (#2211557) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: gnu Tube steak? |
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08 Dec 07 - 06:26 PM (#2211577) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Bee-dubya-ell I'm not a troll, I'm an ogre! Ogres don't DO bridges. |
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08 Dec 07 - 06:31 PM (#2211580) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Peace Angelica will be disappointed, Bee-dubya-ell. |
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08 Dec 07 - 06:51 PM (#2211588) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Richard Bridge Beanstalk! Beanstalk! |
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08 Dec 07 - 07:05 PM (#2211597) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Bee-dubya-ell That's a pretty inviting Bridge, Peace, but we ogres stick with caves. And you know what lives in caves don't you? Cave women! |
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08 Dec 07 - 07:17 PM (#2211605) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: skipy Ogres are like unions, they have layers! Skipy |
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08 Dec 07 - 07:40 PM (#2211621) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Peace Geeze, BWL, all I can say is FrAzEtTa. |
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08 Dec 07 - 08:40 PM (#2211654) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Now when I was younger, a whole lot younger, my brother and I used to walk a quarter of a mile out our winding driveway to where the school bus would pick us up and deliver us to where we could be civilized. About halfway down the driveway was a winding stone bridge, built by giants with boulders, so my brother said, and underneath was where the trolls lived and lurked. Well, I never saw a sign of the trolls but I now have a very clear image of what a troll bridge looks like. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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08 Dec 07 - 09:12 PM (#2211665) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: frogprince Not all of them are under bridges |
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08 Dec 07 - 09:15 PM (#2211668) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Wow! |
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08 Dec 07 - 09:53 PM (#2211680) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: harpmolly As ole Croc' Dundee might have said, "That's not a troll..." THAT'S a troll!" ;) Molly |
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08 Dec 07 - 10:07 PM (#2211691) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Molly, The "Fremont troll" ain't so bad, in fact he/she rather inanimate. It's probably been years since anyone's been et, except for a VW or two. I saw a troll on the knoll, Fie, man, fie; I saw a troll on the knoll, Who's the fool now? I saw a troll on the knoll, And he was looking oh so droll – Thou has well drunken and who's the fool now? Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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09 Dec 07 - 01:47 AM (#2211762) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: harpmolly LOL!! Love it. ;) |
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09 Dec 07 - 01:58 AM (#2211765) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Liz the Squeak That's orcist that is... why can't the orcs get a thread? My sister really needs more exposure! LTS |
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09 Dec 07 - 02:04 AM (#2211767) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: jacqui.c My sister really needs more exposure! Liz - from what you have told me are you sure the world is ready for that? |
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09 Dec 07 - 05:42 AM (#2211795) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: autolycus So far nobody's proved anything, given what i count as evidence for anything, and I'm not going to give MY dictionary's definitions for the words in my post. So you've all misunderstood it. Wonder what I can do for an encore. oh I know, troll again later, when nobody's paying attention. Ivor on a high (that should prob read 'on ahigh', but my disctionary goes wild at that point.)(as you can sea). |
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09 Dec 07 - 06:55 PM (#2212141) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: The Fooles Troupe Is a female Troll called a Trollop... |
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09 Dec 07 - 09:21 PM (#2212205) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: harpmolly P.S. When I walked by the Troll on my way home tonight, someone had put a Santa hat on 'im. ;) Too cute! |
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10 Dec 07 - 07:59 PM (#2212790) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: McGrath of Harlow Round goes my wheel of torture, With little mice inside; I've found it's very funny, To watch them as they died. Of pieces there are plenty I like them best on toast, While I write my trolling posts While I write my trolling posts Trolling posts, (when I go) Trolling posts, (when I go) Trolling, trolling, While I write my trolling posts... |
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10 Dec 07 - 08:17 PM (#2212800) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble After the "The Smacksman": Coil away the troll warp, boys, let's heave in the troll; When we get our troll on board we'll have another haul; Straightway to the capstan and merrily heave her round, That's the cry in the middle of the night: "Haul the troll, boys, haul!" Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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10 Dec 07 - 11:42 PM (#2212860) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: GUEST,Neil D Does a troll live beneath Richard Bridge? |
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11 Dec 07 - 03:06 AM (#2212899) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Dave Hanson English concertinas might be rubbish mate..........but they're ENGLISH rubbish. I'm a troll fol di rol |
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11 Dec 07 - 04:26 AM (#2212914) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: GUEST,Billy Goatscruff More to the point, has Richard Bridge got rickets? (foldy roll) |
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11 Dec 07 - 05:23 AM (#2212931) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Trolling home, trolling home♫ Trolling ♪ Trolling ♪ As we go trolling home ♫ 5 no trump. G |
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11 Dec 07 - 05:56 AM (#2212943) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: gnu Got any knaves? |
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11 Dec 07 - 06:12 AM (#2212949) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie I thought you knew Gary, the knaves are out! Well they are for you and I at least. G ¦¬] |
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11 Dec 07 - 08:35 AM (#2213010) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Maybe this parody will put a stopper on this thread: THE FINAL TROLL So pull away for the final troll - Sing haul away, my laddie-o, It's an easy pull, for the catch is small - Sing haul away, my laddie-o! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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11 Dec 07 - 08:45 AM (#2213017) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: john f weldon I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a rhinovirus grows. |
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11 Dec 07 - 08:51 AM (#2213019) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Ibuleve for every little pain that calls. G |
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11 Dec 07 - 09:09 AM (#2213038) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: GUEST,PMB A rhinovirus? Like a hippovirus? |
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11 Dec 07 - 11:05 AM (#2213117) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: goatfell the same goes for Banjos and Borrans, becuse the Devil made them and he does play the Fiddle. |
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11 Dec 07 - 11:15 AM (#2213123) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Liz the Squeak Scrolling through the threads, Reading down the list Out the spelling goes, 'Specially when I'm pissed. Enter button pressed, Insult pitched just right, Oh what fun it is to bitch And troll away the night! OOOOOHHHHHHHH Trolling posts, trolling posts, flaming all the way, Oh what fun it is to bitch and troll away the day HEY! Trolling posts, trolling posts, flaming all the way, Oh what fun it is to bitch and troll away the day LTS |
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11 Dec 07 - 11:27 AM (#2213134) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Liz- Very tasteful, and certainly in the spirit of this thread, and the season as well! You score well! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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11 Dec 07 - 11:29 AM (#2213138) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Sort of Troll and Go Charley? |
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11 Dec 07 - 11:29 AM (#2213139) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: autolycus Another peotaster. roll of the folded. |
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11 Dec 07 - 01:28 PM (#2213222) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: john f weldon Giok... That's for real??? What's the poor parodist to do, when reality runs so far ahead.... oh my... |
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11 Dec 07 - 07:09 PM (#2213461) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: The Fooles Troupe Been There, Done That! The Old Chat Forum had a Troll I'm not making this up you know... wait on, well, actually, I did! :-) |
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11 Dec 07 - 07:15 PM (#2213465) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: gnu I forgot all about that, Robin! Thanks. |
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11 Dec 07 - 08:06 PM (#2213491) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Robin- Such brilliance should be flamed! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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11 Dec 07 - 08:12 PM (#2213496) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: MaineDog :) |
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12 Dec 07 - 08:50 AM (#2213762) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: john f weldon One day, with little else to do I stumbled on the Mudcat Zoo Where many a pontificator Preached till two AM, or later! And so I took a turn to speak And give a gentle nasal tweak To those with outlooks spurious Which sometimes made them furious! Sometimes I found a harmless joke Would cause some Cat to fume and choke But now I think I've found a clue For dealing with the Mudcat Zoo When dishing out a tasty jest The ones who seem to take it best And chuckle at a jibe that's gentle Have monikers non-monumental Those with names like "Puke" and "Snot" Are usually a jolly lot. Quite unlike those who must proclaim Their fine intentions in a name! Yes, "EqualJustice", "SaintlyDove", Or "UniversalHolyLove" Are often somewhat paranoid. And ones it's prudent to avoid! |
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12 Dec 07 - 09:32 AM (#2213785) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Trollin'! Trollin'! Trollin' the whole world 'round; That brown gal o' mine's on the Mudcat Line - And we'll troll the ol' thread down! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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12 Dec 07 - 10:22 AM (#2213826) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: autolycus Not 'peotaster' - poetaster - aaarrrggghhh. Anyway, I see no connection between all this versifying and 11/9 (as I like to call it), fundamentalism, the Near East (as I like to call it), the Shoah, or anything; innit. or whatever. So is it real trolling? Harumph. Ivor (short enough at least, to be a troll) |
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12 Dec 07 - 11:03 AM (#2213848) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Donuel trollin trollin trollin keep those postins rollin trollin trollin trollin raw hide thru all kinds of weather flame friends and foes together keep those those postins rollin raw hide. |
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12 Dec 07 - 12:48 PM (#2213912) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: McGrath of Harlow This bloody site's a bloody waste No bloody use, no bloody taste It's all a bloody great disgrace, This bloody Mudcat. The bloody folk is bloody bad, It's worse than that, it's bloody sad. And bloody banjoes drive me mad On bloody Mudcat. I'll write it out in bloody verse - The bloody bullshit's even worse It bloody makes me bloody curse This bloody Mudcat. There's bloody Yanks and bloody Brits, And bloody Paddies having fits, It's bloody well the bloody pits, Is bloody Mudcat. The bloody jokes, so old they stink, It's driving me to bloody drink - And now it's on the bloody blink. That's bloody Mudcat!!! A variation on this timeworn classic |
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12 Dec 07 - 01:25 PM (#2213931) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: autolycus And the verse gets verse and verse. (Been waiting centuries to say that.) Ivor |
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12 Dec 07 - 11:12 PM (#2214237) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble This is rich stuff! Let's keep churning it out until people beg us to stop. Trolling up, trolling down! We'll all get drunk in Mudcat town; Twenty four hours to turn around, And go trolling down the river! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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12 Dec 07 - 11:37 PM (#2214246) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Beer Your all nut so it's said, you folks who post on his thread. I truly would like to get involved, but I smoke no more and that is all. |
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13 Dec 07 - 12:29 AM (#2214262) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Janie To "Ain't No grave" Ain't no troll, gonna hold my knee-jerk down Ain't no troll, gonna' hold my knee-jerk down when I read that trolling thread Gonna jump up out o' the bed Ain't no troll, gonna hold my knee-jerk down |
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13 Dec 07 - 01:32 AM (#2214275) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: autolycus and verse. I. |
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13 Dec 07 - 05:32 AM (#2214333) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie RIP Elvis C H Flintstone, the King of Rock and Troll |
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13 Dec 07 - 03:19 PM (#2214716) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble What will you post, oh my dear, oh my dear? What well you post, Jennie Jenkins? What do I care, as long as it's here - I'll buy me a fol-de-roldy tildy-toldy, Seek-a-double, use a cause-a, troll to find me - Troll, Jenny Jenkins, troll! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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13 Dec 07 - 05:25 PM (#2214824) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Morticia http://www.flickr.com/photos/11901679@N06/2108906773/ |
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14 Dec 07 - 05:40 PM (#2215515) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Slag As I went out for a troll, tra la, tra la... "Ask not for whom the bell trolls, it trolls for thee!" I'm on a troll now ("get off", she said). Rock 'n Roll, Trippin' Troll |
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14 Dec 07 - 08:41 PM (#2215622) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Joe_F When I was a troll (Caltech '58), I lived under DuBridge. |
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15 Dec 07 - 02:56 AM (#2215776) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: GUEST,A nonny muso Oh when the trolls come flaming in, Oh when the trolls come flaming in Oh Joe, I want to be the one who roasts 'em, when the trolls come flaming in. |
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15 Dec 07 - 04:26 AM (#2215792) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: autolycus So how do you persuade a. An Aries 2. Taurus 3. Gemini 4. Cancer 5. Leo 6. Virgo 7. Libra 8. Scorpio 9. Sagathingy 10 Capper 11 Aquarius 12 Pisces then? Ivor |
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15 Dec 07 - 04:33 AM (#2215794) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Send them to an astrolloger? G. |
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15 Dec 07 - 10:28 AM (#2215920) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble My ol' man's an astrolloger, what do you think about that? He wears an astrolloger's raincoat and an astrolloger's hat, He wears astrolloger's gloves and astrolloger's shoes, And when he gets home, he boots up the 'Cat, and trolls for the Astrollogy News! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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15 Dec 07 - 02:54 PM (#2216050) Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Slag Let's see???? I 'd get Aries' goat I'd BS Taurus Double up on Gemini Break the sad news to Cancer Lie to Leo Play Old Maid with Virgo Level with Libra Make a point with Scorpio Shoot straight with Sagittarius Cap Capricorn Waterboard Aquarius And bait Pisces |
