Lord Bartock, Lady Clare and Locklan (The Locksmith) by Spider Tom

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Lord Bartock called his Lady Clare, said "I must go away.
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I will grab my sword and shield, I'm off to the crusades.
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I have a little gift for you as I'm gone day and night,
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A gold and felt, chas-ti-ty belt, will help you sleep real tight."

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Now, Lady Clare was none too keen, to wear the golden locks, 
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But Bartock was a jealous type, and Lady Clare, a Fox . 
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Though she did plead, he paid no heed, to treat her with suspicion ,
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So, still he locked her in the belt, to safeguard their partition. 

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Is the keeper, of the key, the master of the heart?
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"All is fair in love and war." He said that at the start.

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Lord Bartock galloped off to war, sword drawn for the fight,
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And Lady Clare would lay awake, and try stray keys at night.
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But ne'er a key did come to hand, to open up her lock,
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And Bartock had the master key, hidden in his sock.

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One day, fate would have it, 'cause fate's like that for sure,
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Locklan, the mobile locksmith, knocked on the castle door,
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He took pain, to then explain, he'd open any locks,
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Be it on a celler door, or on a jewelled box.

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Lady Clare, she heard the words that tumbled off his tongue.
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"I bid you, sir, to break the lock, I need to be undone."
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So he agreed, and did proceed, to pick the lock himself,
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Though he feared, that doing so, could be bad for his health.

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His skillful hands did skate around, like feathers on the lock,
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And Lady Clare, so long untouched, had one or two, small shocks.
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The locksmith man, with steady hands, had soon removed her bounds,
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Just then, Bartock was home from war, Clare heard his barking hounds.

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As Bartock held his key in hand, and aimed it at the door,
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He was knocked down by a cannon-ball, you should have heard him roar.
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And Lady Clare, she said, "Clear off! The locks have all been changed,
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You can't even row the boat, the moat has all been drained."

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"You never cared a fig for me, you just locked me up.
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I cursed you when you went away, I had had enough.
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You can't lock up emotions, you won't try that, no more.
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I'm pushing a Court-Order, underneath the door.
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Is the keeper of the heart, the master of the key?
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All is fair in love and war, you once said that to me."

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"And I have found another, who is more to please,
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He found a way into my - heart, and didn't need your keys,
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If you feel frustration, as you're strutting, like a cock,
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I'll throw you my chas-ti-tity belt, the key's still in your sock.

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© Ken Robertson 6/4/1998