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07 Jun 02 - 11:02 PM (#725743) Subject: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mary in Kentucky Happy Birthday Spaw! click here hehe *************caution*************** (do not click with food in mouth) |
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07 Jun 02 - 11:10 PM (#725748) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: CapriUni Hmmm.... Everytime Spaw finds a birthday thread, in insults the Member of honor.... This one should be fun... Pass the popcorn! |
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07 Jun 02 - 11:11 PM (#725750) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: wysiwyg Insult Spaw's member? Sure! Let's! ~S~ |
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07 Jun 02 - 11:12 PM (#725751) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: wysiwyg Oh Mary ! Perfect! Words cannot express! ~S~ |
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07 Jun 02 - 11:16 PM (#725757) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: michaelr Good one, Mary! 49 again, eh Spaw? Happy birthday! Cheers, Michael |
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07 Jun 02 - 11:22 PM (#725760) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Sorcha LOL! Not a good one, a GREAT ONE!! Here's a swift kick in the nutz, kiddo! |
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07 Jun 02 - 11:31 PM (#725768) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Naemanson Spaw has a birthday? Wow! Happy Birthday, old man, from one who will always be younger and better looking than you. [Grin]
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07 Jun 02 - 11:31 PM (#725769) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: CapriUni Mary, for some reason, I didn't get a picture... just fireworks animation... Oy! "Member"! I only said that because we don't have birthday threads for guests... and the inuendo went sailing right over my head... 'Course, with Spaw, everything is inuendo, so it doesn't matter what I write... :::Reaching for popcorn::: I wonder how Spaw will manage to insult himself... and will he take it well, or get all huffy?
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07 Jun 02 - 11:33 PM (#725771) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Tweed And one from me too! Happy Birthday you old buzzard;~) |
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07 Jun 02 - 11:34 PM (#725773) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: JenEllen No innuendo, just sincere wishes. Tell Sis to pass along a few thousand puppy-kisses to celebrate the day for me, eh? luv, yerJE |
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07 Jun 02 - 11:35 PM (#725774) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mary in Kentucky Capri, the site is pretty slow sometimes. Try the refresh after you sit there awhile. |
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07 Jun 02 - 11:41 PM (#725779) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Happy Birfday Spaw.john |
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07 Jun 02 - 11:41 PM (#725780) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: khandu In you window? What the hell? Hey, Dear Spaw, the banks in Mississippi closed their doors and flew the flag at quarter-mast today, in honor of your birthday! Quarter-mast in honor of your wee little member! Have a grand and happy birthday, ole bud! khandu |
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07 Jun 02 - 11:49 PM (#725783) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Amos Pat: As the actress said to the bishop, many happy returns. Give yourself a big pat on the back for your continued survival. Fondest regards, and thanks for all the bullshit, A |
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07 Jun 02 - 11:58 PM (#725790) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: GUEST,W. (Bill) S. May you...have...a....happy...birthday, Spaw. Let's, you and...me get...togethersometimeand...talk about...life and......ME! Your...Friend Bill |
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08 Jun 02 - 12:14 AM (#725797) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: CarolC Happy Birthday Spaw! Hope it's a good one. |
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08 Jun 02 - 12:16 AM (#725799) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Dave Swan Right. Your bidet. The partners of Lane, Fielding Patterson & Swan, Layabouts at Large, acting in quorum, in absentia, quim pro quo, coito ergo sum, et al, et cetera, have voted to authorize, in honor of your navel day, a day off, from doing nothing. Therefore, you are authroized to do less than nothing the whole day long, a task for which you are supremely qualified. So take the day off. Don't feel guilty about the amount of CO2 you're creating today. Or the amount of O2 you're consuming. Somewhere, someone thinks you're worth a shit....really. Many happy returns of the day, pal. D&P
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08 Jun 02 - 12:45 AM (#725814) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mark Cohen Pat, I hope your birthday is full of...whatever you want it to be. As my grandmother never said: Zolst du vaksn--vi a tsibele, mit kop in drerd! And as Israel Kamakawiwoole would have said, if he were alive: Hau'oli la hanau, brah!Aloha, Mark |
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08 Jun 02 - 12:56 AM (#725816) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Big Mick What El Swanno and the Peej said. I want to give you one the most prized piece of Mudcat memorabilia in the world. I want you to have it. I want you to have the original spud and thong. It is yours......................no...........no..........stop it. I will not take no for an answer. Just please don't sell it on Ebay. Happy Birthday, pal. I am going to stop and see you around the 12th or thirteenth of July on my way back from Cinncinnatti on biz. I need to go to bed, I have been laying about all day and I am bushed. Mick |
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08 Jun 02 - 12:56 AM (#725817) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Helen Happy Birthday, 'Spaw, from someone who beat you to birthday this week by 3 days. Geminis unite & multiply! We can take over the world two-by-two. Geminis to the power of 2. Helen |
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08 Jun 02 - 01:03 AM (#725820) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: katlaughing Ya did good, MaryinKY!! What a darling lil' ol' devil, too! Happy Birthday, SPAWdarlin'!Thanks for being here another year and being such a dear friend. Gosh...I don't know what's happened...I haven't called you the "evil twin" in ages! Must be yer age!*bg* luvyabunchesPeaches....kat |
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08 Jun 02 - 01:13 AM (#725823) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Benjamin Just for the record, Spaw has never insulted me on my birthday, or in a birthday thread (I guess someone needs to start one first). Spaw, happy birthday from someone who is and always will be MUCH younger! Benjamin |
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08 Jun 02 - 01:50 AM (#725835) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mark Cohen I think we should all chip in (so to speak) and get 'Spaw a gift certificate to this place for his birthday. Aloha, Mark (What am I thinking? He probably owns a half interest in the store already.) |
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08 Jun 02 - 02:01 AM (#725840) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mudlark My word...I had no idea the horned one in question was so young, so handsome....Happy Birthday! |
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08 Jun 02 - 02:18 AM (#725849) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Gary T Happy birthday to a true character with true character. And remember, size doesn't matter (much). |
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08 Jun 02 - 02:35 AM (#725858) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: InOBU Happy Blirp day to U Hippy Birff dey 2 ewe Haapppyyy BBBBBLLLLIIIIRRRFFFFPPPPPPHHHH dey, ye' ol ticker ye.... Ha (burp)py bbbrrrrrzzzzzthhhhrip dey to you!!!! (and buy my CD folks and give it to spaw... from the old plugomatic) Larry |
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08 Jun 02 - 03:00 AM (#725861) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Liz the Squeak Hey Spaw, come on over and get your birthday present.... that's it, sit just there, no, the seat is supposed to be shaped like that, and yes, the straps are necessary..... that's it, just slide on over, mind your leg..... Now close your eyes.......
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08 Jun 02 - 07:35 AM (#725938) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Eric the Viking appy barfday you old git-best wishes for many more (at your age!) |
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08 Jun 02 - 07:58 AM (#725945) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: mooman Happy birthday 'Spaw Be careful not to start a fire blowing the candles out! All the very best! mooman |
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08 Jun 02 - 08:04 AM (#725946) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: kendall Birthday? Spaw was born? I thought he was hatched on a hot rock.His father's name was Onan, right? Anyway, happy whatever Spaw! |
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08 Jun 02 - 08:08 AM (#725949) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: gnu A toast of TTB to you ! Have a happy Bday ! |
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08 Jun 02 - 08:27 AM (#725954) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Naemanson A FART SHOP!?!?! Only in this Spaw-niverse. |
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08 Jun 02 - 08:33 AM (#725959) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mr Red I clicked Screen immediately went porridge pointilism! Should eat breakfast earlier! Yea - Happy Burpday Sapw. |
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08 Jun 02 - 08:55 AM (#725966) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: bbc Yup, it was on my calendar, too! Pat, it wouldn't be the same without you. I hope to see your face in person sometime. love, Barbara & Duane |
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08 Jun 02 - 09:05 AM (#725968) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: artbrooks In-ewe-end-o? The guy is kinkier than I thought! Happy however-many, Spaw! |
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08 Jun 02 - 09:06 AM (#725970) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Morticia Hey Uncle Pat, another year older and deeper in BS,eh?Happy Bithday, you darling old DOM. |
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08 Jun 02 - 09:42 AM (#725979) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Paul from Hull *ROFL* Have a good one, 'Spaw! |
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08 Jun 02 - 09:52 AM (#725982) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Gareth I regret that for some reason or another I can not pick up the Clicky. Howerever I think it is safe to asume that it is in impecable bad taste. Spaw - May you continue to damage the Ozone layer for many a further year. Gareth |
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08 Jun 02 - 10:12 AM (#725984) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Murray MacLeod Happy birthday Spaw. It just so happens that today is also the most important day in the whole of the sporting calendar, namely the running of the Epsom Derby. So, looking for a coincidence bet, I have decided to have a fiver each-way on "Louisville". (Yes I know you don't live anywhere near Louisville but that's the best I could come up with). In just under an hour I will know whether I have kissed my money goodbye, or whether I have suddenly become rich. If it wins, I promise you I will buy you a set of guitar strings of your choice as a birthday present. Murray |
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08 Jun 02 - 10:44 AM (#725996) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Áine Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, my lovely saggy assed Galapagos tortoise (gasp . . .) Happy birthday to you! Ya know, dear 'Spaw, you'd think that after all these years of chasing your bum on this virtual beach, I would've caught you by now -- just shows to go ya that slow and steady wins the race! ;D Have a good 'un, you ol' fart -- We love ya, Áine |
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08 Jun 02 - 10:59 AM (#725998) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Rick Fielding We're toasting you with a big bowl of homemade pea soup....cuts down on the hangovers. Have a great one. Rick and heather |
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08 Jun 02 - 11:05 AM (#726003) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Sam Pirt Hi have a great happy birthday!!!!! Cheers, Sam |
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08 Jun 02 - 11:36 AM (#726020) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Giac Happy Birthday, 'Spaw. Nope, that's it, no insults, in-yer-windows, bad jokes, nuthin'. No, seriously, 'Spaw, that's it, just Happy Birthday. No comments about BS in your part of Ohio being so deep that they had to install warning beacons for the space shuttle. No jibes about the company you keep (Mrs. 'Spaw and the 'Spawlings excluded, of course). NO! Cletus, I didn't mean you, but, now, Paw and those Reg boys ... . All right, young man, that's it, have a good un. Mary |
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08 Jun 02 - 11:36 AM (#726022) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Micca Happy Birthday Cousin' Spaw, This might amuse you it made me laugh Here mit der kliken |
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08 Jun 02 - 11:45 AM (#726026) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: wysiwyg Just for you (don't even share it with the fam), a case of their best is on the way to you from THESE FINE PURVEYORS. Enjoy! ~Susan |
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08 Jun 02 - 11:51 AM (#726029) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Genie Chippie Mirth Day! Hippie Bath Day! Harpie Burp Day! and, most of all, Sloppy Beer Day! Genie And, thanks to Mary, you now have a karaoke of that great Charlie Daniels hit to sing with! |
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08 Jun 02 - 11:57 AM (#726033) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: GUEST,Bill Kennedy here is an old birthday song we used to sing:
Down on the farm, the cows ask for Spaw, all the best, Spaw |
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08 Jun 02 - 11:59 AM (#726036) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Lonesome EJ Since 1999, your presence here has continued to bring this Forum down to the level of the lowest common denominator. You have made the sublime into the ridiculous on nearly every occasion. You have made fun of people regardless of whether they deserved it or not. You have engaged in long, rambling stories about imaginary rednecks. You have made a travesty of the fine musical Oklahoma! with your pornographic satires. You have failed to render unto Neil Young all the respect due Him, and have instead erected an imaginary mental clinic in His name. For this and many other reasons, I just have to say...sniffle... I love you, man! Happy Birthday! |
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08 Jun 02 - 12:02 PM (#726038) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: DonMeixner Happy Birth Day Pat Glad to have had you around for another year. Sticking around for another? I have some dulcimer questions for ya. Don |
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08 Jun 02 - 12:31 PM (#726048) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: SINSULL Major Birthday Question: Do you take the wife and kids to McDonald's and then head to Taco Bell to get yours and eat? Or force everyone to eat at Taco Bell? Happy Birthday, Pat! Enjoy it! SINS |
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08 Jun 02 - 12:54 PM (#726055) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Ebbie Happy Birthday, Spaw! |
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08 Jun 02 - 01:00 PM (#726057) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Jeri Well, I'd say something insulting today, 'cause Spaw seems to like that sort of thing, but I'm in a huggy-kissy sort of mood and I'm just trying to be nice to people. I'd like to simply wish him a Happy Birthday without mentioning a single thing about him being a poor excuse for a 50-something year old kid, someone you don't want around lit birthday candles, or a twisted person with an amazingly sick sense of humor. Poor old Spaw needs all the niceness I can muster since I've heard they had to install a toilet in his Barcalounger so he didn't have to get up to go. (Has a little TP dispenser fastened to it and everything, so I'm told.) So I'm not going to say anything negative about him. He can't help a lot of the stuff he says or does, so why should I give him a hard time about being a lazy bum, a dirty old man, or a guy who probably has frosting smeared all over the week-old, torn undershirt and boxers he's probably sitting there wearing? NO! I absolutely refuse to say anything mean about him on this day when he should at least get the impression he has friends here. Happy Birthday, Spaw! With (sincere) love, Jeri |
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08 Jun 02 - 01:18 PM (#726062) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Justa Picker 'Spaw, I'd raise a glass to you, but I think farting in your general direction is more appropriate. Happy Birthday, guy. |
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08 Jun 02 - 02:17 PM (#726084) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Little Hawk Well, Spaw, been cruising the yard sales here, and managed to pick up another Big Mouth Billy Bass for you! They're quite common at yard sales...can't imagine why... This one's got the batteries in it and works great! Be ready for weeks and weeks of hilarious entertainment, all those funny lines you know and love... Congrats! - LH |
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08 Jun 02 - 02:18 PM (#726086) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: C-flat Many happy returns! Hope you and the guys at the centre have a good dip into the medication trolley! |
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08 Jun 02 - 02:44 PM (#726096) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: kendall Jeri in a "huggy kissy" mood? This I gotta see! |
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08 Jun 02 - 02:45 PM (#726097) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Amos Jeri: Not to encourage Spaw or anything...but I believe on closer inspection you'll find that that is not frosting. A |
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08 Jun 02 - 02:56 PM (#726103) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Jeri Yes, I'm in love with the world today, despite the fact that there is hunger, death, war, and something in my refrigerator that smells funny. It's still a grand place, and you're a wonderful, wonderful person Kendall, or would be if you weren't from Maine. Amos, I haven't done a closer inspection myself, so I must take your word. How did you manage to determine it wasn't frosting? |
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08 Jun 02 - 04:18 PM (#726131) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Amos I extrapolated from a compassionate analysis of fundamental proclivities, Jeri; I'm too far away to smell it after all!! LOL! But it ain't sardines... Might be a horse? Don't tell Spaw I said that!! A |
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08 Jun 02 - 05:15 PM (#726161) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Amergin Boy, Spaw...I thought you stopped counting birthdays years and years ago....well anyways...have a great one! and may you have many more! |
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08 Jun 02 - 05:20 PM (#726164) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Dave Swan If there's ANYTHING horse-like in Spaw's underwear, it's proof positive that prayer works. |
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08 Jun 02 - 05:34 PM (#726167) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Little Hawk I've also got a tape of Blind DRunk and his brother Don singing "Still Lazy After All These Beers", and playing air guitar and tabletop drums! One of a kind. It's on the way. - LH |
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08 Jun 02 - 06:34 PM (#726194) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mrs Cobble Spaw......you still young enough to have birthdays ? *BG* hope its a good one Mrs C |
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08 Jun 02 - 06:43 PM (#726200) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: IvanB I've always surmised that Mudcatters were people with way too much time on their hands. Following some of the links in this thread has proved that I far underestimated the problem. *BG* Anyway, hope your birthday is going smashingly, 'Spaw, and many happy returns. |
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08 Jun 02 - 08:00 PM (#726261) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Art Thieme Lots more Pat. Art |
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08 Jun 02 - 08:16 PM (#726269) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Naemanson How old is Spaw anyway? Jeri - "...wonderful, wonderful person Kendall, or would be if you weren't from Maine." Are you trying to get in trouble with the Maine Mudcat contingent? Better be careful, woman. Until next April I am still from Maine. Even then I'll be a Maine exile. (Note: I am FROM Maine but not a native. Gotta put that disclaimer in there or the natives will get crusty. I've only lived here 38 years.) |
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08 Jun 02 - 08:31 PM (#726277) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Bobert Tip a couple fir me, the P-Vine, Rufus and Retha May, will ya', Spawzer. Hoping you many, many more. Bobert |
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08 Jun 02 - 09:00 PM (#726294) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Gloredhel Happy Birthday to one of the dirtiest old men I know! Colleen :)
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08 Jun 02 - 09:19 PM (#726302) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: McGrath of Harlow Happy birthday - and a virtual round of applause for that surgeon and his pet robot. |
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08 Jun 02 - 09:36 PM (#726313) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Jon Freeman Well I'm not joining in with a lot of this... but... happy birthaday spaw, Jon |
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08 Jun 02 - 10:19 PM (#726321) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: DancingMom Hippos, birdies, two ewes! Hope it was great. Sharon |
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08 Jun 02 - 11:01 PM (#726333) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: harpgirl ...hoppy boppy poppy! |
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08 Jun 02 - 11:12 PM (#726336) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: hesperis *49 Hugs for Spaw!!!!!!!!!!!* (Sorry, that's all you get from me. *g*) Wait.... where's the CAKE?!! Someone must of took it! |
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08 Jun 02 - 11:18 PM (#726338) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Jeri Naemanson, Maine started it. I remember somebody talking wistfully about the possibility of something bad happening to the bridge(s) between Maine & NH. I think Charley might have been the guilty party. If he isn't guilty of that, I'm sure he did or said something else. Anyway, peace. Both Maine and New Hampshire are wonderful places. This thread is about Spaw. He's in Ohio. |
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08 Jun 02 - 11:54 PM (#726346) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Little Neophyte Dear Catspaw, Just for you I've switched my banjo back to the clear plastic head and I'm only wearing my white socks while I play you Happy Birthday on my banjo. Twang, twang, twang, twang, twang Twang, twang, twang, twang, twang Twang, twang, twang, Dear Catspaw Twang, twang, twang, twang twang, Hope you get a big piece of cake with a pretty sweet rose. Sending you tons of love, Little BonAmie |
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09 Jun 02 - 01:02 AM (#726353) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: GUEST,Old Scratch Yes, it is I. I have waited till the day is almost over to respond. I did not want to spoil the day. But I must remind you of the deal that you made with me back in the 60's. (Remember that trip to Hattiesburg? And how you made that little side trip to the crossroads on the way?) Now, so far I have lived up to my part; I have let you get by with your sharp sarcasm and rapier wit without you being done in by some outrage victim.(Though, there have been many times when it would have been justifiable homocide!) I have allowed you to become an icon here at the Mudcat Cafe, and have caused many here to become enamored with you. I have given you the gift of gab and the gift of gas. I have doubly blessed you. I have kept my end of the covenant. Yet, I must say, I am pissed! How dare you lampoon me by dressing up like me! Clearly it was an attempt to belittle me before the internet surfers. Well, Mr. Catsfart, it will not work! No matter what you do, our deal stands! Yes, I know that with each birthday, you must acknowledge that you are older and nearer to the day you must pay up! I know that with each passing year, the panic grows stronger! But, don't worry, be happy, cause it ain't gonna change a thing!!! We have a date! I have the contract in hand. It states right here;"The undersigned agrees that at the Master's demand, the undersigned will totally relinquish his sole to the Master and will never...WAIT!! WAIT A DAMNED MINUTE! SOLE???SOLE?? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO READ 'SOUL', NOT 'SOLE'!" DAMMIT! DAMMIT ALL TO HELL! Oh well, I hope it has been a happy day for you, Spaw! Satan |
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09 Jun 02 - 02:23 AM (#726374) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Amos LOL!!! Classic!! A |
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09 Jun 02 - 07:07 AM (#726457) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Noreen A belated birthday wish, Pat: belated because a friend in Brussels wanted to include his special gift for you... Happy Birthday!Love from Noreen and him. |
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09 Jun 02 - 09:22 AM (#726497) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Dave the Gnome Belated Happy Birthday wishes you old fart! Now you are older and wiser perhaps you will behave in a manner more apt for the old codgers home you should be in...;-) Cheers and many more of 'em Dave the Gnome |
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09 Jun 02 - 10:27 AM (#726516) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: alison ah welll sorry I'm late.............. but happy birthday "Spaw.... and I believe I owe you a few licks so here goes....... SLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP lots of love alison |
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09 Jun 02 - 10:39 AM (#726520) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Amos oooooooooooo!!! Alison!! The WAY you slurp!! LOL! A |
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09 Jun 02 - 12:13 PM (#726555) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: 53 Happy Bday Spawington, Just add another illustrous day to your book of knowledge. Love Bob and Glenda. |
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09 Jun 02 - 12:41 PM (#726566) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Lyrical Lady It's just like what the one saggy boob said to the other..."If we don't get some support pretty soon, people will think we're nuts"! All the best Pat. LL |
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09 Jun 02 - 02:00 PM (#726604) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Pene Azul This is Max here at the original Mudcat. More fun here really. You guys don't know what you're missing. You think the Web site is cool, you should see the non-virtual version. Anyhow, you suck Catspaw. Ever since you joined, I didn't like that I kept getting Catspaw and Katlaughing mixed up. I never did like you. So now that you are 108 years old, can you go ruin a different Web site? All kidding aside, please, can you go away? We love you Spaw, but really, leave us alone will ya? Max |
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09 Jun 02 - 02:26 PM (#726614) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: catspaw49 ohmygawd.............. Well, I am honestly overwhelmed here!!! I have had a great couple of days and haven't checked in because we've been doing both some fun stuff and some good work too. Karen is trying to retrain me as a househusband and I gotta' tell ya'.........it's working!!! This has also been one of the best birthday times I have had in many years. Last night we had a great party with steak and scallops and all kinds of good food. The only thing missing was all of you! I'd like to say how proud I am of all of you! For a year now I have been working hard to assure that Birthday Threads are not boring and meaningless as Joe Offer contends, with everyone saying the same thing and I've encouraged you all to do the same. I was beginning to feel it was an uphill battle and you all didn't get it..........I seem to have been in error on that as this one is certainly not boring! For that and for all the "wishes and greetings," I'd like to say, "Screw you all very much!" And to Mary who started this, I can now see why you weren't too upset over our missed connections last week since you were already planning this!!! I think you are now a definite "one-up" on me and I shall get even my dear!!!! My temptation to go through and insult in return all of you who have so thoughtfully posted is great, but I'll refrain from it........Y'all would know it was just my lame way of attempting at saying how much you folks mean to me....and no words can say that. Take a virtual hug, a BIG Spaw hug and know that I truly do feel blessed to be a part of this community. I need to tell you about my wonderful birthday present and then get ready to go out this afternoon. We were able to acquire another Blue Longhair Weimaraner. Anyone who knows me well, knows how important they are and how much I love these dogs. Her name is Sissy although she answers to Macy as well. She is a beautiful girl, now 5 years old, that her first owners could not keep. We picked her up last weekend and she and Jaeger are already old friends. It's as though they've been living together for years and both are absolutely great hounds! AS I type, I now have TWO weird looking Weimaraners at my feet instead of one and when they're out together, they get a lot of comments. Look on THIS PAGE for a picture labeled MACY. Kat has a pic of the two of them, but I haven't found another album source yet so I can't show you the two of them together.......Suffice it to say, they are a beautifully matched pair in personality as well as looks. I haven't felt quite this "joyous" in a long time. Great personalities, great companions.....Love my Weimaraners!!!!! So again, let me say that you can Kiss My Ass.....and thanks. This year it REALLY does mean a lot. Spaw
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09 Jun 02 - 02:39 PM (#726620) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: catspaw49 Since we cross-posted, I'd like to say specifically to you Max, you have a giant kick in the balls coming your way. It's been my pleasure for the past 4 years to completely trash this worthless waste of bandwidth and the fact that it's still alive continues to amaze me! I have over 16,000 posts here and the damn place is still cookin'.........I can't figure it out. What I am sure of is that in no way has it ever had anything to with efforts on your part as you are without a doubt the greatest waste of carbon atoms ever assembled in one place on the planet. I know this to be true because all the Troll/Flamer Anonymous Guest types say so and gawd knows how intelligent and insightful they are! Hang close to Jeff....It's your only salvation you slimey piece of aardvark dung...........Cletus sends his best. Spaw |
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09 Jun 02 - 02:49 PM (#726626) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: wysiwyg He really IS a Layabout, i'nt he? Too damn lazy to respond in kind to each of us, and BRAGS about it! ~S~ |
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09 Jun 02 - 03:15 PM (#726643) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: John MacKenzie In a vain effort to join the inner circle, I'd like to wish Sir Catspaw, a very happy birthday. Yours Obsequiously.....Giok |
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09 Jun 02 - 03:33 PM (#726658) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Liz the Squeak An ancient Scottish blessing I learned from Lady P. Ah wee goo aan bile yer heed!! LTS |
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09 Jun 02 - 04:42 PM (#726702) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Homeless Well Spaw, I usually avoid these birthday threads, and haven't been around much at all lately actually, but after seeing how eloquently you expressed your appreciation I finally found use for a blessing that I swiped out of a biker rag many years ago. And so, for your (belated) birthday...
May bleeding piles distress you
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09 Jun 02 - 08:04 PM (#726819) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: katlaughing A WARNING so I didn't spew woulda been nice, Homeless!!LMAOWROTF!!! Puuurrrrfect for our Spaw! Here I am, the GOOD twin...with piccies of the pressie!
Spaw's Dawgs(click on the photo album of that name)(Sorry, started a new thread so it wouldn't get buried and all postings got caught in a Mudglitch:-) |
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09 Jun 02 - 11:00 PM (#726849) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Steve in Idaho I think one has to have parents in order to be born - which would mean that a birthday would occur - Hatched doesn't count. Hopin' your hatchday is Vunderbar!!!
And yes Bro - I Love You madly - soon as you get back from Sweden we'll talk -
Steve |
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09 Jun 02 - 11:36 PM (#726862) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: VoxFox CRAP! Why is it that as soon as I go away for a few days something happens and I miss it?! Damn, Spaw, Sorry I missed your Happy Day. I see that you had a good one and that's all that counts. Until next time. VoxFox |
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10 Jun 02 - 04:51 AM (#726919) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mark Cohen kat, I see the picture of 'Spaw and his pet, but didn't you say he had two dogs? And what's this about him having a blue weenie? Aloha, Mark |
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10 Jun 02 - 04:59 AM (#726922) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: katlaughing Dang! I thought I'd edited him out! LMAO!! Aloha yerself, BabyDoc! |
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10 Jun 02 - 12:22 PM (#727020) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: SharonA Well, now, Spaw, since you've put me in charge of the "Song & Greeting Card Division" of the International Holiday Registry, it is my honor and duty to write a Hallmarkesque greeting-card greeting in commemoration of your birthday (also known as Whatevertafuck 6-8): I see that the day has come to pass, Your glorious natal date, The day upon which you first passed gas: Whatevertafuck 6-8! Your innards would noxious vapors spawn From anything on your plate And trumpet them from your ass upon Whatevertafuck 6-8 And all of the other days as well, But let there be no debate: The loudest farts came when this day fell: Whatevertafuck 6-8! Whenever a yellow cloud we'd see Above that ol' Buckeye State We'd say in PA, "Today must be Whatevertafuck 6-8!" Your waist may expand, your hair may drop Till all you have left is pate, But e'er on this day we'll hear a "Brawwp": Whatevertafuck 6-8! So here is a simple wish, Spaw luv, Although it's a little late May you get a gas each year out of Whatevertafuck 6-8! Many happy returns! Sharon |
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10 Jun 02 - 01:10 PM (#727047) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: MMario Now I know what the 21-fart sulaute and the fireworks were about over the weekend! My sympathies to Karen for your having survived another year.
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10 Jun 02 - 02:26 PM (#727065) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Kim C Happy Birthday!!!! Sorry I missed it!!!! Love, yer pal, Fiddlebum :-) |
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10 Jun 02 - 03:57 PM (#727106) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Steve Latimer "Spaw, sorry I'm a few days late, but Happy Birthday. I'll have an Iron City and some Pork Rinds in your honour. Steve |
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10 Jun 02 - 05:28 PM (#727146) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: fat B****rd May I be the 100th to wish you all the best. |
