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BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu

13 Oct 18 - 12:46 PM (#3956452)
Subject: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Big Al Whittle

Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
I'm in love with a kangaroo
A kangaroo, whose name is Len.
We have it off now and then.


13 Oct 18 - 07:29 PM (#3956505)
Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Joe Offer

👍


14 Oct 18 - 03:23 AM (#3956520)
Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Backwoodsman

Joe, how did you get that Emoticon to show up in your post? I just tried to post a couple of Emoticons in the 'Typos' thread, they looked fine in 'Preview', but came out as a sequence of question-marks in the actual post!


14 Oct 18 - 05:20 AM (#3956532)
Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Will Fly

I ain't got no fear of flyin'
When I'm with my favourite lion.
Though he's only just a cub,
We're members of the Mile High Club.

Just a spot of filth for a Sunday morning...


14 Oct 18 - 05:25 AM (#3956535)
Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Will Fly

I'm quite partial - just for laughs,
To sizzling sex with tall giraffes,
In the meadows, on the beach.
Trouble is, they're hard to reach.


14 Oct 18 - 05:28 AM (#3956536)
Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Will Fly

It's true, it's true, it's not a rumour.
I copulated with a puma.
We met one evening at a feast,
While dining off a wildebeest.

Now I WILL get my coat...


14 Oct 18 - 01:18 PM (#3956618)
Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Donuel

No one needs complete chastity
Lose weight try bestiality
It really burns those extra calories

I did it with a koala
Just like Trump did with a daughter
she was cute but the claws are slaughter


17 Oct 18 - 03:41 PM (#3957168)
Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Big Al Whittle

Poor Mr Vladimir Putin
So intolerant of gluten
'My poor guts!' he said in a tweet
'Make Volga noises, when I eat wheat.'


18 Oct 18 - 02:35 PM (#3957299)
Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Donuel

There is a doctor Zeus among us
giving voice to green jello and fungus
If you hear a bat yell in your ear
Whittle will translate
"There is a fly in your beer".


18 Oct 18 - 05:17 PM (#3957316)
Subject: RE: BS: Wibbly Wobbly Wubbly Wu
From: Donuel

Its a spider goddamnit!
Do you mind if I have it