26 Nov 16 - 09:59 PM (#3822930) Subject: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: LadyJean Sir Elton John has announced that he does not want to play at Donald Trump's Innaguration. There have been some suggestions as to who should: Gund & Guns? Notorious B.I.G.O.T. ? Anyone else have any ideas? |
26 Nov 16 - 11:06 PM (#3822935) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: gillymor Ceelo Green might be appropriate. |
26 Nov 16 - 11:15 PM (#3822936) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: gillymor Unfortunately Spike Jones is no longer with us. |
27 Nov 16 - 12:05 AM (#3822942) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Mike in Brunswick Why do we build the wall |
27 Nov 16 - 01:42 AM (#3822945) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: vectis I thought they were going to play "Nellie the Elephant" when he enters. I reckon they should play it throughout his presidency instead of Hail to the Chief. |
27 Nov 16 - 02:59 AM (#3822959) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: McGrath of Harlow In the light of signs that he is peeling off campaign promise after promise, The Stripper might be an appropriate tune to accompany him. |
27 Nov 16 - 04:23 AM (#3822967) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Mr Red he is bound to peel. Him being orange an' all. |
27 Nov 16 - 10:26 AM (#3823029) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Greg F. he is peeling off campaign promise after promise What else would a pathological liar be expected to do? What's old is NEW AGAIN |
27 Nov 16 - 11:06 AM (#3823039) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Stilly River Sage As creepy as the guy is, the theme music from the old Alfred Hitchcock series seems suitable. (Gunoud's "Funeral March of a Marionette"). |
27 Nov 16 - 01:07 PM (#3823061) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Ebbie Perhaps the theme from Jaws? |
27 Nov 16 - 01:22 PM (#3823070) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Senoufou Saint Saens' 'Danse Macabre'? I really like Ebbie's idea of 'Jaws'!! Tee hee! |
27 Nov 16 - 01:29 PM (#3823074) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: akenaton It's all over now(Baby Blue)....Zimmerman. |
27 Nov 16 - 01:49 PM (#3823081) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: gillymor I'm sure Dylan wouldn't grace that pack of !*#&%$@#'s with his presence but if he did "Idiot Wind" would fit. |
27 Nov 16 - 01:49 PM (#3823082) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Jim Carroll 'Hail the Bonking Hero Comes' maybe? Jim Carroll |
27 Nov 16 - 02:27 PM (#3823088) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Greg F. It's all over now(Baby Blue). Absolurely, Ache - tolerance, multiculturalism, minority rights, rationalism - all over and reduced to racist, misogynist, bullshitist fascist, fact-free, white supremecist Trumpism. Hail the conquering turd. Heil Trump!! HEIL TRUMP!!! |
27 Nov 16 - 02:35 PM (#3823090) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: DMcG Song of Choice (Peggy Seeger originally; I like this version) |
27 Nov 16 - 07:58 PM (#3823154) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: McGrath of Harlow There's always Purple People Eater. |
27 Nov 16 - 09:10 PM (#3823162) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Steve Shaw Donald where's yer troosers |
27 Nov 16 - 10:11 PM (#3823165) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: gillymor Such a Parcel of Rogues in a Nation! |
28 Nov 16 - 04:28 AM (#3823190) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Mr Red Donald where's yer troosers ready for Farrage to kiss his arse? Jackpot! cuchink,cuchink,cuchink.................... |
28 Nov 16 - 04:51 AM (#3823193) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Dave the Gnome Monty Python theme (Liberty March) complete with farting noises? :D tG |
28 Nov 16 - 06:34 AM (#3823208) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Stu The Wanker's Song by Ivor Biggun and the Red-Nosed Burglers. |
28 Nov 16 - 08:33 AM (#3823226) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: beardedbruce Rolling Stones – You Can't Always Get What You Want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you just might find You get what you need You get what you need--yeah, oh baby |
28 Nov 16 - 09:04 AM (#3823231) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Greg F. YOU may need your boy Trump, Bruce - the rest of the world sure as hell doesn't. |
28 Nov 16 - 09:20 AM (#3823239) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: beardedbruce GregtrF, You do NOT speak for the rest of the world- ons has to wonder who it is that you DO speak for, and whether they are aware of how nasty you make them look. |
28 Nov 16 - 09:25 AM (#3823241) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Greg F. You're absolutely right, Bruce - the rest of the word can and has spoken for itself and knows the POS soon to disgrace the White House for what he is - and isn't. |
28 Nov 16 - 10:06 AM (#3823250) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Kenny B (inactive) The innaguaration should start with: To the tune of the Red Flag as a general salute The working class can kiss my arse Ive got the presidents job at last Followed by a trump fanfare and a Choir of bankers and financiers Singing " We're in the money" |
28 Nov 16 - 01:51 PM (#3823306) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Ernest "Las Vegas in the Hills of Donegal" by Goats don`t shave, because he gets mentioned: (Listen to it here) |
28 Nov 16 - 04:31 PM (#3823334) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Donuel Bruce is right. That Stones song was used throughout his rallies. |
28 Nov 16 - 05:07 PM (#3823340) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Greg F. That Stones song was used throughout his rallies. Yeah, and "Born In The USA" was used in brain-dead Reagan's rallies - totally unaware of what the song was actually about- until Springsteen told 'em to go fuck themselves or face a lawsuit. Time for The Stones to step up to the plate...... |
28 Nov 16 - 05:30 PM (#3823341) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Bill D All I hear in my head is "Song of the Volga Boatman" played very somberly... perhaps on a bassoon. |
28 Nov 16 - 05:46 PM (#3823344) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Donuel Well if we are hearing things, ail I hear is the theme to Forest Gump repeatedly interrupted by the Rite of Spring . |
28 Nov 16 - 05:59 PM (#3823347) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: keberoxu Maybe something from Faust, who sold his soul to Mephistopheles? |
28 Nov 16 - 06:14 PM (#3823351) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: keberoxu Although, if we're talking about hearing things, I keep hearing Alvin and the Chipmunks. Me, I want a hula hoop.... |
28 Nov 16 - 06:51 PM (#3823361) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Greg F. There is no way tht tamias striatus or any other of the associated rodentia would have anything to do with Trump. They're considerably more intelligent than a large segment of the human population. |
28 Nov 16 - 06:51 PM (#3823362) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Gallus Moll in the early days of youtube there seemed to be quite a few guys displaying a talent (?) of being able to fart a tune into a suitably positioned microphone - I am sure Scotland is not the only place where trump and fart mean the same thing, so perhaps an ensemble of phlatus-passing performers could give a rendition? |
29 Nov 16 - 04:27 AM (#3823417) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Mr Red I'd like to hear the reports! I suggest and they call the wind Maria Or anything from Fiddler on the Roof |
29 Nov 16 - 07:58 AM (#3823447) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: gillymor Maybe Radiohead could perform some cuts from Hail to the Thief. |
29 Nov 16 - 08:17 AM (#3823450) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: akenaton Hi Gallus you'll need tae stop lookin' at thae kina sites....ye'll go blin!! :0) |
29 Nov 16 - 11:12 AM (#3823505) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Greg F. After reading the following twats, I'm convinced that Trump regularly posts here on Mudcat under an assumed name: Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump "@HighonHillcrest: @jeffzeleny what PROOF do u have DonaldTrump did not suffer from millions of FRAUD votes? Journalist? Do your job! @CNN" 9:14 PM - 28 Nov 2016 Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump "@JoeBowman12: @jeffzeleny just another generic CNN part time wannabe journalist !" @CNN still doesn't get it. They will never learn! 9:15 PM - 28 Nov 2016 Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump "@FiIibuster: @jeffzeleny Pathetic - you have no sufficient evidence that Donald Trump did not suffer from voter fraud, shame! Bad reporter. 9:19 PM - 28 Nov 2016 Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump "@sdcritic: @HighonHillcrest @jeffzeleny @CNN There is NO QUESTION THAT #voterfraud did take place, and in favor of #CorruptHillary !" 9:21 PM - 28 Nov 2016 The only thing I'm not quite sure of is whether its The Professor, or BrucedBeard. |
30 Nov 16 - 04:15 AM (#3823597) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: BobL Dunno about tunes, but I was putting together a programme of dances when the election results came in. Longways set, please, for "Bonny Cuckoo"... |
30 Nov 16 - 02:09 PM (#3823696) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: gnu Language warning. |
30 Nov 16 - 09:01 PM (#3823788) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Tattie Bogle Vectis had it right (27.11.16, 01.42.am above) Yes, Nellie the Elephant: I wrote the following song, which goes to that tune on that Wednesday morning when I woke up to the result: TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP Lyrics © Trish Santer Tune: Nellie the Elephant From New York A travelling businessman came, But not an intelligent elephant, No, a bloke with a funny name, Mop of hair, And face with a very fake tan, O what a farce, he might well pass For an outsize orang-utan. Donald, th'orang-utan packed his cart And trundled off to the golf course, Off he went with a trumpety-trump, Trump, Trump, Trump. Doesn't want wind farms to blight his view But happy to knock down some houses, Said he was doing it for everyone's good, Trump, Trump, Trump. But soon bigger things were calling, far, far away, He put himself up as a candidate In the US election fray. BUT, that was in April, and no-one believed That Donald would ever pursue it: Now you must agree how wrong you can be, Trump, Trump, Trump. Night by night, He'd rant and point and rave, When Donald was up on the podium He looked so proud and brave, Dirty tricks Yon Donald did perform But yet he just deluded them And took the crowd by storm. What a palaver for months on end, Touring all over the country, Hillary missed out Wisconsin, oh dear, but not Trump, Trump, Trump. Lawyers and FBI all muscled in To ride on this huge roller-coaster, Vote for the "lesser of evils" they said, not Trump, Trump, Trump? The Mexican border was calling, far, far away, He'll send all those immigrants building his wall, And leave them the other side of it, While others are fleeing to Canada, The moon or Mars or Australia, What kind of country will America be, with Trump, Trump, Trump? On he went, Trampling others down, He only had one goal in life, To take the President's crown. Just how many people did he offend? Which makes it such a mystery Why they voted for him in the end. All other candidates whittled away, He had to face up to Ms Clinton, TV debates, all fuelled with hate, Trump, Trump, Trump. Misogynist, racist and bigoted perv, And don't mention emails from Hillary, Lies and distortion, all out of proportion, Trump, Trump, Trump. Washington DC is calling, not so far away, He'll be in The White House by January, What horror, is all I can say. BUT silver-tongued words will not change my mind, Nor red baseball caps even tempt me, Just keep your hands well off pussies and buttons, Trump, Trump, Trump! |
01 Dec 16 - 08:44 AM (#3823844) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Felipa I'll be singing Holly Trump's song again thread.cfm?threadid=160825 |
01 Dec 16 - 08:47 AM (#3823846) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Felipa tattie boggle, a wee problem for me with your song - I dont want to insult other species (in this case oranguatan) ... admit I'm not so comfortable with the llama line in Holly's song, but that verse is imagined as coming from Trump's mouth |
01 Dec 16 - 09:41 PM (#3823996) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: EBarnacle The ride of the valkerie. After all, he and his minions will be the choosers of the slain |
03 Dec 16 - 06:07 PM (#3824335) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Helen Hi all, The original of this song was a huge hit in Oz, and then I found this: Denis Leary - song about Donald Trump I'm sure that, being a non U.S. citizen, I don't have a say in which song gets played at the inauguration, but....I can sow the seeds of inspiration. Helen |
06 Dec 16 - 02:51 PM (#3824891) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Tattie Bogle "No children or animals were harmed in the making of this song", Felipa, but sorry about the orang-utan! A bit of an insult to the species! |
06 Dec 16 - 08:52 PM (#3824946) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: CupOfTea How soon till someone comes up with an absolutely perfect song about 'im? So many musicians on Facebook have got a good handle on what he's got going on, it could provide fodder for twenty-leven verses. All the better if it's a zipper song where each new absurdity, indignity or illegality could be featured. Razor sharp mocking works on such thin skin. I thought of Robbie O'Connell's "how does Dennis do it" - it had me howling with mirth, while also making me look more closely at what Maggie was about. I don't know how apropos the rest of the lyrics are - I found the idea offensive enough to always flip the station when it came on, but strains of: "We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control... Just another brick in the wall" Keep running through my mind. Joanne in Cleveland, witness to the start of this wretched mess |
08 Dec 16 - 05:12 AM (#3825189) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Mr Red I heard a recording on BBC Radio 4 of DT singing "Green Acres" at an award ceremony in 2005. It is a wonder he didn't get a firm refusal from some female that day, he would have had two more achers ! They were listing all the acts that had told him to stop using their music as campaign wallpaper, plus all the other acts that were on record as saying they would not allow their music at any of his appearances. So maybe he will have to sing himself again. Pass the earplugs please. |
08 Dec 16 - 06:23 AM (#3825202) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Donuel The Inauguration may suspend the 1st am3ndment. No protest have been allowed and no timeline to allow protesters on the Mall. As far as music goes , How about Cat Scratch Fever? |
08 Dec 16 - 08:27 AM (#3825242) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: gillymor Whenever I saw Herr Trump on TV during the campaign this ditty by the late Frank Zappa came to mind: I'm the Slime |
08 Dec 16 - 08:49 AM (#3825249) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: SPB-Cooperator Bring Tom Lehrer out of retirement on the grounds that the need for satire is back with a vengeance. |
08 Dec 16 - 09:04 AM (#3825250) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Mr Red Yes please Tom Lehrer. else might I suggest Gut Bucket Blues? |
16 Dec 16 - 06:51 PM (#3826974) Subject: RE: BS: Music For Trump's Inauguration From: Donuel AND THE WINNER IS Sly and the family Stone "It's a Family Affair" |