Subject: Mudcat Song Book gone From: katlaughing Date: 13 Jan 10 - 04:23 PM Anyone have a complete copy of Aine's Mudcat Songbook? It is no longer online, though some of it can be found at the Way Back site. I'll call or email Aine and see if she has files she could send so it can be archived. I'd hate to see that lost. kat
The complete Mudcat Songbook is available at https://web.archive.org/web/20220000000000*/http://www.geocities.com/doireanne/ but will be duplicated here for safekeeping. The specific pages for each category within song challenge winners book are: WINNERS OF THE GOLDEN COW CHIP AWARD WITH GUINNESS CREST WINNERS OF THE GOLDEN COW CHIP AWARD WITH HARP RIBBON WINNERS OF THE SUPER SPECIAL SANDSTONE SHEILA-NA-GIG OCARINA AWARD WINNERS OF THE GOLDEN COW CHIP AWARD WITH SHAMROCK CLUSTER WINNERS OF THE GOLDEN COW CHIP AWARD WITH MEMORIAL MMARIO SILVERPLATED SPITTOON WINNERS OF THE GOLDEN COW CHIP AWARD WITH CLEIGH'S BLUE FUME SHIELD WINNERS OF THE GOLDEN COW CHIP WITH TWO-FER-COUPON WINNERS OF THE GOLDEN COW CHIP AWARD WITH DOO-LYN DITTY DIGGER DECORATION WINNERS OF THE DOUBLE DIP COPPER COW CHIP (WITH SPRINKLES) WINNERS OF THE WHOLE BAG O'CHIPS SPECIAL AWARD WINNERS OF THE IMPERIAL ORDER OF THE ALL-IN-ONE GENIUS WITH PLATINUM TUFTS AWARD Then there's the STORY TELLERS PAGE:
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Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook gone? From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 05:01 PM Looks like the last copy of the Songbook at archive.org was February 9, 2008 I think I'll change this into a PermaThread to hold the songbook. Please don't submit songs to this thread - at least, not for now. I haven't figured out an easy way to fix the index, so it won't work right until I have time to think about it. Kat will take care of contacting Aine. Thanks. -Joe- This is an edited Mudcat PermaThread©, intended to duplicate the offsite Mudcat Songbook. Feel free to post to this thread, but be aware that all posts are subject to editing or deletion. In fact, probably most or all messages will be deleted until the entire songbook has been posted. This thread will be moderated by Mousethief. -Joe Offer, Forum Moderator And yes, I know that this needs fixing. The links won't work until Mousethief completes this project.The Mudcat Songbook
Anyone is welcome to perform these songs in public without royalties; however, if any of them are recorded or published for profit, the writers/composers expect the usual royalties. 001 by Amos 1999 Was The Date Of The Year by Dan Milner A Better Way by Amos Tunes a-f |
Subject: SB: 001 (by Amos) From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 05:09 PM Anyone is welcome to perform these songs in public without royalties; however, if any of them are recorded or published for profit, the writers/composers expect the usual royalties. WILLIE-O'S SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
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Subject: Mudcat Songbook: 1066 (by Amos) From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 05:10 PM
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Subject: SB: 1603-March 25th by MMario From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 05:13 PM WILLIE-O'S SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
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Subject: Mudcat Songbook:Virginia Dare (1606) - Lonesome EJ From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 05:15 PM WILLIE-O'S SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
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Subject: SB: 1743 (The Ballad of Farquhar Shaw) by Willie-O From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 05:17 PM
2. Our regiment was Highland-born and there we should have stayed. 3. We're told we'll just be strolling down to parade before the King. 4. In a tavern on the Great North Road we met some lowland Scots. 5. The King he never saw us but just ordered us to war. 6. We met on Finchley Common on the seventeenth night of May 7. Now Shaw was not some Highland laird of gentlemanly birth; 8. Though sick he was and wearing still the Regiment's green plaid, 9. They'd singled out two corporals and a piper for to die 10. Three knelt upon the ground within the Tower chapel yard 11. Some went tae Gibraltar and some the Leeward Isles, c. Bill Cameron, 1984 |
Subject: SB: 1AD and 1BC by McGrath of Harlow From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 05:20 PM WILLIE-O'S SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
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Subject: SB: The '65 Newport Ragtop Blues by reggie miles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 05:22 PM |
Subject: SB: A Conversation In Bed by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 05:25 PM
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Subject: SB: Across the Miles and Over the Years by Amos From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 05:27 PM
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Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook gone? From: Jeri Date: 13 Jan 10 - 05:55 PM The links don't work, as they refer to documents in the directory where the thread WAS. I fixed the first few of them. Other mods can see what I did (Just stuck "#message number" in where "songtitle.html" is) and maybe help out. And yes, I hope this post gets deleted, augmented, moved or whatever else might help.
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Subject: SB: A Different Kind by Mrs. Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 06:16 PM
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Subject: SB: A Dilly Of A Tale by reggie miles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 06:19 PM
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Subject: SB: A Dram For Yarrow by InOBU From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 06:34 PM |
Subject: SB: A Good Line by Spider Tom From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 06:35 PM
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Subject: SB: A Grown-ups' Lullaby by CapriUni (Ann Magill) From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 06:37 PM |
Subject: SB: A Late Night Walk by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 06:39 PM
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Subject: SB: A Little Titian by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 06:40 PM
Don't want to appear, in no Vermeer I could have asked Van Gogh Well I'm no prude Don't want to hang in the Louvre Among kings and heads of state Roger Gall |
Subject: SB: A Mere Man by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 06:41 PM
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Subject: SB: The Mother's Kiss by Don Meixner From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 06:43 PM
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Subject: SB: A Non-scents Song! by Bradypus From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 06:46 PM
Bradypus' Comments: I've probably used the same pun too often in this - but I enjoyed having a challenge again. The tune is 'Mountain Dew', and the last four lines are lifted almost directly from one of the versions in Digitrad - but you've got to end a song somehow. |
Subject: SB:A Prayer For The Madness Of Leap Year by Praise From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 07:08 PM
The horrible acts of humanity's weakness I lay at your feet, for your cleansing. "Geezis", some cry out, do they know your Name, do they know you had come to redeem us? Others shout out their mourning and grief, and despite knowing most are not listening. Once again people are asking why You would allow such an evil to happen. Women, your sons stand beside a boy who had no one to love or to raise him. Lord, I pray that you give us Your strength, for so often, we choose what is evil. Stand beside us and lend us Your wisdom, and bind us in Your understanding. People, all over, again, are shocked-- not surprised-- and saddened, and this time, for Kayla. |
Subject: SB: A Run for Home by Metchosin From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 07:09 PM
(In loving memory of David and Wendy Trail, John Trail and Mary Anne Grubb, lost at sea, November, 1978) On a gray November day Through an agony of time The Pacific's northern gale On a windswept grassy knoll Copyright©1999 S. Grieve |
Subject: SB: A Seafarer's Lament by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 07:14 PM
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Subject: SB: A Sleepless Night by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 07:15 PM
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Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook gone? From: katlaughing Date: 13 Jan 10 - 07:22 PM Amos, thanks. I HOPE they did so! Great job, Joe and Jeri! |
Subject: SB: A Soldier's Lament by Irish sergeant From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 07:30 PM
And dear Mary how I miss you as the bugles fill the air But it's 18 years this summer I've been upon this shore. And my darling wife I miss you on this humid summer night My face is stained with powder and my eyes are filled with tears, And dear Mary, how I miss you as the bugles fill the air, How I long to run my fingers through your long and silken hair, © Neil K. MacMillan |
Subject: SB: A Song for Mudcatters by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 07:31 PM
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Subject: SB: Ahukahuba How 'Bout You? by Reggie Miles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 07:32 PM
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Subject: SB: Ain't Dreams Wonderful Things? by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 07:59 PM
Whilst riding with Harry Worth, on a Chair-O –Plane Ain't dreams wonderful things? There's a joy in things you can't control I go to a show, sit in the front row Ain't dreams wonderful things? There's a joy in things you can't control I'm on an island, salt free, the wind Ain't dreams wonderful things? There's a joy in things you can't control Roger Gall 1996 |
Subject: SB: All Hail Flag Day by mousethief From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 08:00 PM |
Subject: SB: All Horses Go To Heaven by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 08:01 PM
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Subject: SB: Alba by Troll From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 08:03 PM
Ye Gauls and ye Germans. Ye poor conquered folk. Centurian, why have ye come here from Rome? copyright N.W. Johnson |
Subject: SB: An Bhean Chaointe by Áine From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 08:05 PM An Bhean Chaointe by Áine (Tune: An Bhean Udaí Thall) Áine's Comments: This song is based on the famous legend of 'La Llorona'. Ná gabh chun na habhann, a stór, Ná gabh ansin riamh i d'aonar; Beidh tú toghaite ag an Bhean Chaointe, Ag an bhruach 'sí fliuch is fíanta. Ag caí ag an grian dhubhach, Le gealaigh dorcha 'bhí sí faighte; Marbh neamhbheo na leanbháin, San uisce glasfhuar báite. Le leannán leapa í tréigthe, Le fuath is eagla í lionta; Le háill ard iad caite, Gan slánaitheoir ina dtrocha. Ó mhaidin go faoithin á luchtaíodh, Lena tsianta cráite is maisc, Ar bharr na sruthanna á rugadh, A cuimhne go deo gan reast'. Gealtach le ciontacht is pian, Tuirseach den saol gan suan, I ndallsíon léim sí san abhainn, 'S cailleadh í fán uisce dubh. Lá is oíche taiscéalann sí páistí 'Sí ag fuaidreamh, fuar is caillte, I ndorcha i' sorcha caoineann sí, Anam damanta is riamh riaghta. Ná gabh chun na habhann, a stór, Ná gabh ansin riamh i d'aonar; Beidh tú toghaite ag an Bhean Chaointe, Ag an bhruach 'sí fliuch is fíanta. Áine Cooke (1999) |
Subject: SB: An Emigrant's Daughter by Barry Taylor From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jan 10 - 08:06 PM An Emigrant's Daughter by Barry Taylor (Tune: The Grenadier and the Lady) Click here for a midi of the tune Barry's Comments: This ballad tells the true story of the voyage of my Irish ancestors from County Tyrone to Canada in 1842. Oh please ne'er forget me though waves now lie o'er me I was once young and pretty and my spirit ran free But destiny tore me from country and loved ones And from the new land I was never to see. A poor emigrant's daughter too frightened to know I was leaving forever the land of my soul Amid struggle and fear my parents did pray To place courage to leave o'er the longing to stay. They spoke of a new land far away 'cross the sea And of peace and good fortune for my brothers and me So we parted from townland with much weeping and pain 'Kissed the loved ones and the friends we would ne'er see again. The vessel was crowded with disquieted folk The escape from past hardship sustaining their hope But as the last glimpse of Ireland faded into the mist Each one fought back tears and felt strangely alone. The seas roared in anger, making desperate our plight And a fever came o'er me that worsened next night Then delirium possessed me and clouded my mind And I, for a moment, saw that land left behind. I could hear in the distance my dear mother's wailing And the prayers of three brothers that I'd see no more And I felt father's tears as he begged for forgiveness For seeking a new life on the still distant shore. Oh please ne'er forget me though waves now lie o'er me I was once young and pretty and my spirit ran free But destiny tore me from country and loved ones And from the new land I was never to see. Copyright 1998 Barry Taylor |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: katlaughing Date: 13 Jan 10 - 09:32 PM Here it is, Joe, from a pdf in THIS THREAD (it says "download it.") An Emigrant's Daughter (to the tune of The Grenadier & the Lady) Lyrics by B. Taylor
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Subject: SB: The Anna Grace by Willie-O From: Joe Offer Date: 14 Jan 10 - 03:03 AM
She was tied up next to the Alison May, Chorus: Cause I was ten years old in McKenna's yard So I bought her last fall for a thousand cash, Chorus: We worked that year with the Alison May (Bridge) C-D-B-D-D (repeat) The Anna made port by the grace of God The Anna doesn't work on the banks these days Final Chorus: © Bill Cameron 1989 |
Subject: SB: Another Journey By Train by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 14 Jan 10 - 03:04 AM Another Journey By Train by The Shambles |
Subject: SB: Ar Bhóthar i gCósovó by Áine From: Joe Offer Date: 14 Jan 10 - 03:06 AM Ar Bhóthar i gCósovó by Áine Áine's Comments: I wrote this song after hearing a story on the radio about a Kosovar woman whose infant died while the family was being expelled from their village and pushed to the country's borders during the war in Kosovo. The mother had to bury the baby in the snow on the roadside because she was not allowed to stop long enough to dig a grave. Slán leat, slán agat a stór Caithfidh mise le gabháil ar aghaidh Tusa i do choladh go deo Mise mo dheacaireacht óró Slán leat, slán agat a chroí Béarfaidh mise daghaidh mar bheo Tusa i do leachtán chomh fuar S mé ar mo chosán chomh corrach Slán leat, slán agat manamsa Bíodh fhios agat go mbeidh do scéal I mo lámh s mo bhéal go dtí An domhan ar fad bí daithne Slán leat, slán agat a leanbhán Coladh sámh is suaimhneach a h-óbó Ná bí buartha mar bheidh mé Ar ais uair inteacht a h-óró Áine Cooke (1998) |
Subject: SB: The Art Of Conversation by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 14 Jan 10 - 03:07 AM The Art Of Conversation by The Shambles |
Subject: SB: As We Keep The Old Music Alive by McGrath of H From: Joe Offer Date: 14 Jan 10 - 03:09 AM |
Subject: SB: At The Edge Of Town by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 14 Jan 10 - 03:11 AM
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Subject: SB: Autumn Gold by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 14 Jan 10 - 03:12 AM Autumn Gold by The Shambles |
Subject: SB: Back To Basics by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 14 Jan 10 - 03:14 AM
When they say "back to basics", we don't doubt it In so called 'primitive' cultures, they're taught what they need When mass education started, it was for liberty You have one level of attainment, and you devise a test Take a system that's built on failure, mix with our 'class system' as well We must be doing something wrong, have we money to burn? Our children are in chains, chains called education We have stored a lot of knowledge, about our society I don't have all the answers, the children, they may have a few ©Roger Gall. |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Amergin Date: 14 Jan 10 - 04:50 PM I know you don't want people to post in here, but I have a suggestion that some of the songs not being found may be located in the mudcat songbook submission threads. |
Subject: SB: The Ballad of Karla Faye Tucker by Ivan From: Joe Offer Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:08 AM The Ballad of Karla Faye Tucker by Ivan © Ivan McKeon |
Subject: SB: Ballad of A Would-Be Mudcatter by ScottyG From: Joe Offer Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:12 AM Ballad of A Would-Be Mudcatter by ScottyG |
Subject: SB: Ballade of Moderate Compassion by McGrath From: Joe Offer Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:13 AM |
Subject: SB: Before We Knew His Name by Dharmabum From: Joe Offer Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:14 AM Before We Knew His Name by Dharmabum |
Subject: SB: Being Vulgar by Spider Tom From: Joe Offer Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:16 AM Being Vulgar by Spider Tom |
Subject: SB: Bert's Song Pages From: Joe Offer Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:29 AM Bert's Song Pages |
Subject: SB: Bess Is Our King by MMario From: Joe Offer Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:31 AM WILLIE-O'S SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
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Subject: SB: Better To Fail by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:34 AM
Don't just say, "oh it would be good". Stand up proud, don't try to hide, How will you ever know, Stand up proud, don't try to hide, Well you don't have to try to be the same, Roger Gall 1996. |
Subject: SB: The Bigot's Song by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:36 AM The Bigot's Song by The Shambles The Shambles' Comments: As for bigots: SONG WARNING - SONG WARNING. This one is down to my Geography teacher and it was just about the only constructive thing I remember learning there. He told me that the phrase, 'present company excepted', was the last refuge of the bigot. It enabled the bigot to give full rent to her prejudice, whist seeming to excuse the individuals present, from it. Sorry about that.... I was only teasing. I was going to say 'he', and 'his' but stopped and went to put 'them and 'their', but then I just couldn't resist it. Would anyone have picked me up for saying 'he' and 'his', in this context, I wonder, or are all bigots male? Just to add yet another subject to this thread. Present company excepted, they're robbing us blind, Present company excepted, they've got it laid on a plate, Present company excepted; do they really believe it? Roger Gall 1997. |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: katlaughing Date: 15 Jan 10 - 10:56 AM I think the threads were usually labelled as "Song Challenge." |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Aug 10 - 02:34 PM Well, gee, I started a Mudcat Songbook PermaThread today. When I posted 001 by Amos, it was deja vu all over again, and I realized I had already started this project in January (and then run out of steam). Mousethief volunteered to continue and perfect this project. Please note that this is intended to be a duplicate of Aine's Mudcat Songbook, so all other messages will eventually be deleted. -Joe- |
Subject: SB: Bitter Words by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Aug 10 - 02:57 PM
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Subject: SB: Black Is The Colour (Of My True Love's Eye) From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Aug 10 - 02:58 PM |
Subject: SB: Black Nylon Thread by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Aug 10 - 02:59 PM
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Subject: SB: The Black Velvet Band by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Aug 10 - 04:29 PM
Chorus: In a fair little city called Belfast So one evening late as I rambled I said we could leave there together When we arrived at her granddad's house The judge said "We finally caught you, girl! So come all you jolly young fellows Matthew Richards (1999) |
Subject: SB: The Blackboard Singer by Shimbo Darktree From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Aug 10 - 04:30 PM |
Subject: SB: Bloody Edward by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Aug 10 - 04:32 PM WILLIE-O'S SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
We met them on the field that day The valleys echoed with the sound We took the Highlands, we took the Low Sir William Wallace led our lot Well, Bloody Edward and his host The valleys echoed with the sound Well, we carried on the fight for years They captured Wallace--what an end! It was a horrid day for all The valleys echo with the sound Well, we gained our freedom, gained our land Matthew Richards (1997) |
Subject: SB: Blue Collar Blues by reggie miles From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Aug 10 - 06:47 PM
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Subject: SB: Bodie by Mudjack (Jack Roberts) From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Aug 10 - 06:48 PM
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Subject: SB: Born On The Run by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Aug 10 - 06:49 PM
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Subject: SB: Bouncing on the Bed by Trapper From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Aug 10 - 06:50 PM D G D CHORUS: Then it's up and down and all around It's deep into my bed I bound The fluff and feathers flying Falling fast around my head And I whoop and shout a joyful sound And jump and pound my mattress down Then take the heights, there's nothing quite like Bouncing on the Bed! Then my father opens up the door And in a tired voice he roars "Please cease your lusty leaping Like a kangaroo!", he says He stumbles back to sleep some more And when I hear him start to snore I cannot help returning to my Bouncing on the bed! Well time has passed, the years have flown I have a house to call my own I met and wooed my darling On a summer's day we wed. And now if by chance I hear a groan And squeaking sounds that are well known I'll go and join my babies while they're Bouncing on the bed! |
Subject: SB: Braunston Belle And The Number One (Shambles) From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Aug 10 - 06:51 PM
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Subject: SB: Brigade by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Aug 10 - 06:52 PM
We're moving 'cross the land at the speed of light Just like Vercengetorix The people in the past who have hindered our lives Just like Vercengetorix Matthew Richards (1998) |
Subject: SB: Bring The Peace Home by Kara From: Joe Offer Date: 12 Aug 10 - 02:08 AM
Break down the barbed wire They met up in London after leaving We will break down the barbed wire When they brought home their daughter We will break down the barbed wire |
Subject: SB: Brittany's Lullaby by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 12 Aug 10 - 02:20 AM
Your daddy's gone away, gone over the sea (Chorus) The moon shines bright, dancing at night (Chorus) Sleep little babe close your wee eyes (Chorus) As the years pass by your beauty unfolds (Chorus) © Nathan Tompkins (2001) |
Subject: SB: Broken 'Okie' by the Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 12 Aug 10 - 02:21 AM
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Subject: SB: Cambrian Colliery Disaster by bill\sables From: Joe Offer Date: 12 Aug 10 - 02:22 AM
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Subject: SB: Candles In The Snow by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 12 Aug 10 - 02:24 AM
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Subject: SB: Captain O' My Heart by markf From: Joe Offer Date: 12 Aug 10 - 03:06 AM Captain O' My Heart by markf (Tune: O'Carolan's Captain O'Kane) A. It's a myth, so they say (repeat A as instrumental only) B. And we sail o'er the sea (repeat B as instrumental) © Mark Flanagan |
Subject: SB: Cead Mile Failte by Pinetop Slim From: Joe Offer Date: 22 Aug 10 - 03:00 AM |
Subject: SB: The Chestnut Ward by McGrath of Harlow From: Joe Offer Date: 22 Aug 10 - 03:01 AM
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Subject: SB: Chicago Blues by mousethief From: Joe Offer Date: 22 Aug 10 - 03:02 AM
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Subject: SB: Children Of Erin by Amos From: Joe Offer Date: 22 Aug 10 - 11:58 PM
In shaded glens, and the streets of men Could a girl, still young wish a brighter sun Where fighting men died in mountain glens When my love I meet and our firstborn greet ©Amos H. Jessup (2000) |
Subject: SB: Cloud Cuckoo Land by Schantieman From: Joe Offer Date: 22 Aug 10 - 11:59 PM |
Subject: SB: Come Ye Back, My Love by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:01 AM
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Subject: SB: Country Boy by NamFrank From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:02 AM |
Subject: SB: Crayon-Colored World by JL in Ozland From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:03 AM
Way back in the 50s, I thought that I had Pink poodle skirts were high fashion then My heroes back then were all "manly" men Roy Rogers and Trigger, Tonto and Scout, The stars twinkled bright in cobalt blue skies Crab apple trees bore chartreuse fruit. The hot lemon sun in the Texas sky Sometimes when my world is all muted hues © Lin Robinson |
Subject: SB: CRAZYBIRD! by The Crazy Bird From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:04 AM
I'm just a crazy bird -- I have a hard time touching down, I'm just a crazy bird -- I sing about the things I love the best: © Chuck Cliff (1980) |
Subject: SB: The Cuckoo Fleadh by Pinetop Slim From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:06 AM |
Subject: SB: The Cull by Spider Tom From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:06 AM
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Subject: SB: The Culling Fields by Willa From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:07 AM
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Subject: SB: The Dark And The Light by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:09 AM
Myself, I do not hold with that, and never will it condone; Chorus: I ask for no golden twining locks O Helen was of golden braids, like sunbeams in her veil, And now at last the questions stands, and waits for some reply Chorus Coda: Chorus Matthew Richards (1998) |
Subject: SB: Darkest Central Savannah River Taliaferro From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:10 AM
Just because you're black you're automatically a minor You hang on something older brother wrote (Harmonica) Cause people shake their heads as soon as you're out the door Now they're moving 'gainst Savannah River flow |
Subject: SB: Dead Man Walking Blues by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:12 AM
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Subject: SB: Death Row Caddy I by MichaelAnthony and Dirty From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:13 AM
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Subject: SB: Death Row Caddy II by MichaelAnthony and Dirty From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:15 AM
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Subject: SB: The Dinosaurs . . . by McGrath of Harlow From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:16 AM |
Subject: SB: Donning The Red by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:17 AM
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Subject: SB: Down On Barky's Farm by Bert From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:25 AM
We've got cotton sheep and Nylon sheep and polyester sheep Chorus 2: We've got flocks and flocks of variegated porcupines Chorus 3: We've a great big herd of pumpkins, some are big and some are small Chorus 1... All together now! Bert Hansell (2000) |
Subject: SB: Down On the Border by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:36 AM
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Subject: SB: The Downieville Nugget by harpgirl From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:37 AM
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Subject: SB: The Drunkard King by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:46 AM
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Subject: SB: Duct and Cover by reggie miles 2003 From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:47 AM |
Subject: The Endless Roads by McGrath of Harlow From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:51 AM
To our lost homes there is no returning, Here is a journey without an ending, From Sarajevo to far Soweto, Here is a journey without an ending, And those who'd kill us were once our brothers, Here is a journey without an ending, Kevin McGrath - 12th May 1993 |
Subject: SB: Existential Sheep by mousethief From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 12:53 AM
When I was a little lamb, my days were filled with joy Then I went to Paris, where I saw the Louvre museum (Chorus) And now I'm just an existential sheep When I was a little lamb, I didn't have a care But now my life is compromised in oh, so many ways (repeat chorus twice) © 1981 Alex E. Riggle All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: SB: The First At Slane by markf From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:08 AM
'Cyclin' through Ireland, my sweetheart and I Your skin was a mirror of orange and gold The sun surely winked as he woke us next day An ocean's between us and those springtime roads © Mark Flanagan |
Subject: SB: Firefall by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:16 AM
Chorus: Every night you're in my dreams There's nothing that can replace Coda: Matthew Richards (2000) |
Subject: SB: The First Time by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:17 AM
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Subject: SB: The Flag With A Thousand Stars by bert From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:19 AM |
Subject: SB: The Flamers Game by Gareth From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:20 AM |
Subject: SB: Floating by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:21 AM
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Subject: SB: For Caroline by Bradypus From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:22 AM
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Subject: SB: For What It's Worth by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:23 AM
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Subject: SB: F-R-E-E by reggie miles From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:24 AM |
Subject: SB: "Friends" by MMario From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:25 AM
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Subject: SB: Friends Like You by nutty From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:27 AM |
Subject: SB:The Game by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:40 AM
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Subject: SB: Ghosts Of Our Nation by InOBU From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:42 AM |
Subject: SB: Going Up The 'Ace' by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:43 AM I would like to dedicate this song to Amos (whether he wants it or not), for all his generous contributions. Keep it up. With thanks, The Shambles Going Up The 'Ace' by The Shambles Now the night is filled with such a 'Triumphant' noise I'm going up the 'Ace' See the 'ton-up' vicar, all dressed in PVC Hear the juke-box blearing out, 'Leader Of The Pack' I'm going up the 'Ace' There's a bike here from each and every part of the land Well, you can keep all of your 'fancy' restaurants I'm going up the 'Ace' Of course they did take it away -- Roger Gall. |
Subject: SB: Good for the Heart (Jacob Bloom) From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:45 AM
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Subject: SB: The Green Autumn Stubble by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:52 AM Mbo says: Well folks, I'm going to be using this thread to post the lyrics to my songs on. As I make subsequent midis, I'll add the lyrics in. Here are the lyrics for the songs on the Mudcat Midi Site. THE GREEN AUTUMN STUBBLE Poem by Patrick Brown, Chorus by Matthew Richards (Mbo) When stubble-lands were greening, you came among the stooks And grace was in your feet then, and love was in your looks In your cheeks the rose grew redder, and your hair in clusters lay And I would we lived together, or together slipped away CHORUS: She strode the green autumn stubble, on that fatefull day And Oh! I thank the Lord above for bringing you my way It's true He hears His people's prayers, don't care what critics say For He surely answered mine, alright, when He crossed our paths that day! I had a dream on Wednesday, that bitter was the frost And I saw my love lamenting at dawn that I was lost Methought I came beside her and held her tenderly And all Erin I defied then to part my love and me My curse on him is spoken who keeps my love from me And swears that to our courting he never will agree For though skies should send the deluge or the snowy North it's flakes We two could live as pleasant as the swans upon the lakes The sea-gulls heart is merry when fish is in his beak And the eel within Lough Eyrne can swim from creek to creek And I spoke tripping Gaelic, and merry songs I've sung But now my wits are crazy and leaden is my tongue. |
Subject: SB: The Great Music Show by McGrath of Harlow From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:53 AM
Chorus: Chorus: And the music on the mountain Chorus: And you can ask me for the reasons Chorus: c. Kevin McGrath 1994 |
Subject: SB: Greet Me In The Morning by Kathleen Logan From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:54 AM
Oh, my dear he rests in my loving arms Chorus: Will you come with me to the shadowland (Chorus) Will you sail with me to the lovers sea (Chorus) Oh what chance has this love of mine (Chorus) © Kathleen Logan |
Subject: SB: Grieving by Spider Tom From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:55 AM
Grieving © Ken Robertson 4/6/1996 |
Subject: SB: Grossosity! by reggie miles From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:56 AM |
Subject: SB: Half Written Letter by JudeL From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 01:57 AM
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Subject: SB: Hell No To The WTO by reggie miles From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 02:58 AM
And they were shoutin', no, hell no, to the WTO. Sing it, no, hell no, to the WTO. What a glorious day to be © Reggie Miles |
Subject: SB: Hello, Michael, It's Me by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 02:59 AM |
Subject: SB: He's Gonna Go to War by Amos From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 03:00 AM |
Subject: SB: Hiders In Holes by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 03:03 AM |
Subject: SB: Hilary's Piggies by The Singing Referee From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 03:05 AM |
Subject: SB: His Only Consolation by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 03:06 AM
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Subject: SB: Homeless, Broke and Hungry by reggie miles From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 03:07 AM
I went to the gospel mission today, Disillusioned I wandered without being fed As nightfall fell, there came a chill to the air. What happened to the salvation in Salvation Army? There's a moral here somewhere, maybe three or four. © Reggie Miles |
Subject: SB: How Did I Get Here? by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 03:08 AM |
Subject: SB: Hummingbird Song by harpgirl From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 03:09 AM
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Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 10 - 03:10 AM If somebody wants to check to here and see if I've got them all so far, I'd be grateful. G'nite. -Joe- |
Subject: SB: I Can't Reach My Beer by Frankee From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:25 AM
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Subject: SB: I Wish I Was Back Home by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:27 AM
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Subject: SB: Ice Damming by Barry Finn From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:28 AM
Copyright, Barry Finn 1996 (winter) |
Subject: SB: Ida Lewis by Barry Finn From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:28 AM
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Subject: SB: I'd Rather Smell by SINSULL From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:29 AM
I'd Rather Smell by SINSULL |
Subject: SB: I Got Your Love by khandu From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:30 AM |
Subject: SB: I'll Tell You 'Bout Life In The Country From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:31 AM |
Subject: SB: I'm As Irish As A Texas Girl Can Be! by Áine From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:32 AM We didn't stop for fuel Chorus: When London we had reached Then I walked up to the guard Chorus He looked at my red hair Saw my Gaelic books, did he Chorus In his records went my name Well, most Englishmen are sweet I'm as Irish, I'm as Irish Áine Cooke (2000) |
Subject: SB: I'm Respectable Now by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:33 AM
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Subject: SB: In Hiding by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:34 AM
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Subject: SB: In Praise Of Barky by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:35 AM
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Subject: SB: Into My Thoughts by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:36 AM
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Subject: SB: Ireland To Me by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:38 AM
Lived and worked with you daily, gone with you to school I’ve seen all the passions, that in those eyes burn I dream of a country, far over the sea I hear songs of your heroes, wars lost and won Innocent victims, lost daughters and sons I dream of a country, far over the sea Roger Gall 200? |
Subject: SB: Islands and Oasis by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:40 AM
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Subject: Lyr Add: IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T COUNTRY (K Morse) From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:41 AM
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Subject: SB: It's A Funny Ol' World by tradsteve From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:42 AM
tradsteve's Comments: Since it's my eighteenth birthday today I decided to write a song for the occasion. Happy Birthday to me. This is to the tune of "Down On Pennie's Farm". Chorus: It's a funny ol' world that we're all livin' in I ain't seen much in eighteen years Chorus I've learned many things from life's great game Chorus We've got money for guns and money for war Chorus But I've got hope and I've got a will |
Subject: SB:I Want To Get My Picture On The BBC by Bradypus From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:43 AM
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Subject: SB: Jack Lewin's Gold by Jack Lewin From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:44 AM |
Subject: SB: Jason's Song by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:45 AM
All that glitters, is not gold Home is where the heart is The only ones, who know for sure, are the young Home is where the heart is What me is there, I can say? Roger Gall 1995 |
Subject: SB: Jesus Is Coming -- Look Busy! by Praise From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:47 AM
The master gave a project. Chorus: I heard it on the e-mail, Chorus: We thought we had forever, Chorus: The cubicles are humming Chorus: His imminent arrival Chorus: Promotion now or pink slip, Chorus: |
Subject: SB: Just Another Love Song by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:48 AM
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Subject: SB: Justice En Lieu by Charley Noble From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:49 AM |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 10 - 02:49 AM Still no mistakes to point out? |
Subject: SB: Lady Of Substance by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 26 Aug 10 - 03:10 AM
©Roger Gall 1996 |
Subject: SB: Lady of the Darkness by Micca From: Joe Offer Date: 26 Aug 10 - 03:11 AM |
Subject: SB: Lament Of Captain McVay by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 28 Aug 10 - 03:12 AM
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Subject: SB: The Last Roar by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 28 Aug 10 - 03:14 AM
For time had flown Just running to stand still Ready to 'give up the ghost' Put to the test For they had begun Just running to stand still Ready to 'give up the ghost' © Roger Gall. |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:34 AM Gee, we're up to "L" already. Time for some more. |
Subject: SB: The Last Time by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:35 AM
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Subject: SB: Like The Sea by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:39 AM
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Subject: SB: The Lilt Of A Grandmother's Song by bert From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:40 AM |
Subject: SB: Little Cat by McGrath of Harlow From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:43 AM
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Subject: SB: Listen To Me by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:44 AM
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Subject: SB: Listen To Your Heart by McGrath of Harlow From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:45 AM
Listen to your heart, Oh once I wore my heart on my shoulder. Listen to your heart, |
Subject: SB: The Little Family by McGrath of Harlow From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:48 AM
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Subject: SB: Liverpool Bay by Matthew Edwards From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:49 AM Liverpool Bay by Matthew Edwards
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Subject: SB: Llanfair by Liz the Squeak From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:50 AM Llanfair by Liz the Squeak |
Subject: SB: Lord Bartock, Lady Clare and Locklan From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:53 AM
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Subject: SB: Lough Neagh by InOBU From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:54 AM Lough Neagh by InOBU |
Subject: SB: Louisiana Bound by harpgirl From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:55 AM
Gonna find me a handsome delta boy These hillbilly boys in Arkansas They don't dance and they don't sing Watch out Opalousa boys I'll roll on down through Hot Springs town Going down south where the cajuns go |
Subject: SB: Lullaby for A Borrowed Child by MMario From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Sep 10 - 01:57 AM
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Subject: SB: Marching with King by InOBU From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:01 AM |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:01 AM Space-filler - to accommodate mistakes... |
Subject: SB: Margaret's Song by Amos From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:02 AM |
Subject: SB: Marilee by MMario From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:04 AM
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Subject: SB: Mary Ann's Walla Walla Woman Blues by Amos From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:05 AM
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Subject: SB: Mary's Knocking Shop by KingBrilliant From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:06 AM
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Subject: SB: Master Of The Stars by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:07 AM
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Subject: SB: Memories of Heaven by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:08 AM
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Subject: SB: The Memories Stay by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:09 AM |
Subject: SB: Men Get The Blues, Women See Red by Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:11 AM
© Roger Gall 2001 |
Subject: SB: Molly Malone (Cockles and Mussels) From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:12 AM
(Refrain) |
Subject: SB: Mona Lisa Never Really Smile by MichaelAnthony From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:13 AM
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Subject: SB: The Monkey Parade? by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:15 AM |
Subject: SB: Mood Swings by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:16 AM
He stands before the audience Anger.... Now he drives that empty road Sadness.... He steps into his sleeping house Happiness.... He sits on his front porch © Nathan Tompkins |
Subject: SB: Moon on the Hill by Amos Jessup From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:18 AM
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Subject: SB: Morning Has Broken by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:19 AM
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Subject: SB: Move on Down the Line by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:20 AM
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Subject: SB: Mudcat Cafe Number 61 by Amos From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:21 AM
Well Old Man Spaw he had a bloody nose Well Rick the Field said to Big Joe King, Now the fifteenth newbie on the fortieth thread |
Subject: SB: Mustang Ranch Blues by harpgirl From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:23 AM
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Subject: SB: My Cookie Is Corrupt! by The Crazy Bird From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:24 AM
© Chuck Cliff (2001) |
Subject: SB: My Grandfather Hated The Germans by Micca From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:25 AM
(Verse 1) My Grandfather hated the Germans (Verse 2) My Grandfather hated the Germans (Verse 3) My Grandfather hated the Germans (Verse 4) My Grandfather hated the Germans My Grandad went off to the fighting Michael A. Patterson |
Subject: SB: My Mother's Garden by Jeri From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 10 - 02:26 AM
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Subject: SB: Naturally Sweet by reggie miles From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Oct 10 - 01:44 AM
(repeat chorus) © Reggie Miles |
Subject: SB: Never by Kelida From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Oct 10 - 01:47 AM
© Bridget McKinney, 1998 |
Subject: SB: Never Too Far From My Heart by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Oct 10 - 01:49 AM |
Subject: SB: The Night Before Mudcat Christmas From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Oct 10 - 01:51 AM
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Subject: SB: The Night That Young Barky Got Busted From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Oct 10 - 01:53 AM
The night that young Barky got busted (Spoken) But her Pa found out! The night that young Barky got caught The night that young Barky got flagged, The night that young Barky she passed And her driving recalled as she sat, The night that young Barky got grounded, But what bothered young Barky the most (Spoken) But she'd do it again fer the 'Cat! |
Subject: SB: No Bullshit From You by Amos From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Oct 10 - 01:54 AM
Chorus: I have let you whine and cry and pout I've watched you try the temples on |
Subject: SB: No Tomorrow For The Poor by Barry Finn From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Oct 10 - 01:56 AM
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Subject: SB: Now Comes The Time by Allan C. From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Oct 10 - 02:00 AM
© Allan C. Clark |
Subject: SB: Now Honor Him by MMario From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Oct 10 - 02:01 AM
Composer of the Skies, He Taught Each Star to Sing Sculptor of the World, Beneath the Heavens High With All Thy Heart, With All Thy Mind First Gardener of All, With Care and Nurturing Shepherd of All Flocks, on Earth, the Sea or Sky With All Thy Heart, With All Thy Mind Father of Us All, He Made Us to His Plan With All Thy Heart, With All Thy Mind |
Subject: SB: Now You're Not There by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Oct 10 - 02:02 AM
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Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Oct 10 - 02:03 AM This is a place-holder - just in case I need space to add a missed song... |
Subject: SB: O Elian by Praise From: Joe Offer Date: 29 Oct 10 - 01:49 AM
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Subject: SB: Off To The Sugarbush Again by Bill Cameron From: Joe Offer Date: 29 Oct 10 - 01:50 AM Off To The Sugarbush Again by Bill Cameron ("Willie-O") & Gary Glover Tune: Limejuice Tub (Australian) Willie-O's Comments: Well, I've written a couple of songs about maple syruping (which I presume is what you mean by "maple harvest"), a subject I have a lot of experience with. Here's one which borrows a tune and most of a verse from the Australian shearing song "Lime Juice Tub." (Kangaroos don't show up much in this part of the world, but Watson's Corners, (which I have spoken of before, see "Gigs from Hell" thread) got some minor fame some years ago when a guy swore up and down he'd seen a 'roo cross the road. Got a lot of attention, but best guess is it was a combination of bad whiskey, bad vision and a deformed calf . . . )
(Chorus:) Here in east Ontario, when the sap is running it's time to go, From the second rock back to Gruesome Gulch, (Chorus) It's home drinkin beer I'd rather be, (Chorus) Although we live beyond our means, Our sugar shack is a relic fine, The pans all leak and they're full of scum |
Subject: SB: Oh, Damn It All by Morticia aka TerriM From: Joe Offer Date: 29 Oct 10 - 01:53 AM Oh, Damn It All by Morticia aka TerriM (Tune: Danny Boy) Oh damn it all, the pipes, the pipes are frozen |
Subject: SB: Old Glory Sails by Barry Finn From: Joe Offer Date: 29 Oct 10 - 01:54 AM
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Subject: SB: Old Wives Tales by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 29 Oct 10 - 01:57 AM
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Subject: SB: The Once and Future Ken (McGrath of Harlow) From: Joe Offer Date: 29 Oct 10 - 01:59 AM
Chorus: "Oh the Once and Future Frank, "But the Once and Future Ken, (Chorus) Oh Tony , Tony, Tony... Oh the Once and Future Blair Oh the Once and Future Ken, (Chorus) Oh Tony , Tony, Tony, And when we are together, Kevin McGrath (2000) |
Subject: SB: Only In America? by McGrath of Harlow From: Joe Offer Date: 29 Oct 10 - 02:03 AM
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They were dimpled and pimpled and simple and clear, And somebody said "Well at least now it's done", |
Subject: SB: The Shannon Knows by Matthew Richards From: Joe Offer Date: 29 Oct 10 - 02:04 AM
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Subject: The Only Time That Matters Is Now (The Shambles) From: Joe Offer Date: 29 Oct 10 - 02:06 AM
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Subject: SB: Over the Edge of the World by Kevin McGrath From: Joe Offer Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:08 PM
McGrath's Comments: Here is a song I wrote a couple of years ago when my wife's mother died. Last week (March 6th 2001)my brother Brian suddenly died over in Ireland, and I found myself remembering it as I walked up to his place, and I sang it in the pub after we buried him on Sunday. It seemed to fit him well. I just sang the first two verses - the last one didn't seem necessary. (Maybe it might work better as a first verse, with the other two to follow.) I find songs can help a lot sometimes. I hope maybe this one might - and I've put it up on my website tonight, with chords, but no notes, Over the Edge of the World Now you've left us behind and you've gone on your way, I'm watching and waiting and trying hard to see Well, I stood at the cross at the far end of town, © Kevin McGrath |
Subject: SB: Quicksilver by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:10 PM
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Subject: SB: Pitman's Redundancy Pay by bill\sables From: Joe Offer Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:12 PM
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Subject: SB: The Planets Seven by Joseph Mary Plunkett+tune From: Joe Offer Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:15 PM
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Subject: SB: Pleasures Of A Backdoor Man by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:16 PM
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Subject: SB: Porcelain Angels by Dharmabum From: Joe Offer Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:18 PM
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Subject: SB: Portaferry Mudcats by Micca From: Joe Offer Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:20 PM |
Subject: SB: The Price To Pay by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:21 PM
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Subject: SB: The Pride of Llanfair by Matthew Edwards From: Joe Offer Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:25 PM |
Subject: SB: The Princess of Wester Sion by DaveP From: Joe Offer Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:28 PM |
Subject: SB: Protest Neurosis! by Amos From: Joe Offer Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:32 PM
Rich with illogic, and rife with disparity; Thinking so muddled it could lead to perdition, Blatant insanity, crazy but lawful; Demented morals and schemes to enforce them! Mad politicians, with schemes so self-serving! |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Joe Offer Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:34 PM Somehow, after that "Protest Neurosis" song, I think we all need a break. But this message doesn't really have anything to do with that. It's just here to fill space in case I find out later I missed a song and need to fit it in.... |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: katlaughing Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:35 PM Joe, pardon me if this has already been asked and answered, but do we have a spot for just tunes from the songbook? I was specifically looking for one Jeri wrote called "katlaughing," but you can imagine the search results on that!:-) Thanks! There's this (click), Kat - but I don't know how far the project got. Ask Amos. -Joe- |
Subject: SB: The Provo's Song by Lonesome EJ From: Joe Offer Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:41 PM
Tim and I and Michael turned to flinging bricks and rocks On my chest I wore a Crucifix, in my coat an Armalite. Tim was shot in '81 by a stranger on his stair, I swore vengeance for their sakes, and for the sake of Bobby Sands And then one night my own dear Wife, she took me by the hand I lay long awake that night, then fell into a dream: " My son, there is no glory seeking vengeance for the past, |
Subject: SB: Rachel Corrie by InOBU From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:19 AM |
Subject: SB: Rachel Corrie by McGrath of Harlow From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:20 AM |
Subject: SB: Radio Song by Spider Tom From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:22 AM
Mudcat, Mudcats, where it's at Mudcat Radio, I'm alert, Mudcat Radio, speed and haste, |
Subject: SB: The Rainbow Promise by MMario From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:23 AM
Chorus: When the footsteps in the sand are marchin' single file Chorus There'll always be another dawn, the rain will always end Chorus |
Subject: SB: Rains Of April Mournful Song by MichaelAnthony From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:27 AM
MichaelAnthony's Comments: I was listening to some recorded guitar playing I had done when I had visited my brother, heard a melody in there and then the lyrics came and by the evening the song was done! It was one of those experiences where everything falls together kind of magically. It seemed like an old folk tune...a style I don't usually write in...and I searched and found the Mudcat. The rains of April, cold and long |
Subject: SB: Ranzo, Benbow by Schantieman From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:29 AM |
Subject: SB: Red Pine's Yellow Blues by Willie-O From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:30 AM
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Subject: SB: Reply To Lilac Acres by MMario From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:32 AM |
Subject: SB: Rise Up Screaming by Barry Finn From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:35 AM
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Subject: SB: The Road by skarpi From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:37 AM |
Subject: SB: The Road Goes Ever On (Tolkien), tune by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:40 AM THE ROAD GOES EVER ON Poem J.R.R. Tolkien The road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began Now far ahead the road has gone And I must follow, if I can Pursuing it with eager feet Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet And wither then? I cannot say Wither then--I cannot say Roads go ever on and on Over rock and under tree By caves where never sun has shone By streams that never find the sea Over snow by winter sown And through the merry flowers of June Over grass and over stone And under mountains in the moon Under mountains in the moon. Roads go ever on and on Under cloud and under star Yet feet that wandering have gone Turn at last to home afar Eyes that fire and sword have seen And horror in the halls of stone Look at last on meadows green And trees and hills they long have know Trees and hills they long have know. The road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began Now far ahead the road has gone Let others follow it who can! Let them a journey new begin But I at last with weary feet Will turn toward the lighten inn My evening rest and sleep to meet Evening rest and sleep to meet. --Mbo Click to play |
Subject: SB: Roll Down To It by Praise From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:41 AM
Blues/testify Verse: Ya gotta roll down to it (Roll down to it), You see He's glad to come down and show you the way, Ya gotta roll down to it (Roll down to it), No longer I'll crawl, one valley to the next, Ya gotta roll down to it (Roll down to it), |
Subject: SB: Rosa, Oh, Rosa by Bev and Jerry From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:42 AM (This song was placed in a thread entitled 'Rosa Parks') Chorus: No I won't stand up, I'm tired No I won't stand up, I'm tired But I will stand up for justice Final Chorus: |
Subject: SB: Rosie Again by KingBrilliant From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:45 AM Rosie Again by KingBrilliant (The tune should be sort of swingy & waltzy -- or whatever fits) KingBrilliant's Comments: This song took its starting point from an old whore who used to frequent one of the town pubs about twenty years ago. It was making me think about what it might be like to be an old tart who's looks had gone. She comes out as a bit of a game old bird in the song anyway. The chorus was written a while ago & has a bit of pathos whereas the verses are a bit of a laugh with the joke on the sailor boy. It's a mismatch, but that's just the way it came out (so I'll call it contrast) & hopefully it works OK. She's a blowsy old whore from the Old Boar's Head She's used up and dried up and tired she said But still she sits with her pint Hoping one night In a generous light Some young man will sit by her side And it'll be Rosie again, Rosie again, Rosie again, once more A tipsy young sailor fresh in from the boat With money to burn and a thirst in his throat Was too whiskey'd to see and too horny to care What a wreck he would raise if he sat in that chair He jumped in with a will for to sink or to swim She favoured the boy with a lecherous grin Old Rosie was raising the rigging with him She's a blowsy old whore from the Old Boar's Head She's used up and dried up and tired she said But still she sits with her pint Hoping one night In a generous light Some man young will sit by her side And it'll be Rosie again, Rosie again, Rosie again, once more Now the wind it blew cool and the wind it blew warm Rose and her sailor boy kicked up a storm Dancing her round with lust in his heart The sailor boy courted the filthy the old tart They sailed off away for to finish the game We all watched them go & we heard when he came Old Rosie was raising the rigging again She's a blowsy old whore from the Old Boar's Head She's used up and dried up and tired she said But still she sits with her pint Hoping one night In a generous light Some young man will sit by her side And it'll be Rosie again, Rosie again, Rosie again, once more. © Kristin King (2001) |
Subject: SB: Rough Diamond by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:46 AM
I need to run Not to pass some test You teach me the how Trample all the new growth in the forest I may not be wise Don't take, the few Teach me how to grieve How to share Roger Gall 1996. |
Subject: SB: Run With Me by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:47 AM
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Subject: SB: Running Waters by Amos From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:49 AM |
Subject: SB: Saviour Of The Land by Mrs. Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:50 AM
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Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:51 AM Guess I'd better post another space-filler message in case I missed one.... |
Subject: SB: Say A Prayer For Dirty (MichaelAnthony) From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Nov 10 - 12:22 AM
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Subject: SB: Say Goodbye by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Nov 10 - 12:24 AM Say Goodbye by Mbo (Words & Music) Say goodbye Tomorrow you'll be far away I hope you know just how much We enjoyed your stay Say goodbye Chorus: Say goodbye For you know But don't forget when Say goodbye Say goodbye Chorus Matthew Richards (2000) |
Subject: SB: The Schmielzo Polka by Praise From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Nov 10 - 12:26 AM
[instruments: Deeda deedle eedle dee, deeda doodle eedle dee Look over there, it's Mr. Brown, [instruments: Deeda deedle eedle dee, deeda doodle eedle dee There's Cindy Ann and Casey Pugg, [instruments: Deeda deedle eedle dee, deeda doodle eedle dee [break/bridge thingie with fanfare: [instruments: Deeda deedle eedle dee, deeda doodle eedle dee Is that the Rev'rend Eustace Bayre? [instruments: Deeda deedle eedle dee, deeda doodle eedle dee Now all of you with two left feet [instruments: Deeda deedle eedle dee, deeda doodle eedle dee We promise we won't laugh at you [instruments: Deeda deedle eedle dee, deeda doodle eedle dee [break/bridge thingie with fanfare: [instruments: Deeda deedle eedle dee, deeda doodle eedle dee Well now that everyone has danced, [instruments: Deeda deedle eedle dee, deeda doodle eedle dee Yes, it's the truth I tell no lie-- [instruments: Deeda deedle eedle dee, deeda doodle eedle dee [break/bridge thingie with fanfare: [instruments: Deeda deedle eedle dee, deeda doodle eedle dee, Deeda deedle eedle dee, deeda doodle eedle dee, [fading]….Deeda deedle eedle dee, deeda doodle eedle dee, |
Subject: SB: The Seeds of More by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Nov 10 - 12:28 AM
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Subject: SB: Shades Of Memory by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Nov 10 - 12:29 AM
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Subject: SB: Shopping Cart Wrangler by Reggie Miles From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Nov 10 - 12:32 AM |
Subject: SB: Silence!! by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Nov 10 - 12:35 AM
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Subject: SB: Silently, Silently by MMario From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Nov 10 - 12:39 AM
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Subject: SB: Silent Voices by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Nov 10 - 12:43 AM
In the woods one night, round a fire bright |
Subject: SB: Singing Auld Lang Syne by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Nov 10 - 12:45 AM
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Subject: SB: Singing Voices by Matthew Edwards From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Nov 10 - 12:47 AM Singing Voices by Matthew Edwards |
Subject: SB: The Sinking by Micca From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Nov 10 - 12:49 AM
Chorus: It wasn't the whiskey it wasn't the gin Chorus I don't want a gin with ice and a slice Chorus I've just had another, followed through from a fart Chorus I'll never go back to South Asia again |
Subject: SB: Sir James' Reply by MMario From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:31 AM
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Subject: SB: Sir Tristram -- Tune & Words by Barry Finn From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:34 AM Sir Tristram -- Tune & Words by Barry Finn |
Subject: SB: The Smell Of Mother Nature by McGrath From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:36 AM
The Smell Of Mother Nature by McGrath of Harlow |
Subject: SB: Soave, Soave by Schantieman From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:38 AM |
Subject: SB: The Softest Touch by Spider Tom From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:39 AM
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Subject: SB: Solace by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:41 AM
Chorus: The barman asks, "Would you like another?" (Chorus) Now he finds himself staring at the whiskey (Chorus) He lifts the glass up to his bearded lips (Chorus) Now he stands from his lonely barstool (Chorus) Now he sits alone upon the barstool © Nathan Tompkins |
Subject: SB: Song For Caroline by Bradypus From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:43 AM
Sleep when you can, and cry when you need There are people to meet, there are things to be done |
Subject: SB: Song Of The Third World by InOBU From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:45 AM Song Of The Third World by InOBU |
Subject: Songs from the Harlow Riding by McGrath of Harlow From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:48 AM Songs from the Harlow Riding by McGrath of Harlow |
Subject: SB: Spring On The Mississippi by Willie-O From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:49 AM
I used to live in a big old city. Chorus: Now I've heard there's another Mississippi One of these days, I'm gonna see that city Chorus: |
Subject: SB: Standing At The Altar by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:50 AM
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Subject: SB: Stoneground by The Shambles and Mrs. Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:51 AM
© Katrina Gall and Roger Gall. (Started in 1986 and finished after returning home to Portland in 1996) |
Subject: SB: The Streets by Dharmabum From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:52 AM
© Ron Horvath, 1989 |
Subject: SB: The Strength To Leave by mousethief From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:54 AM
His supper's late again, he says; (Chorus) Again he rips her dress away (repeat chorus) Once there was a little girl (repeat Chorus) ©2000 Alex E. Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: SB: Such Is The God by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:55 AM
Inquisitions and witch-hunts and final solutions The rose and the thorn, fine fruit and the poison Do you join in the song, that everyone's singing? The rose and the thorn, fine fruit and the poison Roger Gall 1996 |
Subject: SB: Summertime At Fall Creek by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:57 AM
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Subject: SB: Summertime In Tennessee by Kim C From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:59 AM
Well it's summertime in Tennessee c. 2000 Kim Feathers Caudell |
Subject: SB: Sweet Columbine by Dharmabum From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 01:00 AM
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Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 10 - 01:01 AM I guess I'd better post another spacer message in case I missed one. -Joe- |
Subject: SB: Talking Bill Gates Blues (PJ Skinner) From: Joe Offer Date: 20 Jan 11 - 07:37 PM
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Subject: SB: Talking Maple Syrup Blues by Willie-O From: Joe Offer Date: 20 Jan 11 - 07:40 PM Talking Maple Syrup Blues by Willie-O (There ain't no tune, you just play it.) Willie-O's Comments: I remember back a few years ago when the price of maple syrup was just getting up to about twenty bucks a gallon, my neighbour in the city said to me: "Can you believe the price of that stuff! After all, it just comes out of trees, right?" I wrote this song, or talking blues, or whatever it is, to set the record straight. Just about five weeks ago we went out to the bush We all took some time off our regular jobs Two weeks passed and we all went back to work What with greenhouse effect, and yer gypsy moth But sure enough when we all got busy Boilin' Bob started stokin' the fire day and night We were trottin' round the bush with our white plastic buckets When the syrup comes off hot, that's when you want to pack it This was the year that our luck finally turned, Yep....I reckon if we're lucky we might come through the season only owing five or six dollars for every hour we put in...it's yer trickle-down ergonomics. Finally, yesterday we boiled down three hundred gallons of sap to about a quart of syrup. We're talkin' richly flavored, textured, full-bodied organic syrup here. Burned about five cords of slabwood to do it. That's when the season's done, for sure. It's over now, thank God it's over, There's a couple of minor details before we're all home free It isn't over yet, until the cleanup's done Copyright 1989, by Bill Cameron |
Subject: SB: Tears And Winter Rain (The Shambles) From: Joe Offer Date: 20 Jan 11 - 07:41 PM Tears And Winter Rain (A Song For Kayla) by The Shambles The Shambles' Comments: This was not easy and I would not have chosen to attempt it but I am glad, now that I did. I would urge others to attempt it too. For whatever the merits of the end product, the quiet process of close examination of this truly terrible event does, enable some kind of personal accommodation to be arrived at. It does not however provide much comfort for those who are directly involved in this particular case but, they are in my thoughts. I was just trying to avoid thinking too much about it before, for she could have been my daughter and he could be my son. The slightest glimpse of springtime Drowned in tears and winter rain Has the sun fallen so low That it will never rise again? Will things now be different? This life was not of her choosing You and I do have a choice The slightest glimpse of springtime Will things now be different? © Roger Gall 2000 |
Subject: SB: That Mirror Image by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 20 Jan 11 - 07:42 PM
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Subject: SB: That's Not My Colorado by katlaughing From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:31 PM That's Not My Colorado by katlaughing (Click here for tune)
That's not my Colorado That's not my Colorado Colorado was the beauty Colorado meant a home to me That's not my Colorado That's not my Colorado |
Subject: SB: That Wrong Road Again by BSeed (Charles Kratz) From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:33 PM
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Subject: SB: They Were Only Children by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:35 PM
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Subject: SB: Thiepval* by Micca From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:36 PM Thiepval* by Micca (May 2002) Its Halloween** midnight in the low lands of Flanders A cold pale fog on the land it is spread And out of the mist, come a marching and singing Long gaunt files of men near a hundred years dead They stand, parade order, by the building at Thiepval And at the command each steps up and stands tall And receives in his turn from the ghost Colour Sergeant His name rank and number removed from the wall Their spectral Officer call the dismissal And grey NCOS give each man his paybook They salute and depart from the grim fields of Flanders Without a glance sideways or a backward look They march away and their singing is fading But long before dawn their home places they've found And finally back, after nearly a century Each man with relief can sink into home ground And all over Blighty*** their names are erasing From column, memorial and empty tomb The lost and the missing that have no known resting place Returning to lie in their dark native womb And now here at Thiepval there stands a cold monument Blank and unmarked made of pale Portland stone Because all the men it was made to memorial Have all returned home, to sleep still with their own "There's a long, long trail a winding into the land of my dreams Where nightingales are singing and a pale moon gleams" *Thiepval: A monument to WW1 dead in Flanders on which the names, ranks and numbers of 75,026 men are inscribed who have no known resting place **Halloween: It is believed in some cultures that at Halloween, when the veil between the dead and the living worlds are thin, every 100 years those that met with sudden or violent death are allowed back to correct a wrong or right an injustice. ***Blighty: WW1 slang for Britain (or home) to "cop a Blighty", was to get wounded badly enough to be invalided home Copyright M.A. Patterson, May 2002 |
Subject: SB: Thirty Pieces of Silver by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:37 PM
Roger Gall |
Subject: SB: This Is Our House by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:39 PM
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Subject: SB: Time Zones by Micca From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:40 PM
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Subject: SB: To A Child by mousethief From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:41 PM
(Chorus -- repeat after each verse and twice at end) Once there was a baby child Once there was a preacher-man Once I was a child like you ©1983 Alex E. Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: SB: To Be With You by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:42 PM |
Subject: SB: The Token Reversed by McGrath of Harlow From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:43 PM
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Subject: SB: To Write The Uni-Verse by The Shambles, etc. From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:45 PM To Write The Uni-Verse by The Shambles, Amos, Praise, katlaughing, Mbo, Troll, MMario, mcmoo, Molly Malone, and Lonesome EJ
For a song challenge, why what could be better.
Your space and your time keep our poor spirits locked
Out of Chaos came not "The Word"
If your rhymes don't scan, when you try to write,
Thou, spiral, cosmos, far, entrancing
Though you seem so never ending
Endless spacetime, force and masses
The great Big Bang? That was some feat
Out of nothing grew the song
The great AUM in silent contemplation
Matter never seems to care
Are we dull Chemistry's daughter?
Space and time, feel their heatbeat,
Things are grim, but they could get worse,
But mankind just keeps on bragging
Chemistry and Spirit Melding
In the beginning, there was One
The Answer:
To keep humanity asking "why?" Mbo
Why this furious analyzing,
Water shimmers, rushes by
The Universe is still expanding
The Uni-verse Song was an interesting idea,
Shamb laid the challenge, and you all have weighed in.
Another sun's coming with another day's zest,
Another book to be planned, or a tune to research.
Talking Quantum Physics, Ying and Yang
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Subject: SB: Too Many Roosters by Pinetop Slim From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:46 PM |
Subject: SB: Train Ride To Heaven by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:48 PM
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Subject: SB: Traweller's by Skarpi From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:49 PM
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Subject: SB: Twenty Years Experience by Al Boyce (Trapper) From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:51 PM
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Subject: SB: Union Worker, Union Boss by Barry Finn From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:53 PM
Copyright Barry Finn |
Subject: SB: Untitled by MMario From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:54 PM
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Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Apr 11 - 09:56 PM Well, that's three hundred posts in this thread. I guess it's time to post another space-filler message, in case I missed a song. If somebody would like to volunteer to double-check this to make sure I didn't miss any songs, please let me know. Thanks. -Joe- |
Subject: SB: Valley Of The Towering Shadows (Genie) From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 12:58 AM Valley Of The Towering Shadows by Genie (sheet music available upon request via email -- geniesings@yahoo.com) (2/4 time - moderate pace) G F C D On our / journey / to the promised / land, / G Em C D Ambushed by an / unseen / outlaw / band, / Em Am Most of us sur- / vived, but so / many fell that / day, D D7 C D G Many / sisters, / brothers / perished in the / fray. / F C F G In / shock, / anguish, / terror and / dread, / G Em C D Vision / blurred -- couldn't / see the road a- / head--, Em Am D We / knew it was a / crossroads; / nothing more was / clear. / D C D G Couldn't find our / way through the/ smoke / and our / tears. / / G F G Through The / Valley Of the / Towering / Shadows, / G# G D D7 Could we / move ahead in / spite of our / fears? / Em Am Could we / feel beyond the / hate? Could we / see our way / clear? D D7 C D7 G Could we / reach beyond our / rage, / See the way through our / tears? / (Repeat melody of last line of chorus instrumentally) G F C D We'd been / living in a / garden, / rich beyond com- / pare. / G Em C D7 Some had / called it the / promised land and / wanted to stay / there. / Em Am But there / is no promised / land when there is / want outside the / wall D D7 C D G And the / dream is / "liberty and / just-i- / ice* for / all," / / / G F G So we said, / "Even through the / Valley Of the / Shadow, G# G D7 We'll / move a- / head in spite of / fear-- / / Em Am Dust in our / eyes, / eyes on the / prize-- D C D7 G The / promised land worth / all our toil and / tears." / / / F C F G G Then the / skyline on / fire, the / smoke and the / screams! / / Em C D7 Buildings / crumbling / with our hearts and / dreams!/ / Em Am Now / some of us are / cowering, / frozen in our / tracks. / D D7 C D G Many cry for / vengeance! / Some / say we / must turn / back. / / G F G Through The / Valley Of The / Towering / Shadows, / G# G D7 Can we / move ahead in / spite of all our / fears? / Em Am Can we / feel beyond the / hate? Can we / see our way / clear, / D D7 C D7 G Reach beyond our / rage, / See the way / through our / tears? / (Repeat melody of last two lines of chorus instrumentally.) G F C D Now, once more we're / moving, / anger justi- / fied, G Em C D7 As- / sured that / God is / on our / side, / Em Am D But / have we got our / bearings e- / nough to compre- / hend / D7 C D G Just where we're / going, / where / it all might / end? / G F G Is the / garden now the / Valley Of The / Shadow? / G# G D7 Will to- / morrow be / hostage to / fear? / Em Am Are we / guided more by / hate or by / all we hold so / dear?* D D7 C D7 G Can we / channel this / rage, see the / way / through our / tears? / G F G Yes, / even through The /Valley Of The / Shadow, / G# G D7 We'll / move a- / head in spite of / fears. / / Em Am Tears in our / eyes, / Eyes on the / prize, / D C D7 G The / promised land, the / hope of all the /years. Em Am Tears in our / eyes, / Eyes on the / prize, / / D C D7 G The / promised land, / the hope / of all the / years. / / / * With each measure getting 2 beats, the word "justice" uses 3 beats and the word "for" uses one. **Alternate lyrics: Verse four: "Then our world crashed down, as from a great earthquake, Would our faith now shatter like the buildings in its wake." Next to last chorus: "Are we greater than this hate? Will the dream again be clear? Words and music by Jeanene Pratt ©2001, 2002; All rights reserved. |
Subject: SB:Vhere Da Rippling Vaters Flow (Lloyd Michalsen) From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:00 AM
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Subject: SB: The Virus Song by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:01 AM
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Subject: SB: We Can't Take Any More by Mary G From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:02 AM
Chorus: Someday I'll ask every young refugee So Carlos and Dang and Phat and Rashid And when you are citizens duly sworn in |
Subject: SB: We Need More Administrators by BSeed From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:06 AM
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Subject: SB: We Will Meet Again by Amergin From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:07 AM
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Subject: SB: We're Alright Jack by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:08 AM We're Alright Jack by The Shambles The Shambles' Comments: The thinking behind the song is fairly simple. It could be expressed as 'put up or shut up'. I can understand why an individual would not wish to get actively involved in a cause or campaign. The choice is theirs. There is only so much time and one would soon be worn out if you were not selective in where you placed your limited energy. What I don't understand is why some people, who maybe generally in favour of the overall objective and who recognise the scale of the problem, are motivated to spend their time and energy to publicly place some nit-picking criticism of the methods that are being used by those who are actively involved. Doing this without making any positive alternative suggestions or accepting that others may not have the luxury of choosing if they wish to be actively involved. The original criticisms are usually justified by a claim that the methods used are counter-productive and/or risk making the situation worse. Not recognising that for a victim, things could not get much worse or that expressing these negative criticisms is the most counter-productive action and risks diverting attention away from the real problem. I possibly do understand why this is done, I do not however understand why this is considered to be a respectable position? Or why when such negative views are expressed, these are then followed with 'sheep-like' agreement from others? Or are expressed, because it is felt to be expressing a collective, if undemonstrated view or feeling? No one is above criticism or above making mistakes but are there not better ways of dealing with this, ones that do not risk confusing the issue or diluting the strength of the message? This song reflects my personal experiences with the Public Entertainment Licensing issue, over the past 2 years, but can be applied to many wider issues. An obvious example is the present situation with Iraq. We're alright Jack, so don't bother us It may affect us too, if you go kicking up a fuss I can see you are wounded Not in the best of health But we all agree, you must have brought it on yourself Am I not entitled, just like all of you To speak from what I see, my personal point of view? I'll question those who try to get the problem solved And criticise those who would get me involved We're alright Jack, so don't bother us It may affect us too, if you go kicking up a fuss I can see you are wounded Not in the best of health But we all agree, you must have brought it on yourself These fears of mugging are simply overblown Didn't get mugged, when I went out alone Ignore the statistics, ignore the traumatised In my opinion, its over dramatised We're alright Jack, so don't bother us It may affect us too, if you go kicking up a fuss I can see you are wounded Not in the best of health But we all agree, you must have brought it on yourself The victims of this crime may not think I am right Many now, if able, would not go out at night My support may give some consolation I'll leave them in their lonely isolation We're alright Jack, so don't bother us It may affect us too, if you go kicking up a fuss I can see you are wounded Not in the best of health But we all agree, you must have brought it on yourself ©Roger Gall – September 2002 |
Subject: SB: What Did I Do? by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:11 AM What Did I Do? by Mbo (Words & Music by Matthew Richards) Mbo's Comments: Here's another one o' my songs for the Mudcat Songbook. This one is completely written by me(!). This is going to be heard on Mudcat Radio one of these days--I just need to get around to recording it. It's HUGELY influenced by The Electric Light Orchestra and The Beatles, but it still has a very folksy sound--almost like skiffle. Hey girl, where did you come from? Prechorus: Chorus: Hey girl, how do you know me? Prechorus Chorus Hey girl, please tell me quick Prechorus Chorus Hey girl, listen to what I say Prechorus Chorus Chorus Matthew Richards (1999) |
Subject: SM: Where the Lilies Used to Spring (Gray/Mbo) From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:17 AM WHERE THE LILIES USED TO SPRING Poem by David Gray, melody by Mbo When the place was green with the shaky grass And the windy trees were high When the leaflets told each other tales And the stars were in the sky When the silent crows hid their ebon beaks Beneath their ruffled wing— Then the fairies watered the glancing spot Where the lilies used to spring! When the sun is high in the summer sky And the lake is deep with clouds When gadflies bite the prancing kine And light the lark enshrouds— Then the butterfly, like a feather dropped From the tip of an angel's wing Floats wavering on to the glancing spot Where the lilies used to spring! When the wheat is shorn and the burns run brown And the moon shines clear at night When wains are heaped with rustling corn And swallows take their flight When the trees begin to cast their leaves And the birds, new-feathered, sing— Then comes the bee to the glancing spot Where the lilies used to spring! When the sky is grey and the trees are bare And the grass is long and brown And black moss clothes the soft damp thatch And the rain comes weary down And countless droplets on the pond Their widening orbits ring— Then bleak and cold is the silent spot Where the lilies used to spring! --Mbo Click to play |
Subject: SB: Whistlebinkie by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:18 AM
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Subject: SB: Whitby Coming Home by McGrath of Harlow From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:21 AM Whitby Coming Home by McGrath of Harlow McGrath of Harlow's Comments:  Here's a song I made up at Whitby for folk week. I sang it before the week was out. The tune that set itself to it is a bit reminiscent of a hymn tune used for O Jesus Christ Remember in Catholic srvices, and the Churches One Foundation, I believe, in the CofE. That struck me the other day as I was driving along and checking that I remembered the words. But other people might not see the similarity. Not that it matters. If anyone feels like singing it and has a tune they like better, feel free. I've put in a RealAudio song file to give an idea of the tune. (In fact I sing it using G chords capoed up so it's in the key of A.) Perhaps the seagulls woke me, but I could not sleep that night So I walked down to the harbour, to see the harbour lights, And the harbour lights were shining, and the night was calm and clear - But I'll tell you one more reason I'll be coming back next year To Whitby in the summer, together or alone, To Whitby, where it's always coming home. And rising in the morning, I climbed two hundred stairs To sing there in St Mary's, and to listen to the prayers, With the bells so sweetly ringing, and the seagulls wheeling by, And high above the harbour we were singing in the sky In Whitby in the summer, together or alone, In Whitby, where it's always coming home. With the singing and the dancing, and the music in the streets, And the welcome always shining in the faces that you meet, Why, Whitby in the summer is like moving through a dream, But there's something there in Whitby that is deeper than it seems. In Whitby in the summer, together or alone, In Whitby, where it's always coming home. And in the Seaman's Mission, as I sat and drank my tea The sailormen up on the walls were looking down at me And standing in the evening so high above the shore I seemed to see those little ships go sailing out once more Go sailing out from Whitby, together and alone Knowing some of them would never make it home. And all through the streets of Whitby you can hear the seagulls cry Don't they say they are the spirits of lost sailors long gone by? So when we sing the old songs, it is more than just a game, We wake the memory of the past, and welcome them back home To Whitby in the summer, together or alone, To Whitby, where it's always coming home. ©Kevin McGrath, August 19th 2002 |
Subject: SB: Whitby Fisherman by bill\sables From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:22 AM
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Subject: SB: Why Barky's Not At Work Today by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:24 AM Why Barky's Not At Work Today by Mbo Oh the hard life of a teenager--it never ends, I fear **accidentally drops pick in guitar** Dang, come on you little blighter! **Shakes the guitar violently upside-down until pick skitters out** Ahh.. now where was I? And when you do they chew you out, in a most annoying way And worst of all, and most of all, they always get upset So parents all around the world, take this word from me Matthew Richards (2000) |
Subject: SB: Wild and Free by mousethief From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:25 AM
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Subject: SB: The Wild Rover (reformed) by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:28 AM |
Subject: SB: The Wilderness Trail by Amos From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:31 AM
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Subject: SB: Without The Song (There's No Show) - Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:33 AM Roger Gall 1997 |
Subject: SB: Would You Like To Dance? by jeffp From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:34 AM
When I first met you many years ago, CHORUS We went our separate ways, while the music played CHORUS Now if you'll just step into my arms CHORUS by Jeff Porterfield |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:37 AM This is another one of those place-holder-thingy messages, posted to make recovery easier if I make a mistake. Gee, I just finished "W," which would make one thing I'm almost done. Trouble is, there are other sections..... Oh, well, onward and upward. I'm trying to finish "z" today, and go on to another section another day.... |
Subject: SB: e Brave Troubadour by Mbo From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:38 AM Ye Brave Troubadour by Mbo |
Subject: SB: You Can Be A Street Musician! by reggie miles From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:41 AM |
Subject: SB: You May Think I'm Lost by Amos From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:45 AM |
Subject: SB:You Wouldn't Know It To Look At Me (Barry Finn) From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:47 AM
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Subject: SB: Young Love Old Love by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:48 AM
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Subject: SB: Youth Is Wasted On The Young by The Shambles From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:49 AM
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Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Joe Offer Date: 12 May 11 - 01:51 AM Songs of Inspiration and Celebration Bright Red Rose by The Crazy Bird Bring Down the Walls by Amos Cool Cup Of Water by khandu Down to the River by Kim C Flesh Of My Flesh by khandu Harmony (One Out Of Many) by Genie Hearts of Glory by The Crazy Bird If There's A God by Jerry Rasmussen In Bethlem Town by Haruo Just Because You Like To Do It, That Don't Make It Right by Jerry Rasmussen Raise All Your Voices by CapriUni Raise Your Voices In The Song by Genie Shelter From The Rain by reggie miles Shepherd Of My Soul by khandu Singin' With The Big Choir by Genie Wasn't That A Mighty Storm? by Jerry Rasmussen THESE links don't work.Please see main contents section for working links. bradfordian |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: GUEST,Juan Garcia - Trimaris Date: 12 Apr 12 - 01:32 AM I first heard the song "Alba By Troll" when I was a boy during the reigh of Arlof and Hilary. The part "shun ye the highlands" has stuck in my head since that day and I write to you with tears of joy as I have just now discovered the name and writer of that song here on this website. Please, is there a recording of it anywhere so that I may relive this song of my youth? Sincerely, Juan Garcia tampathespian@gmail.com
-Joe Offer, Mudcat Archivist (e-mail sent)- |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: GUEST,wysiwyg sanscookie Date: 15 Jun 16 - 11:58 AM Corrected verse, Schmielzo Polka: We promise we won't laugh at you Come do the Schmielzo Polka. Now it's the only thing to do— To dance the Schmielzo Polka. Just look at all the rest of us, We'd win no prizes either! So have no fear, the time has come, To join the Schmielzo Polka. Thank you wysiwyg. The song has now been updated with this correction. bradfordian |
Subject: Bright Red Rose by The Crazy Bird From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 06:36 PM
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Subject: Bring Down The Walls by Amos From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 06:46 PM
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Subject: Cool Cup of Water by khandu From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 06:50 PM |
Subject: Down to the River by Kim C From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 06:55 PM
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Subject: Flesh of my Flesh by khandu From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 06:58 PM |
Subject: Harmony (One Out of Many) by Genie From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 07:02 PM |
Subject: Hearts of Glory by The Crazy Bird From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 07:06 PM
I pray it's not a fable, When to live like this, in Eden's bliss, I dreamt I saw an open door I pray it's not a fable, When the love that lives for everyone I dreamt I heard tin silver bells I pray it's not a fable, When every girl and boy will know |
Subject: If there's a God by Jerry Rasmussen From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 07:11 PM |
Subject: In Bethlehem Town by Haruo From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 07:14 PM |
Subject: Just Because You Like To Do It.....by J. Rasmussen From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 07:18 PM |
Subject: Raise All Your Voices by CapriUni From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 07:21 PM |
Subject: Raise Your Voices In The Song by Genie From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 07:25 PM |
Subject: Shelter From the Rain by reggie miles From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 07:28 PM |
Subject: Shepherd Of My Soul by khandu From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 07:30 PM |
Subject: Singin' With The Big Choir by Genie From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 07:33 PM |
Subject: Wasn't That A Mighty Storm? by Jerry Rasmussen From: bradfordian Date: 29 Sep 16 - 07:35 PM |
Subject: Where My Heart Softly Roams by Amergin From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 05:06 AM Where My Heart Softly Roams by Amergin Feet stomping on the ground Crunching the ice covered snow Ears turning red and stinging As the frozen wind begins to blow The morning sky is clouding over Snowflakes slowly start to appear I gaze at the snow laden mountainside And find myself wishing you were here Cars slowly roll down the main street Snow is packed tightly on the road I gently balance down the walkways, Feeling the beat of my frozen load The hills shine bright in the cloudy sun Absorbing the dim afternoon light I imagine your shadow beside me And smile with infinite delight The fairgrounds are a lake of snow With sleds sailing across the deep Snowballs fly across the playground As the children run, laugh, and leap The cigarette smolders on the ice As I trounce my way back home Feeling your thoughts are with me Wherever my heart softly roams Amergin |
Subject: The Whiskey The Girl and the Rebel by Jennifer From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 05:23 AM After reading this list and nearly dying of laughter I was inspired to write this song. It combines whaling, murder, whiskey, and of course rebellion into one happy little tune -- all the cliches I could find in the list. So sorry for inflicting this on you, I just want to post it before the creative urge leaves me. Tried to follow the rules here -- I think a new one should be that all placenames have to end with '-O'. Another thing I've noticed -- and tried to use here -- is that rhyming is -never- perfect in an Irish song. Anyone else noticed this? Jennifer The Whiskey, the Girl, and the Rebel My name is O'Reilly, I'm a sailor of yore I've sailed for the whales from the far western shore 'Twas on May thirty in nineteen sixteen I joined the bold rebels with their whiskey so keen My dearest love Sally said "Do not ye go," "To the wilds and the mountains of Ireland-O" "But I must go," I cried, "for my captain so lean" "Has fled to the rebels, with their whiskey so keen." My Captain I'd met him in Botany Bay I found him while wanderin', on a cold wintry day He cried, "I want a sailor for to hunt on the main" He signed me and fed me with whiskey so keen So long years I've traveled now, far on the seas Beaten and bitten, by the cat and the fleas So I've gone to Dublin, where me love Sally Breen Cannot hold me back from the whiskey so keen Sally cried, "Willie, I pray ye, don't go," 'Tis treason and murder, tae hell ye will go," I said, "You are a Briton and I'm Irish Free," "I'll slay you and drink of the whiskey so keen." She cried, "Dearest Willie don't murder me dead," A raven it came to me shoulder in dread. She gazed at the raven as I drew my knife keen "I'll come back to haunt you, o'er your whiskey so keen." Well, Sally was right and her ghost came for me Wi' blood on her fingers, her breast and her knees And her ghost's sad screaming, the moans and the keens It drove me to drinkin' the whiskey so keen I fled to the mountains, the eyries so high And fought 'gainst the British for proud liberty I've killed me some Tommies, but was captured in green And now I will die without whiskey so keen And now as I stand here, o'er gallows so high And wait for to hang, twixt the earth and the sky Well, I wish I'd listened, tae Sally o' Breen, For ne'er more will I sip from the whiskey so keen. I hope this comes out OK and readable. Don't think it was too bad for a Yiddish-American. Jennifer |
Subject: 1999 Was the date of the year by Dan Milner From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 10:38 AM 1999 Was The Date Of The Year by Dan Milner Dan's Comments: This parody of the great Irish ballad "Master McGrath" (always pronounced M'Gra') humorously chronicles Mudcatter Frank McGrath's visit to New York City in the Summer of 1999 including his sales effort at a large computer software show for the financial industry, his shopping expedition and his performance at The Blarney Star Tavern with Andy O'Brien, Dan Milner, Bob Conroy and a number of fine New York singers. Frank's performance was nothing short of brilliant and included his very moving original song "The Callows." However, one rhymester decided to follow an old Irish custom by writing a fictitiously humorous account about the evening the following morning. 1999 was the date of the year A software salesman from Ireland came here To take all our dollars and carry them awa' "And give them some culture," says ould Frank M'Gra'. 'Twas at Hilton Towers that place of renown The computer trade show in New York went down With Wall Street tycoons and financial swells Perusing the programs all whistles and bells. Well Frank walked the floor with confidence strong And told all the bankers he could right all their wrongs With programs discrete and secure and so fine. And he promised delivery in good Irish time. The show now was ended, Frank's order book filled And the pastures of Wall Street our hero had tilled. But then says he, "There's just one thing more, I'll have to visit Macy's departmental store." With 2 children in Nenagh and a wife to preside If he came home empty handed they all would deride His elegant effort in New York's fair town And greet his return with a scoff and a frown. The shopping completed he next set his sights On New York's traditional musical heights To the Blarney Star tavern he then turned his eyes To return back to Nenagh with a folksinging prize. There was Andy from Killarney and Bob from the Isle And Deirdre from Connecticut and Bonnie likewise The American champion he too was there And all sang that night with an elegant flair. The last to the stage was our hero so mild And he started with a ballad so rare and so wild 'Twas "The Finding of Moses" by Thomas Moran. The previous singers then got up and ran. Two more from Frank and the crowd they did roar "Bedad1" then they cried, "We hope you don't know more. When's the next plane to Ireland?" they politely enquired And to a waiting taxi ould Frank he was squired. Now M'Gra' he looked up and he sagged his ould tail Informing the audience, "Sure, I know what you mean. 'Tis the same thing in Ireland and Britain also Where my brand of folksinging is not all the go." Once more back to Nenagh our hero did stride With parcels from Macy's hanging down from his side. He's cured of folksinging in Columbia the fair. He's back in Tipperary and glad to be there. Copyright 1999 Dan Milner. |
Subject: A Bumbling Englishman by The Shambles From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 10:41 AM A Bumbling Englishman by The Shambles The Shambles' Comments: After all I said about parody, I have written one. Well it's not meant to be a parody of A Rambling Irishman, I have just stolen the tune to make a point. A naive point may be but I had this dream the other night where the whole of Ireland, North and South joined in one huge session and danced together . . . But what do I know, I'm just a bumbling Englishman? I do so love the music though. There was a bumbling Englishman, Ambition in him burning. He'd seen all those 'Riverdancing' shows, And he became determined. He bought him a fiddle of great renown, And it cost him lots of 'fivers'. He vowed he play that fiddle too, Just like Eileen Ivers. He went and sold his guitar, Sold his guitar, sold it to his big brother Andy. Eileen could do no wrong in his eyes, A star that would not tarnish. He coated his fiddle in 'NITROMORS', To get off all that varnish. He painted that poor fiddle blue, To initate his hero. His lust and ambition you could not fault, But his taste and talent was zero. He went and sold his guitar, Sold his guitar, sold it to his big brother Andy. When he started scraping away, People left the area. He was quickly left all on his own, Just like he had Malaria. There was one tune, he was determined to play, It was poor old 'Fanny Power'. If she could have heard it the way he played, She'd have prayed for her final hour. He went and sold his guitar, Sold his guitar, sold it to his big brother Andy. Andy said if he carried on, He'd take that fiddle and burn it . So he thought he would cross the Irish Sea, What better place to learn it? Found himself lost in the North, Without much rhyme nor reason. Looking for a place to learn his tune, In the middle of the marching season. He went and sold his guitar, Sold his guitar, sold it to his big brother Andy. When he came to a barricade, They'd let him go no further. Did not notice the stony glares, Intent on bloody murder. He sat down to play his tune, And he didn't need to say it. A young lad took his whistle out, And showed him how to play it. He went and sold his guitar, Sold his guitar, sold it to his big brother Andy. An old man came from the other side, He could not stand his scratching. He stepped up smart and took his bow, And now the notes were matching. A flute joined in and started a reel And then the dancing started. He soon forgot his violin, For his dancing was whole-hearted. He went and sold his guitar, Sold his guitar, sold it to his big brother Andy. So many people played that day, They'd forgotten why they came there. Thanks to that bumbling Englishman, It never was the same there. They thought it was a good idea, To send him where there was trouble. For as soon as he started to play his tune, They'd all leave at the double. He went and sold his guitar, Sold his guitar, sold it to his big brother Andy. The moral of this tale is clear, That when you've nearly lost it. The very best ones to sort it out, Are the very ones that caused it. And where is the hero of our tale, Who's not been heard of latterly. When he's not peace-making for the U.N. He's understudy for Michael Flatley. He went and sold his guitar, Sold his guitar, sold it to his big brother Andy. Roger Gall 1999. |
Subject: All Around My Fat by Penny Ward From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 10:52 AM All Around My Fat by Penny Ward (submitted by Micca) Lyrics by: Penny Ward Tune: All around my hat (Traditional) Chorus: All around my fat I will wear the Playtex Girdle And all around my fat For an evening and a day And if anyone should ask me The reason why I'm wearing it It's all for my true love Who thinks I'm built this way Verse1 Take half a pound of talcum And a small jar of Vaseline A shoehorn comes in handy It's the biggest you've ever seen! You put it all together And you will plainly see I'm a different shape completely And in abject agony Chorus Verse 2 The other night he bought me A small box of lingerie All frothy lace and satin The colour of ivory I went to change and left him Anticipating hedony So much for Janet Reger I can't get them past my knees! Chorus Verse3 Fare the well Weight Watchers And fare the well the step class Three stone have I gained And my waistline I have lost I'll eat and I'll be merry Dispense with guilt and calories I'll stuff the sodding 'F' plan It's a fry up for me tea! |
Subject: Banks of the Ohio (Revisited) by Sonja From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 10:55 AM Banks Of The Ohio (Revisited) by Sonja Chorus: Only say that you'll be mine, In no other's arms entwine, Down beside where the waters flow, Down by the Banks of the Ohio. I asked my love to take a walk, Down the aisle to with me to go. Down beside, where the waters flow, Down by the banks of the Ohio. (Chorus) I said, "Oh, please don't do me wrong, But I'm near five months along." He said, "How do I know it's mine Just because we have entwined?" (Chorus) I held a knife against his shirt, Because he was a total jerk! He cried, "Oh, baby, can't you see That I am unprepared for paternity!" (Chorus) I took him by his hairy, big hand, And I led him down where the waters stand. He cried, "Oh, crap!" as I pushed him in And watched him as he floated by. (Chorus) I started home 'twixt twelve and one; I cried, "Oh, Ma! What have I done? Killed the only feller I loved Cause he done knocked me up and run!" (Chorus) Parody lyrics by S. W. Oates ©2001 |
Subject: The Birthday Song by Irish sergeant From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 10:57 AM The Birthday Song by Irish sergeant (Sung to the tune of Silver Threads among the Gold) Irish sergeant's Comment: I post a parody for you. If you know anyone with a really good sense of humour or someone you don't care if you offend it is a birthday song. Like "Happy Birthday", any name can be inserted instead of "Darling". I thought it up on the spur of the moment at a reenactment for someone's birthday one year. So far, people have been laughing too hard to kick my tailfeathers for singing it. Darling you are growing ancient, Rocks don't live as long as you. You're not quite as old as God is, But you're older than primordial stew. Yes, Oh Darling you will be, will be, Older than the rocks and trees. Yes, Oh darling you will be, Older than the rocks and trees. |
Subject: Comin' Through The Rye by Alice From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:04 AM Comin' Through The Rye by Alice Alice's Comments: Since we are so close to Burns night, I have such tunes running through my mind. Gin a body meet a body, comin' tho' the rye, Gin a body kiss a body, need a body cry? Ilka poet has her lyric, No fleas on me, say I And all the lads they smile on me, when comin' thro' the rye. Gin a body meet a body, comin frae the well, Gin a body kiss a body, need a body tell? Ilka cycle seat caused callous, Let me walk, say I And all the lads they smile on me, when comin' thro' the rye. Gin a body meet a body, comin' frae the town, Gin a body greet a body greet a body, need a body gloom, Ilka orange is sweet and juicy, So they say am I, And all the lads they lo'e me weel, And what the waur am I? |
Subject: The Day They Slowed Ol' Mudcat Down by mousethief From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:06 AM The Day They Slowed Ol' Mudcat Down by mousethief (with apologies to J. Robbie Robertson) Alex Riggle's my name And I code data runs for Boeing And I like surfin' the web While my programs are up and going Mudcat was a wonderful find I could hang there and enlighten my mind There's not much to do while my code is engaged Except hang out on the Mudcat "all threads" page But the day they slowed ol' Mudcat down I got an error warning The day they slowed ol' Mudcat down My afternoon was boring I went Wah, wa-wa-wah, wa-wah Wa-wah, wa-wah, wa-wa-wah, wah wah I emailed my wife at her office Till finally she said to me, "Look, I've got work to do. Don't mail me so much, sweetie." Now I don't mind choppin' code And waiting for my programs to load But once they are running I get bored I like surfin' to Mudcat, but Oh Lord, The day they slowed ol' Mudcat down (etc.) Like my father before me, I'm a workin' slob And like my mother before me, I took an office job I was 23, loud and brave When I started writin' code all day These data jobs take so long to run While I'm waiting I want to have a little fun... The day they slowed ol' Mudcat down (etc.) (C) 2000 Alex E. Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: The Devil Went Down to Dingle by Rich From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:09 AM The Devil Went Down to Dingle by Rich (Stupidbodhranplayerwhodoesn'tknowanybetter) (Tune: The Devil Went Down To Georgia) The Devil went down to Dingle, he was looking for a soul to steal, A little trip to the side for polkas and slides, he was tired of jigs and reels. 'Twas a ceilidh night in the pub's dim light and a man played the fiddle hot! Well a Kerryman would be easy prey, or so the Devil thought! The Devil said, "Back home on Downing St I've been known to play myself", (And he insincerely bent his arm to drink the young man's health), Says the Devil, "You play a fine fiddle, lad, but if you take from me this cue" " 6 counties I hold against your soul cause i think I'm better than you!" The boy said my name's Padraig, and it might be a sin, But I'll take your bet, you heathen Brit, cause I'm the best that's ever been! Paddy, you best play lively now, no time to play slow airs, 'Cause Hell's broke loose in Kerry, and the devil don't play fair. And if you win your island home will finally be whole, But if you lose the Devil takes your soul! The Devil opened up this case and he said I'll start this show And the whole world looked the other way as he stepped on Padraig's toe. And he pulled a bit of rosin from a fancy velvet sack, And played a tune so foul it'd curl the hair off of Margaret Thatcher's back. When the Devil finished Padraig said, "That's pretty weak, old hoss!" "So sit down in that chair right there, let me show who's the boss." Kid on the Mountain! Mother and Child! Sweeney's Polka! Miss McLeod's! Bucks of Oranmore, Harvest Home, A slide whose name's no longer known, Plough and the Stars! Doctor O'Neills! The Foxhunter's (both the jig and the reel)! Paddy finished his rake with the Flowing Bowl And clearly he would be keeping his soul. The Devil bowed his head because he felt a little sick, With the tunes of 32 counties, Padraig had him licked! But as previously mentioned the Devil don't play fair And the borders on the map still show those counties six as theirs. But as for the true victor well, you and I both know, And I'm proud to say the Devil stays away when and Irishman lifts his bow. |
Subject: Do You Know The Way To Macramé? by reggie miles From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:12 AM Do You Know The Way To Macramé? by reggie miles reggie's Comments: Here's yet another song that has spurt forth from the warped edges of a mind that many say would have been better left unused. Written to the tune of, as if you hadn't guessed already, Do You Know The Way To San Jose? Do you know the way to macramé? I get the knots all wrong. The string's so long. I lose my way. Do you know the way to macramé? I've tried embroidery Knitting, Even some crochet. Making purses, belts and headbands, Add some beads. How does it look so far? In a week, maybe two, a strap for your guitar, Weeks turn into years how quick they pass. Can you guess? What I made next? It's a coaster for your glass. I've got lots of friends who macramé. Think I'll give it a try, And make a tie with macramé. Do you know the way to macramé? Ma, ma, mama, mama, ma, macramé, Ma, ma, mama, mama, ma, macramé. Break Hanging plant and candle holders, Made of rope or string or even twine. Add a branch from a tree. Now don't it look fine? Tie your rows of knots in a straight line. You'd never guess, The weeks I've spent, Tying knots and killing time. Do you know the way to macramé? Ma, ma, mama, mama, ma, macramé, Ma, ma, mama, mama, ma, macramé. |
Subject: Don't Think Once by mousethief From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:14 AM Don't Think Once by mousethief (Tune: Don't Think Twice (Dylan)) It ain't no use in turnin' on your brain, babe Like you never done before It ain't no use in turnin' on your brain, babe You don't need it any more When Limbaugh's on, just set your dial Sit down, kick back, and listen for a while Then say "ditto" with a vacant smile Don't think once, it's alright. It ain't no use in checkin' out the facts, babe Rush swears that it's all true Now it ain't no use in checkin' out the facts, babe Would Rush ever lie to you? There's no need to even give a thought To whether what he says is true or not Some say he's lying, but that's just a liberal plot Don't think once, it's alright. It ain't no use in getting mad at me, now If you hate this little song Said it ain't no use in getting mad at me, babe If your liberal friends sing along There's no point raising your voice to complain It's so much nicer to shut off your brain And Rush says he's just there to entertain Don't think once, it's alright. ©2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: Enron-ron-ron by mousethief From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:17 AM Enron-ron-ron by mousethief (Tune: Da Doo Ron Ron) I bought it on a Monday, twenty bucks a share The Enron-ron-ron, the Enron-ron Now it's down to twenty cents, and going south from there The Enron-ron-ron, the Enron-ron Yeah twenty bucks a share Yeah going south from there Now all my saving's gone The Enron-ron-ron the Enron-ron. They used to be the big name in the power game The Enron-ron-ron the Enron-ron Now they can't afford to keep their ballpark name The Enron-ron-ron the Enron-ron Yeah they owned the power game Yeah they gave the field a name Now they're on the welfare line The Enron-ron-ron the Enron-ron The Congress is in outrage and begins to yell The Enron-ron-ron the Enron-ron What happened to this firm that lined our wallets so well? The Enron-ron-ron the Enron-ron Yeah they begin to yell Yeah it lined their wallets well Now that cash-cow is gone The Enron-ron-ron the Enron-ron Copyright ©2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: Fleece Mom and Dad! by Genie From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:18 AM Fleece Mom and Dad! by Genie (Can be sung to "¡Feliz Navidad!" by Jose Feliciano) (Words by Jeanene Pratt ©1999 (3rd verse ©2001) Genie's Comments: Here's one I wrote 2 years ago for our church's "Alternative Gift Market and Buy-Nothing Day" project. Chorus: Fleece Mom and Dad! Fleece Mom and Dad! Fleece Mom and Dad! Don't spare their budget, make the kids feel glad! (Repeat) We'll make the kids want a brand new Nintendo Some Pokemons and a Tickle me Elmo! And Ken and Barbie--so Wal-Mart can sell mo' And fill up those shopping carts! Chorus For many months how the kids have implored 'em For Beanie Babies--just watch people hoard 'em--, Video games to relieve kiddies' boredom, And the latest trading cards! Chorus Letters to Santa can be so heart-rending With 20-page "gimme" lists that they're sending! It's patriotic this year to be spendin', So our bottom line stands hard! Chorus For many months how the kids have implored 'em For Beanie Babies--just watch people hoard 'em--, Video games to relieve kiddies' boredom, And the latest trading cards! Chorus And the bottom line stands hard! |
Subject: The Hash My Father Scored by Micca From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:20 AM The Hash My Father Scored by Micca Micca's Comments: Here's one for the parodiests Tune: the Sash my father wore It was gold and it was beautiful and it cost 2 pence a gram He scored it on the ferry coming back from Amsterdam He said it's just like Lebanese from the bygone days of yore And when I can I like to smoke the hash my father scored That green grass and resin so fine It gives you a feeling divine It would raise both the dying and the living That green grass and resin so fine. When my father died he left to me his house and all his tin I opened the Good book and found a Kilo stashed within And now when I'm unhappy and sometimes when I'm bored I light a spliff in memory of the hash my father scored That green grass and resin so fine It gives you a feeling divine It would raise both the dying and the living That green grass and resin so fine. But now the years have passed and gone and all that hash has flown You can't get stuff like that these days I've even tried home-grown But I can still remember how upward I have soared Outflying British Airways on the hash my father scored That green grass and resin so fine It gives you a feeling divine It would raise both the dying and the living That green grass and resin so fine. It was gold and it was beautiful and it cost 2 pence a gram He scored it on the ferry coming back from Amsterdam He said it's just like Lebanese from the bygone days of yore And when I can I like to smoke the hash my father scored written by Mike Patterson |
Subject: I'll Have Guinness Free by Sonja From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:22 AM I'll Have Guinness Free by Sonja (Parody of "Isle of Innisfree." by William Butler Yeats; tune: "Dreams of Alwyn" &nbso; Parody lyrics by Sonja W. Oates © 2001) I've met some folks who say that I'm drinker, And I've no doubt there's truth in what they say, But, sure, body's bound to be drinker When 'e's got aches and pains and bills to pay. A precious thing is drinking in an ale house. It takes yer mind off work and misery, Especially when somebody buys a round f'r all, And I'm in 'eav'n, 'cause I'll 'ave Guinness free.. But draughts don't last, too soon ye reach the bottom, And soon I'm back to stern reality. But, though the paths to it were thorn'd and winding, I'd choose to go where I'll 'ave Guinness free.. (repeat last line) (guitar only) I wonder if man can find in heaven All the sweet things denied 'im 'ere below. They say the music there is sung by angels-- Per'aps the ale there also freely flows. So, when the bonds of this old earth I shrug off, My dear old pub perhaps I will behold, The mates I love around the old bar gathered, With bended elbows singing songs of old. So to prepare for meeting old St. Peter I'll go to mass and say my rosary, So when I take my leave of earthly sorrows I sure will go where I'll 'ave Guinness free. |
Subject: Message to JennyO & Daylia by Nigel Parsons From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:24 AM Message to JennyO & Daylia by Nigel Parsons (with apologies to Noel Coward) (first posted in this thread) You do it, I do it, We can learn to send PMs through it, Let's do it, Let's join the 'Cat. Mrzzy do it, Aine do it, Bodhran players with a brain do it, Let's do it, Let's join the 'Cat. Way back in time did InObu do it And he's still in the show. It's time that you do it, Come on, have a go! You do it, I do it, We can learn to send PMs through it, Let's do it, Let's join the 'Cat |
Subject: Missing the Mudcat on the Banks of the Ohio by BSe From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:26 AM Missing the Mudcat on the Banks of the Ohio by BSeed I met my Baby on a thread; Our souls are one, that's what she said. She said she'd always be with me, But the Mudcat's down--where can she be? (Cho.) Max, only say you'll bring 'em back: Without the 'Cat, what good's my Mac? Each time a weekend rolls around, I'm all alone, 'cause the threads are down. We always met, my Baby and me, At the topmost thread just after three. We'd play thread-tag 'til time for bed, But not tonight, 'cause the threads are dead. It's Friday night, and I'm alone, All I can do is weep and moan, All I can do is cry the blues, My Baby's gone, nuthin' left to lose. |
Subject: Oh Boy, Danny by Peter Benson and Jeff Porterfield From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:28 AM Oh Boy, Danny by Peter Benson and Jeff Porterfield (jeffp) (originally posted in this thread) jeffp's Comments: Here's yet another parody of Danny Boy, written over several pints by myself and a good friend, Peter Benson, a local folksinger originally from Yorkshire. Oh, Danny boy, they claim that you are Irish But we both know you're English through and through And if you really want to know what I wish I truly wish that I had never heard of you 'Cause every March they make me sing about you And every drunkard thinks that he can too And when they miss that high note it's so painful That if you heard it I think it would kill you too Oh, Danny boy, when Irish eyes were smiling It was before they ever heard of you. In Galway Bay the tides are still retiring Because that song you caused has made them blue. So don't come back in summer or in springtime Don't show your face at state or county fair. Some drunken sot will sing your praises loudly; And we find that we must ban your Derry air. So Danny boy, we'll raise our glasses to you. And thank the Lord you've left for God knows where. Black Velvet Band is being sung in lieu of you, And we would rather go to Hell for her. But we remember how you raised our glasses, And made our voices ring the whole night long. So Danny boy, although we love you dearly Hit the road and take your misbegotten song. |
Subject: Ripple (Flowed Like Water) by Sonja From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:30 AM Ripple (Flowed Like Water) by Sonja (Tune: Ripple, words by Robert Hunter, music by Jerry Garcia) (Parody by Sonja W. Oates ©2001; chords can be found in this thread) Sonja's Comments: I don't think Jerry would've minded. If my head did ring with that jolt of sunshine And my nerves were frayed like a clock unsprung, Could you hear my breath come through the mucus? As I blew my nose, it sounded like a gun! It's a hangover, my thoughts are broken. Perhaps I'd better stay in bed, Well, I don't know, I don't give a damn. It was a party, a really swingin' jam! Ripple flowed like water, Now there's many cookies tossed and chunks to blow. Screw off the cap if your cup be empty, Your head feels full, and it will be again, Let it be known the nausea's a- mountin.' That wine was made by one sadistic man! Out on the road, I can't see the highway Between my eyes there's a blur of light. And where I walk no one could follow, That zigzag path is from my steps a lone. Ripple flowed like water, Now there's many cookies tossed and chunks to blow. Those who booze it up must wallow, And if we fall, we're drunk or stoned, But you can stand, and you are still sober-- If you know the way, won't you take me home? La da da da da Da da da da da da .... etc. |
Subject: The Road to Mudrock-O by Alice From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:32 AM The Road to Mudrock-O by Alice Alice's Comments: With apologies to the Bingster. We're off on the Road to Mudrock-o This camel is tough on the Spaw Where they're goin', why we're goin', how can we be sure I'll lay you eight to five that we'll meet Alice and harpgirl. Off on the road to Mudrock-o Hang on till the end of the line I hear this cafe's where they do the dance of the hokey-poke We'd tell you more but a certain person doesn't get the joke We're off on the road to Mudrock-o Well look out, well clear the way, 'cause here we come The men wear thongs, they play bodhrans, and blow a possum's ass It seems to me there should be easier ways to get a lass. Off on the road to Mudrock-o Hooray! Well blow the pipes, logon the hour, We may run into gargoyles but we're not afraid to roam Because we read the story and we end up safe at home (yeah) We're off on the road to Mudrock-o We certainly do get around Like Webster's Dictionary we're Mudrock-o bound We're off on the road to Mudrock-o We certainly do get around Like a complete set of Shakespeare that you get in the corner drugstore for a dollar ninety-eight We're Mudrock-o bound Or, like a volume of Omar Khayyam that you buy in the department store at Christmas time for your cousin Julia We're Mudrock-o bound (we could be arrested) Alice Flynn |
Subject: Roll On Columbia by Alice From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:35 AM Roll On Columbia by Alice Alice's Comments: (Sorry Woody) My bicylce made by Columbia Elite, For my comfort had a soft bicycle seat, I sped down the street peeling oranges so neat, The members of Greenpeace would say, Roll on, Columbia roll on, Roll on, Columbia roll on, Your power is p.c. and doesn't take brawn, So roll on, Columbia, roll on. I only ate oranges and apples and pears I protested killings of bison and bears The loggers were jobless, but I said "who cares", And all of the vegans would say, Roll on, Columbia roll on, Roll on, Columbia roll on, Your power is veggie, let's graze on the lawn, So roll on, Columbia, roll on. The food co-op taught me to stop eating cheese, To stop using soap or things made out of trees, But, I found there were many diseases from fleas, So to all those fanatics I say, Roll on, Columbia roll on, Roll on, Columbia roll on, The power to think for myself isn't gone, Now roll on, Columbia, roll on. Alice Flynn |
Subject: Roundup, Montana by Alice Flynn From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:37 AM Roundup, Montana by Alice Flynn (To the tune of Kilkelly by Peter Jones) Roundup, Montana, 19 and 60, my darlin' daughter Lucille, Your Mother has asked me to write you this letter, I hope I can say how we feel. I know you've been wishin' for a job in the city All the years growin' up on the ranch. Seems all the young folks are moving away now Just seems like they want a new chance. The boy from the rimrocks still askin' about you I remember as youngsters you'd play. I'm goin' to town now, so I'll post this letter, Please write when there's something to say. Roundup, Montana, 19 and 70, my darlin' daughter Lucille. The neighbor boy came home from 'Nam in a coffin, it really was a raw deal. He had much to live for, I don't think his father will ever get over the loss, I hope you remember to drop them a line, there's been too many payin' that cost. I'm sure that the city has money to offer, but you know life means more than that, It's times like the present we think about loved ones, So, please call collect and we'll chat. Roundup, Montana, 19 and 80, my darlin' daughter Lucille. The coal money's makin' some changes round here, and the real estate seems like a steal. Lots a new folks movin' here from the cities, they want their own piece of the land. Cashin' in houses in L A and Frisco, they buy up whatever they can. Mother and I were just talkin' bout sellin', we don't know how else to go on. Ranchin' has always been our way of life, but the times when it paid are all gone. Seems like you really have found a new home there, we always had hoped you'd come back. Guess now that you've married that engineer fella, We'd better stop counting on that. Roundup, Montana, 19 and 90, my darlin' daughter Lucille. I just finished taken some tourists out hunting, they sure like a real Western meal. Mother's been cookin' all day for the greenhorns, I really wish she'd take a rest. Without some retirement it seems we'll keep workin', as long as our health stands the test. I hate to sell out, you know this land's my father's, he fought the depression and won. And after his struggles, it seems like I owe him to knuckle down deep and work on. I guess you don't care about seein' the old place, I know you're all busy with kids. We still have some horses, I could teach them ridin', You remember old Paint and old Dibs? Roundup, Montana, the year of 2000, to the daughter of Dusty and Sal, Your parents have started a dot.com on ranching and asked me to send this email. They're really too busy to write to you now, cause their IPO's hotter than hell, So, here is their website, I hope you will visit, along with your husband as well. We know that your life has a different direction, so the land here is going in trust. They want to protect it from big subdivisions and if this cuts you out - then it must. They figured since you never answered their letters except to complain about them, The life in Montana was not what you wanted, Sincerely, the hired-man, Slim. Alternate last verse, for Wolfgang: Roundup, Montana, the year of 2000, to the daughter of Dusty and Sal, We've gathered the neighbors and your cousins together, now that the ranch is for sale. We're so glad your coming, your parents are thankful that you will be finally home. And since you can purchase the land of your father's, the bank can be paid off the loan. When Dusty came out to the bunk house to tell me, I thought he was saying goodbye, I never expected to see tears and laughter, but down by the barn we both cried. His heart's in this land and I'd thought you'd forgotten, but now he and Sal both agree, The years of their hard times to keep this old homestead will give you a life sweet and free. |
Subject: Times Changing by Micca From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:40 AM Times Changing by Micca (first posted in this thread) Come, gather round 'Catters where ever your home and admit that its time to adjust your time zone and don't you "fall back" if its spring where your from If your time to you is worth saving And you'd better stop winging or you'll sound like a drone for the clocks they are a changing Come folkies and poets whose profit is your pen And keep your eyes open cos its come round again And of the wedge it may be the end thin And there's no telling where it is aiming Oh the loser now will be later to win For the clocks, they are a changing Come senators, congressmen, please heed the call Don't alter our clocks as they hang on the wall For like Arizona maybe we should have stalled and against this mad scheme should be rageing but resistance is useless in church or in hall For the clocks, they are a changing Come mothers and fathers through out the land The time has arrived for us to take stand Your sons and your daughter are watching the hands You are ancient and rapidly aging and explain once again so that they understand that the clocks they are a changing The time, it is shown, and gone back at last And the present now will soon be the past The first one now will later be last The tick-tock is rapidly fading and The slow one now will later be fast For the clocks , they are a changing |
Subject: Untitled by Alice From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:42 AM Untitled by Alice (Tune of Auld Lang Syne) Should all the 'catters scratch their heads, And dare to bring to mind, A clever thought for these poor threads, Dead flea, bike seat, orange rind? We've wandered many a weary night, Through lists of lyrics fine, But now discussions make us bored, Been there, done that, ten times. We've reached the evil fate of late, With age, place, face, and kind, Of writing more about ourselves Than instruments and rhyme. So here's a hand for Helen fair Give us a song of thine, Many thanks for inspiration here, And now you've read all mine. Alice Flynn |
Subject: You Can't Keep Me From Singing! by Gordon MacDona From: bradfordian Date: 08 Oct 16 - 11:44 AM You Can't Keep Me From Singing! by Gordon MacDonald (Sung to the tune of "How Can I Keep From Singing") My life flows on, but something's wrong, I'm caught in consternation. Whenever I begin to sing, There's rising agitation. My singing voice was not my choice, Fate brought it sweetly winging. Since Fate's to blame, I now proclaim, You can't keep me from singing. My voice is hoarse, but then, of course, A smooth, sweet voice is boring. And if a song be sad or long, I pep it up by roaring. To sing on pitch is something which, Was not in my upbringing, To song off-key sounds fine to me, And you can't keep me from singing. If I sing just right, I can incite, A docile group to riot; Or to offer me a handsome fee, If only I'll be quiet. But I don't bargain with a mob, Though tar and feathers they're bringing. Put down that noose and turn me loose! You can't keep me from singing. The birds have fled my neighborhood, Their tiny eardrum shattered, My neighbors too have said, "Adieu", But it hasn't really mattered. My daily mail brings threats of death, And curses coarse and stinging, I heed them not - they're a tin-eared lot, And they can't keep me from singing. Each living thing its song must sing, Life sings to life in chorus. Our song brings courage when we do, Not know what lies before us. Our songs of freedom, love, and hope, Down through the ages ringing, Cold Death defy, and that is why, You can't keep me from singing. |
Subject: A Better Way by Amos From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:05 PM A Better Way (first posted on this thread) (words by A. and D. Jessup) (Tune: J. Rodgers) Amos' Comments: I wrote a song last month or so for Larry Dossey, on the subject of Alternative Therapy! -- he's a senior editor on the board of a publication in these parts on the subject -- and it had him ROTFL. So it's only fair he should provide inspiration back to Catspaw! ..G Well, I knew a nurse named Suzy ..G She used to be a floozy, ..G........................................................C Until she learned about the laying on of hands. ..C........................................C Well, she found her patients healing ..C....................................C And now she's promoting feeling ..C.......................A......A7......................D7 But the doctors on her ward don't understand. ..D7...........................G She's found a better way. ..G............................C She's found a better way. ..C...............D7 She says, "I love the way it makes them feel, ..D7.............................D7 And I'm awful glad it's really real. ..D..........................G She found a better way. ..G................D............................G Yodelayeee, yodelaaye, yodeloooooo! Now that surgeon, Billy Kazer, He was handy with his razor. He would operat e on organs, bones and toes!. But he did some conscious growing Found a whole new way of knowing Now he straightens out their energetic flows! He's found a better way. He's found a better way. With his powers of perception, He succeeds without deception He's found a better way. Yodelayeee, yodelaaye, yodeloooooo! I knew a pharmacist named Sam, He didn't give a damn. He used to think that drugs could make you well. Then he finally got the word And he started learning herbs, And he told those druggy salesmen, "Go to hell." He found a better way He found a better way Now he hands out astaxanthin And the old folks take up dancin' He got a better way. Yodelayeee, yodelaaye, yodeloooooo! There was a shrink named Slatter, He thought people were just matter, He'd say, "You know, it's all inside your brain." Then he stepped outside his body It made the universe look shoddy And he found out what's behind those funny pains. He found a better way. He found a better way. No more Freudian condemnations, Now he asks about creations. It's a better way. Yodelayeee, yodelaaye, yodeloooooo! There was an old GP named Harry He used to be quite scary. He'd hand out pills to everyone in town. Then he had a revelation. And he learnedcommunication Now the patients come to see himjust to hang around! He found a better way. He found a better way. And they think the world of him, Although his nurses look quite grim, He's found a better way. Yodelayeee, yodelaaye, yodeloooooo! There was a candy striper, Nancy Well, her uniform was fancy But she thought that giving shots was much too hard, Well she had an inspiration, Started practicing mediitation Now she cures them through their auras From over fifty yards! She found a better way, She found a better way! When those fields get undistorted They just heal, she has reported, Its a better way. Yodelayeee, yodelaaye, yodeloooooo! Now I know a doc named Larry He is far from ordinary He always knows what goes on behind the scenes. And he says with some effusion, There is only one conclusion: The ghost is twice as big as the machine. He's found a better way. He's found a better way. So if you're going to treat the whole, Don't forget to see the soul, 'Cuz it's a better way. It's a better way ..C....D7......D#7......G it's a be--ett--er wa---yyyy! |
Subject: A Mothers' Day by Spider Tom From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:08 PM A Mothers' Day by Spider Tom Spider Tom's Comments: I think it would be timely to put this on a thread. There are many Mothers' stories floating about. Now there is another, based on a true story as told to me by (I'll let you know when I get her permission) They say you have no secrets if you know someone who writes. The Kids had been out playing, And they ran into the house, Shouting, come on Mummy, Look at what we've got, Their eyes looked so delighted, And they were so excited, I said , "Come on kids, Your gonna' show me, what?" Their little hands unfolding, My eyes were now beholding, A vagabond, a rodent, A wee mouse, I kept all my decorum, A good mum, won't ignore 'em, I didn't scream, Or run about the house. "Oh! Can we keep him, Mommy?" My kids, are milk and honey, "We can keep him in a box' Feed him crumbs, upon a plate, And so he won't get lonely, And be the one and only, Can you take us to the pet shop, And buy the mouse a mate?" Now, you know its true, a Mother, Just like, any other, Can be weakened by, Two loving, pleading kids, I nearly did succumb, Until, when eating crumbs, The little mousey, Ran away, and hid. Two children, broken hearted, The mouse, and them were parted, We wound up in the pet shop, After all. I gently, did coerce them, Me, their mother, Who did nurse them, Not mice, but lovely goldfish, That was my final call. I find it quite intriguing, Our cat now, sticks his beak in, I think he seems to, Like the look of fish. Yet if he'd not been lax, And done his mouse attacks, We wouldn't own, Two fishes in a dish. © Ken Robertson (Story, you know who...) 21/4/2000 |
Subject: A New Song for The Gathering by Matthew Edwards From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:11 PM A New Song for The Gathering by Matthew Edwards Let me wake up in the morning to the sound of kazoos humming, And the merry whirr of toothbrushes to greet the dawning day. The thumping of the cloggies will set the floors a-drumming, As I stumble over sleeping bags to wash my sins away! How I long to spend the daytime 'mid the sounds of voices singing, As all along the High Street 'Catters sing, and dance, and play. In the pubs of Stony Stratford sweet harmonies'll be ringing, While on Horsefair Green a hamster's guiding John from Hull astray! In the evening the 'Catscratch Band will send my feet a-leaping, Until the dancing's over, and the last notes fade away. Then I'll climb the stairs of York House where I hope I'll soon be sleeping, And I'll count the sheep with Eric, and thus end a happy day. |
Subject: A Scouting Song by InOBU, Morticia, Áine, Liz the From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:13 PM A Scouting Song by InOBU, Morticia, Áine, Liz the Squeak, ivy b* Add a verse... The High Court in America Up holds the old ideals Keep gays out of Boy Scouting Leave Scouting to the pedophiles! Baden-Powell, gawd bless 'im Stood for Truth and Steadiness Scouting for boys in his spare time And avoiding beastliness Chorus: Let's sing the song of Scouting! No rouged lips or pouting, We sleep outside, all fellas by our side, It's just guys, no doubting! Let's not forget the Girl Scouts, Let's not be shy or scared. If you find one in the bushes, Just remember, be prepared! Come rain or shine or thunder We'll be camping out of doors, Eating food that makes us chunder, And longing for walls and floors. Missing my far off girl guide, My god i really need 'er, There's only old 'Akela' here, And that friendly boy scout leader. Chorus But now the times are changing, Watch progress onwards tramp, I didn't know this was what they meant When they said pitch out the camp. We Scouts will light a big bonfire And praise our faggot bearers, But leave the sparklers home ye lads, We prefer those 'real' firecrackers! Chorus |
Subject: A Song for the Gathering by Matthew Edwards From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:23 PM A Song for the Gathering by Matthew Edwards It was on one February evening when frost lay all around, I walked through Stony Statford, as snow fell to the ground. I was seeking for a 'Cat house, some contentment for to find, And music, joy, and laughter to ease my lonely mind. I called in at the House of York, and there it did me please To hear sounds of voices singing in sweetest harmonies. The ale was freely flowing; with glasses raised on high The Mudcatters were drinking to the one and only Dai. So fill your glasses to the brim, and let us make a toast To that scion of statistics, our gentle bard and host. And if you're tired of wandering along old Watling Street, Call at the Cock Inn, or the Bull, where music and friends meet. |
Subject: All The Fighting, Lord by Amergin (Tune: All My Tr From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:26 PM All The Fighting, Lord by Amergin (Tune: All My Trials) Hush my country, don't you cry You know that we all are born to die May all the fighting, Lord, soon be over It's not too late, dear brothers It's not too late to march together May all the fighting, Lord, soon be over As my tears ring out in the moonlit night I pray you'll lower your rifle sights May all the fighting, Lord, soon be over I've got an orange sash given to me Stitched on the breast are strips of green May all the fighting, Lord, soon be over There is a wall they call the Peace Line Tear it down and let your hearts shine May all the fighting, Lord, soon be over |
Subject: Anonymous, Unreal and Phony by mousethief (Tune: From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:28 PM Anonymous, Unreal and Phony by mousethief (Tune: "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini") He was afraid to come out in the Mudcat So personnas around him he wore He was afraid to be himself in the Mudcat So he posted as "GUEST" ever more (two three four tell the people what he wore) It was anonymous, unreal and phoney, ever-new Mudcat personae That he wore on his Mudcat forays Anonymous, unreal and phoney, ever-new Mudcat personae Who knows who he's gonna be here, today? (additional verses left as an exercise for the reader) |
Subject: Away Upon The Mudcat! By Amos From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:29 PM Away Upon The Mudcat! By Amos (Sea Chanty) Amos' Comments: Fondly tendered to the folkie sailors of the world, who sail the Mudcat everywhere. Now, MBo writes a mighty tune! Away, the Mudcat! To save hisself from the Keep of Gloom! We're away upon the Mudcat! Chorus: Now the Mudcat sails beyond the law!Away, the Mudcat! With Pirate Dave and Curmudgeon Spaw! We're away upon the Mudcat! O, Sailor Dave he keeps the chart. Away, the Mudcat! But Caitrin keeps young Mbo's heart! We're away upon the Mudcat! O, the Figurehead is Lady Kat! Away, the Mudcat! So sailors what d'ye think o' that? We're away upon the Mudcat! Oh, the Mudcat saves them folkies' souls. Away, the Mudcat! An' Spaw he saves up possum holes! We're away upon the Mudcat! Mudcat she weathers any blow! Away, the Mudcat! With Max aloft, and LEJ below! We're away upon the Mudcat! So hoist her up, and cast her off! Away, the Mudcat! We're on the bar! Send Joe aloft! We're away upon the Mudcat! Chorus: Away upon the Mudcat! The Mudcat schooner, O! That Mudcat takes you anywhere, that you would want to go! |
Subject: Ballade Of The Brave New World by McGrath of Harlo From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:31 PM Ballade Of The Brave New World by McGrath of Harlow McGrath's Comments: (The title of this thread, "The Brave New World You Ordered's Here,") . . . struck me as well suited for a ballade, a verse form associated with such exponents as Francois Villon and GK Chesterton. For some strange reason out of vogue these days. Ballades can be songs – Georges Brassens has shown how. We'd seen Godzilla and the rest And King Kong on his perch on high And running crowds - but who'd have guessed? It came out of a clear blue sky. All on a bright September day The Towers fell in the morning air Our silver screen had shown the way - That Brave New World we ordered's here. The worst of days, and yet the best, As thousands of her children die The broken city stands the test Our hearts went out to hear the cry. And how could that be thrown away? But politics is built on fear By hollow men with feet of clay - That Brave New World we ordered's here. And Patriots are duly blessed To do whatever they decide No opportunity is missed To make a killing on the sly. For freedom has its price, they say And freedom's friends are so sincere, There's money in it anyway - That Brave New World we ordered's here. Prince Osman, in some shadowed cave Your victory it seems is near, Sweet Liberty steps to her grave - That Brave New World you ordered's here Copyright © Kevin McGrath 2003 |
Subject: Better Than You by Amos (Tune: A Few of My Favori From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:33 PM Better Than You by Amos (Tune: A Few of My Favorite Things) I can sing folk songs in roughly right rhythm I can take insults, and know how to give 'em I can choose Riesling, from 19-ought-two, All of this makes me much better than you! I can pick Dylan tunes even while napping Remember old folk-songs with no verses flapping Write lines in pentameter, green grass or blue, All of which makes me much better than you! When the threads cross, When the trolls flame, When the Mudcat's screwed... I simply remember I'm better than you, And then I don't feel so blue! I can remember the words to Loch Lomond I can recite all of "Down in the Gloaming" Cowboy and roustabout, madrigal, blues I do them all, so much better than you! I can come up with quatrains round and pretty Answer attacks with deflection so witty Speak out so openly, humble and true; Surely this must make me better than you! I have a banjo, a mandolin, zither My wife has left me, but still I don't mith her I have a Martin, a D-22! This surely proves I am better than you! Still I wonder, From high places, How it feels to fall, I notice that 'tho I am better than most, I don't get much mail At all! Dadadeedadadadeedeedadeeda..... Ching Kaching kachung..... |
Subject: Bigfoot by EBarnacle From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:35 PM Bigfoot by EBarnacle (Melody: Joe Hill; July 21, 1987) I dreamed I saw Bigfoot last night As large as you or me; Sez I, "Bigfoot, you're just a myth." Sez he, "I'm what you see." [Repeat last line of each verse.] From San Diego, up through Maine, In every field and wood, Where campers meet to tell their tales, They talk of old Bigfoot. They tell of him with horror tales, They talk of him with glee, If someone goes to take a walk, They talk of mystery. The horror tales are all a sham, I am extremely shy; The harder that you look for me, The faster I slip by. I slip in shadow through the land, I quietly go by, You crowd me with development 'Til I've no place to hide. I dreamed I saw Bigfoot last night As large as you or me. Sez I "Bigfoot, you're just a myth." Sez he, "I'm what you see." |
Subject: Bowling With Rutabagas by Amos From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:36 PM Bowling With Rutabagas by Amos Bow! Bow! Bowling with Rutabagas My Uncle Bob bowls the rutabaga way! Bow! Bow! Bowling with rutabagas! He slips out of the house at the end of each day! We've learned where he goes, when the first twilight falls He's knocking plantains down with his twenty-pound balls It's kooky and weird, our sad family saga, My uncle Bob bowls for boiled rutabaga! The pinboy's a chef, with a tall crinkled hat He cries every time his 'bagas go "Splat!" Then he sets up some more, what do you think of that? Bowling with rutabagas is sure where it's at! Rutabagas are slimy and smelly and round And they will not stand up, so they can't be knocked down But they squash into paste when the balls come around And the boy with a scraper sets up the next round! Bow! Bow! Bowling with Rutabagas Uncle Bob bowls the long night away! Bow! Bow! Bowling with rutabaga And he comes home exhausted at the break of the day! We've tried to dissuade him, but Bob only snorts We point out that rutabagas are really too short But he says that our pleas will not stand up in court, And the size of the target just doubles the sport! Bow! Bow! Bowling with rutabagas, Bob bowls for boiled rutabagas at night! Bow! Bow! Bowling with rutabagas, And when he gets home he's a terrible sight! |
Subject: By Your Fruits by MMario, Amos and Willa From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:37 PM By Your Fruits by MMario, Amos and Willa By your fruits shall ye be known Whether drupe or pome or berry Be they grain or nuts or melons If they give us food for thought Ye shall reap as you have sown, Whacky, kind or evil very, And the fruits that you are sellin' Tell us truly what is what! Gather up the fruit you've grown Wilde oats or Queen Anne's Cherry Borne on branch or stem or vine stew to jelly in your pot Thus the oldest air is known-- Not Greenfleeves or London Derry The most ancient song in time Is that Jelly Roll, by Gott! And when winter winds are blowin, And are hearts are full of care we Will recall what you were tellin And be happy with our lot. Yes the chill that Winter's blown Will not stop our making Merry! We'll not pause for kings or felons, While the Jelly Rolling's hot! When the laden tables groan We will sip a Christmas sherry In our warm and cosy dwellin And then dance a wild gavotte What care we for hearts of stone? Those whose tonguesa are barbed and serried? Those who bother us with sellin'? Dance with us, oh, these shall not! Where the wild Imagines roam, Fueled by grape and love and perry, We abandon cruel melan- Choly for a wilder trot! And we shall not dance alone. Let no one be sedentary, And the glorious voices swellin' Make this place a hallowed spot Yea, though hearts be hard as stone, Full of gloom extraordinary, There will be no use rebellin', Pure enjoyment is our plot. Wandering through the world alone, Finding none to share out story Weary of the world's pell-melling, With our hearts and spirits shot, Come as though to spirit home, To the end of ponderance hoary, Where the heart alone is telling, Jelly roll, and sweet Gavotte! |
Subject: Caitrin and the Geeks by Amos From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:39 PM Caitrin and the Geeks by Amos (Tune: Bar'bry ellen) Amos' Comments: Thanks for the yummie cookies! When Caitrin to this thread appeared, Her cookies were appealing! And soon the galley in my house Was a mess from floor to ceiling! I stirred and poured and measured out, And ruined several aprons! I broke my wristbone stirring dough Designed by charmin' Caitrin! And when the oven doors had closed And I was done with messing! I said a prayer to the Cookie God And asked for Caitrin's blessing. And when the baking smell arose I thought it most auspicious I gobbled down the first one out! That cookie was delicious! I ate another few just then And kept on madly baking! And soon the counters were all full And the table nigh to breaking! Then slowly, slowly, I stood up My awe for Caitrin mounting! So many cookies, ne'er I'd seen, Too many far for counting! I stacked them up on platters high When my own waistline was dragging. And staggered with them to the door They filled my station wagon. Then to the office I repaired All carbo'd out and laggard! And down the hall, to a table there, With Caitrin's cakes I staggered. 'Twas early early, in the morn When first I brought such plenty! But before noon, I swear 'tis true The platters all stood empty! So if you have too many made, Ye need not trash or bail them! Just bring them to a Software House And let the geeks inhale them!! |
Subject: California Steamin' by Anonymous From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:41 PM California Steamin' by Anonymous (Tune: California Dreamin') All the songs are gone, (all the songs are gone) And the sky is gray, (and the sky is gray) I sought out a tune (I sought out a tune) From the Mudcat Cafe (from the Mudcat Cafe) I'd be safe and sound, (I'd be safe and sound) If it was "Galway Bay", (if it was Galway Bay) But California Steamin' has led the thread astray! California Steamin' has led the thread astray! Stopped into a site I passed along the way, Oh, I got down on my knees, and I began to say -- You know, I think this song is old, I think it starts in A (I think it starts in A) California Steamin', (California Steamin') Please teach me how to play! "This kind of song is wrong (this kind of song is wrong) You should go away (you should go away) This site is for folk (this site is for folk) in a trad sort of way (in a trad sort of way) California Steamin' (California Steamin') has led the thread astray! But if you don' t help me, I'll be lost today (I'll be lost today) California Steamin' (California Steamin') don' t take this thread away! CHORUS: All the songs are gone, and the sky is gray I sought out a tune from the Mudcat Cafe -- I'd be safe and sound, if it was "Galway Bay" But California Steamin', has led the thread astray! |
Subject: The Cat Farts Serenade by Áine, Liz the Squeak, & From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:44 PM The Cat Farts Serenade by Áine, Liz the Squeak, and Paddymac (Tune: How Much Is That Doggie In The Window) Chorus: How much is that kitten in the window, The one with the odorous bum. The aroma is one that we should know, Reminds me of green river scum. His eyes are the colour of emeralds, His toothies they shine in the sun, I would love to hug him and kiss him, If his butt didn't smell like bad rum. (Chorus) He mews as I scratch his ears and hold him, He nuzzles my cheek with a purr, He raises his tail in greatest pleasure, Too bad that his end has no fur! (Chorus) The man says there'll be no charge for him, dear He's free to the first true good home, But beware of his little SBD's, dear, He could part the Red Sea with no comb! (Chorus) Áine Cooke (proudly owned by 3 normal size alley cats and a 17 lb. Siamese toy-boy who suffer from SBDs) |
Subject: The Chromosomes Genomical by Bradypus From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:46 PM The Chromosomes Genomical by Bradypus We have the very model of the chromosomes genomical The implications of this feat are really astronomical We've sequenced every human gene, at least ninety percent of them Intelligent and cunning too, and using every stratagem We've introns, exons, codons, genes and bases found in DNA We've duplicated, replicated, translated it for many a day It's published on the net, and in the scientific literature We know we've made our mark, and that our science now is fit for sure Chromosomes one to twenty-two, and X and Y, there are no more Are just arrangements of the bases, and of these there's only four These bases, paired on DNA, contain all that you need to know For proteins, livers, hearts and brains and anything you want to grow With letters four the code is made, the letters A, C, G and T A pairs with T, and G with C, so replication works you see ATTAC ATTAC A GAG A CAT may not mean much to human eyes But in your genes the code is clear, more powerful than you realise The DNA makes RNA, that's carried to the ribosome And there the processes take place to make use of the chromosome Three bases at a time are read, an amino acid specified Then piece by piece the protein's built, the logic cannot be denied From smallest cell to largest bone, the human body bit by bit Is built from proteins, or at least a protein is involved in it And so you see, both you and me, although the notion's comical Are made and shaped and live and die by instructions genomical So if your eyes are brown or blue, and if your hair be thick or thin And if your blood is A or O, and what's the colour of your skin Your chromosomes have made it so, there's nothing left for you to do But pass them on, your genes will live in generations after you A single letter wrong passed on, in future that could spell bad news That's how genetic defects come, the future genome to confuse And so we think genes cause disease, but that is not the whole of it More oft than not things work out right, and that's what keeps the species fit. You'd think that now the genome's read, there's nothing left for us to do The truth is very different, let me tell you of this point of view We know the genes, but by and large we don't yet know what role they play There's still a lot of work to do to see exactly what they say And there's more to life than genes, for we react to our environment So predestination doesn't come just from the genome's government We're still free souls to choose, and our choice would be quite comical If we did nothing more now that we've cracked the code genomical |
Subject: Come All You Loyal Mudcats by Alice From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:47 PM Come All You Loyal Mudcats by Alice (Tune: Rocks of Bawn) Come all you loyal Mudcats, Wherever you may be, And don't follow just any webmaster, You know Max is for you and me. For you can log on early, In the clear day light of dawn, And I know that you'll always be able, To find your favorite song. My vocal cords may wear out, My voice, it may get thin, And my lips, they are a tremblin', For the shape that Catspaw's in. But our voices rise up early, In the clear day light of dawn, And I know that we're all able, To pray while he is gone. Well, rise up all you Mudcats, And sing to break of day, Don't sink into the deep despair, Of gloom and clouds of grey, Whatever this old world may bring, You know your friends are there, Cause all around the world, Mudcatters join in prayer. And Catspaw, he'll return again, He's here in every thread, For if you do a forum search, You'll find old things you've read, That made you wince or laugh and smile, The way he only can, And we know that when he's back here, Cat scat will hit the fan. So, blessings on all Mudcats, And be they near or far, We sit by cyber firesides, And drink another jar. By the flickering lights of monitors, We slide the silent mouse, And I know that wherever we're living, We're together at Max's house. Alice Flynn |
Subject: The Crash of the Mudcat Server by Amos From: bradfordian Date: 10 Oct 16 - 05:49 PM The Crash of the Mudcat Server by Amos (Tune: On Springfield Mountain) In Pennsylvania, there did dwell An NT Server, I knew well This server's disks and RAM and FAT were dedicated to the 'Cat. Chorus: O toory oory, reety-reet, Escape, Control and Alt-Delete! One day this server of the race A single digit, did misplace And in a register so deep A hex code conflict soon did creep! Chorus This simple error, small and fine Soon crashed the Cat's collective mind! Dismay and grief did quickly spread! And several Mudcats lost their heads Brave Dave, the Canuck sailor bold Upon his floor did quickly fold. While lost to chat, our gentle Ann Burned all the cookies in the pan! Chorus Joe Offer did his very best To help dear Allison find a guest While Max stayed up through half the night Until the damn machine ran right While Sorcha, sophocleese and Kat Feared that they might be going bats And Amos ran around the halls Suffering symptoms of withdrawal! Chorus But now the Mudcat's back on line And everything seems to be fine One moral we can carry back! If you must get hooked, please get a Mac! Chorus |
Subject: Dance In The Mudcat Tavern by Amergin From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 05:07 AM Dance In The Mudcat Tavern by Amergin (Tune: Lord of The Dance) Amergin's Comments: Amerginwhoapologisestoanyonewhofeelsleftoutofthisbutifyougetmadathimforityoucanpissoff. The night has come and the moon is high The stars are dancing across the sky From the mists the faeries sing and prance They come and ask us to join the dance Chorus: Dance, dance, wherever you may be For its the Mudcat Tavern you see The music's great and the drinks are free We're all keeping time with the wild Banshee kat's in the kitchen cooking a meal Mbo's on the porch playing a reel Jen's in the yard dancing with her man Giac's drinking shine and he can barely stand Chorus Spaw's in the bedroom talking to the possums They talk back and he finds it really awesome Aine's getting up and saying "night to y'all The hour is late and I forgot my geritol" Chorus Mick's in the parlor to organise the sidhe Saying, "You must all stop working for free" They all realise they have been maligned So the faeries join Kaiser on the picket line Chorus Bert's in the back singing about his size It's how you use it I hope you realise Thomas is speaking in his rhymes He's been in Faery a thousand times Chorus Rick's on the roof a-singing his tunes Moonchild's down there dancing for the Moon The Moon gazes down and dances with her She reaches up and climbs to the stars Chorus And I'm in the corner writing a song The Faery Queen marches through the throng She picks me up and draws me to the dance And through the mists we kiss and prance Chorus The others come on in through the mists The FBI is here making a list There is no need to stop with the coming dawn For the Mudcat dance goes on and on Chorus |
Subject: Deadbird by mousethief From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 05:08 AM Deadbird by mousethief (Tune: Freebird (Lynyrd Skynyrd)) (Originally posted in this thread) If I die here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on now There's too many species I gotta be But if I stayed here with you, Dad, Things just couldn't be the same Cos I wanna be a bird, now And this bird you cannot change Bye bye, it's been a sweet life I'll see you in a day or two But please don't take it badly If sometimes I sh*t on you Now I'm back and I'm a bird now Compared to being human it's not the same But I came back as a bird, now And this bird you cannot change Lord knows, I can't change Copyright © 2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: Empty Nester's Blues by Amos From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 05:10 AM Empty Nester's Blues by Amos (Originally posted on this thread) Well, I woke up this morning, I did not feel my best. Well, I woke up this morning, did not feel at my best. My offspring all left me, just a big ole empty nest! I went down to the kitchen, not a dish was out of place I went down to the kitchen, nothin was out of place. You wouldn't have believed the look upon my face! Went down the hall, there were no clothes on the floor! I went down the hall, saw no clothes on the floor! I said to myself, I don't think I can take much more! Over in the bedroom, that bed was made up tight! Well I looked in the bedroom, that bed was made up tight! Everything was in order, but something sure wasn't right! Well I'm rattling around here like an old die in a cup I'm just rattling around like a gambler's lucky cup! Ain't nobody screaming, an' nobody cuttin' up! You can tell yo' sistah, you can tell yo' brother too. You can tell yo' sister, an' tell your brother too. Ya bettah call up yo' Mama, she's getting them Empty Nest blues!! |
Subject: These Lyrics Are Explicit by Bradypus From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 05:12 AM These Lyrics Are Explicit by Bradypus These lyrics are explicit. They mean just what they say. There is have no hidden baggage They're plain and clear as day They don't avoid the subject They use four-letter words They are not mean, or mealy-mouthed For that would be absurd To post explicit lyrics Can seem somehow to vex But these lyrics are explicit And explicitly not about sex! |
Subject: Farewell… by Amergin From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 05:14 AM Farewell… by Amergin (Tune: Hobo's Lullaby) Farewell, my weary steel mill Let your foundries slowly die; The gates are closing behind me As I wipe tears in my eyes. PGE jacked their rates up; EPA decreased the water flow. There're forest fires in Idaho All the reasons they need to know. Workers at Kaiser are still striking For jobs that are barely even there; The corporations are now laughing At the worried faces everywhere. Now the smoke is no longer rising The emptiness is bearing down; The mill is in a blanket of darkness As the car slowly leaves the town…. |
Subject: Fred Dyer's Bees by Amos From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 05:16 AM Fred Dyer's Bees by Amos (Tune: The Big Rock Candy Mountain) In a far off lane, lined with sugar cane Where the honeybees go walkin' In a big white van, came a science-man, All worked up to do some stalking As he drove along, he hummed a song And thought of hives and honey! For he'd had a dream, and dreamt up a scheme That would earn him lotsa money! Chorus: Ohhhhhhh the buzzing of the Queen on the radar screen! The flapping of transistors! And the glue that binds on the bee's beehinds Of the drones and all their sisters! Now this science lug was in love with bugs And was handy with the solder! He drummed up a grant, by composing cant 'Bout the queen bee, and her daughters There's no way to know how he flung the snow In his guileful composition But it sure was hot, cuz the fellow got A rich research position! Chorus So he bought himself a six-foot shelf Of scopes and lab things fancy And equipped with these, he went hunting bees With a postgrad aide named Nancy. They would grab the drones from their waxy homes As they left for work, Fred gottem! With epoxy glue and a diode or two They would wire up their bottoms! Chorus Now its hard to tell what this science swell Is learning from these workers! Cuz him and Nan they sit back in the van Watching 'scopes and eating burgers. Yelling "North!" and "whoa!" on the radio As their labmates sweat for hours Running zig zag trails through the hills and dales While the bees make calls on flowers! Chorus Now this fella Fred has got quite the head For acquiring research dollars And he'll run this show where the honeybees grow 'Til someone tips off the scholars Then he'll grab a flight, in the dark of night And a new girl, named Amanda And theyll make a try, tracking tsetse flies For the gummint of Rwanda! Ohh, the buzzing of the Queen on the radar screen The flapping of transistors! And the glue that binds to the bees beehinds On the queen and all her sisters! |
Subject: Gastronomic Passions by Amos From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 05:18 AM Gastronomic Passions by Amos Annie's scones and Caitrin's cookies They could satiate a Wookie They're the sweetest treats what am! With Kahlua, cream and jam! Wrap your tongue around this fashion! And you'll know true Gaelic passion! They're the best things ever tasted! Any more than a mouthful's wasted! Now, dear Annie, don't be modest You're our own, A Gaelic goddess! And its you we're dreaming of When we sing of Irish love And sweet Caitrin, so retirin' Mbo finds you so inspiring! Nothing shakes a folkie's bones Like Caitrin's cookies and Annie's scones! |
Subject: Golden Colorado by tradsteve From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 05:19 AM Golden Colorado by tradsteve Tune: I Ain't Got No Home We've dug ourselves a hole here in Golden Colorado We've all this water that has nowhere to go We let our fears get the best, now we've water to our chest We've dug ourselves a hole in Golden Colorado Take two or three baths a day and scrub behind your ears Nothing left for you to do but wallow in your fears. New Years was not that bad so shouldn't we all be so glad? Now drink a glass and water the grass before it all goes bad. Stockpiled spam can be a salty treat Might as well wash it down with water while you eat. Fill your pool nice and deep and hope the chlorine keeps Have a heart and do your part in Golden Colorado The water is a-ready and a-itchin' to be used Waste it while it's there and ready to be abused Use your toilet paper rolls and flush those toilet bowls Flush us out of our hole in Golden Colorado Two million gallons is an awful lot But we thought by Y2K the computers would be shot So waste the water while you can and lend a helping hand Drink us out of our hole in Golden Colorado! |
Subject: How Many Folkies Does It Take To Change A Lightbul From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 05:21 AM How Many Folkies Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? by Amos (Tune: Blowin' In The Wind) Tell me how many folkies need to change a light bulb Before the light bulb stays changed? An' how many Mudcats need to add to the list Before they get home on the range? And how many answers does one man have to see Before he can see that they're strange? The answer, old bloke, Is just a Mudcat joke! The answer is just a Mudcat joke. Yes, an' how many threads must a man run down Before the Kat makes him grin AN' how many Possum whistles must ol' SPaw sell Before possum whistles get him? An' how many times mus' Mbo be pronounced Before it begins to sink in? The answer, old bloke Is jes' a Mudcat joke! The answer is just a Mudcat joke! (Rasp, rasp wheeze wheeze, raw raw) Kaching kaching G Am Bm D ad infinitum |
Subject: I Wanna Go Down by Amergin From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 05:25 AM I Wanna Go Down by Amergin I wanna go down to Jackson, Mississippi I wanna go down, to protest the war I wanna go down to Jackson, Mississippi To hear, to hear the students roar I wanna go down to the university I wanna go down just to learn I wanna go down to the university To watch, to watch the fires burn I wanna walk down around the school I wanna walk down across the lots I wanna walk down around the school To feel, to feel the pistol shots I wanna run down into the open door I wanna run down into the women's dorm I wanna run down into the open door To smell, to smell the coming storm I wanna go back into our tragic past I wanna go back, back those thirty years I wanna go back into our tragic past To taste, to taste the stinging tears I don't want this to ever happen again We don't need to be caught within their net This tragedy will never happen again Unless, unless, unless we all forget I wanna go down to Jackson, Mississippi I wanna go down, to protest the war I wanna go down to Jackson, Mississippi To hear, to hear the students roar |
Subject: Is It Only In The Stories Miracles Happen by Great From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 05:27 AM Is It Only In The Stories Miracles Happen by GreatGoo Is it only in the stories miracles happen As the magic of the evening comes to play Are the happy endings only In our hearts, and so it seems Or can we bring our fondest dreams into the day A young woman found herself At a crossroads in her life Torn apart by a vanishing hope And another passing day With no choices left to pick from She turned back to what she must Hid her tears inside her heart And went along her way Is it only in the stories miracles happen As the magic of the evening comes to play Are the happy endings only In our hearts, and so it seems Or can we bring our fondest dreams into the day Others too have been here Where the rough edge makes you cry Where our fantasy's are tattered As the world goes swiftly by But we can change the ending Out of kindness, out of love And mend a shattered dream In a very simple way Is it only in the stories miracles happen As the magic of the evening comes to play Are the happy endings only In our hearts, and so it seems Or can we bring our fondest dreams into the day It's the little bits that each of us Can add that make the whole The little things we do To push the hurt away As each gives to the dream We regain what we have lost And prove It doesn't have to end that way Is it only in the stories miracles happen As the magic of the evening comes to play Are the happy endings only In our hearts, and so it seems Or can we bring our fondest dreams into the day |
Subject: The Famous Yacht Alinghi by Schantieman From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 05:31 AM The Famous Yacht Alinghi by Schantieman (Tune: Dunno what it's called. Same as (stolen from) Miles Wootton's 'Great Fish Finger Disaster') Schantieman's Comments: First draft. Needs some honing. Oh come all you brave young yachtsmen, who sail the stormy deep I'll tell to you a secret which you must forever keep, Concerning that bold sail-i-or, Russell Coutts it is his name And he sailed the yacht Alinghi; from Switzerland it came. With Jochen Schümann by his side in Auckland he set sail All for to win America's cup, he knew he must not fail. The Gnomes of Zurich backed them, and they pleaded on their knees: Oh bring us back a box of holes for Emmenthaler cheese! In Schnackenburg, the Kiwi boat, they had a great tactician His sails and legal knowledge they did help them on their mission Th'Alinghi overcame them all, it nearly drove them barmy Coz they all had knives they'd gotten from the world-renowned Swiss Army. With army knives about their waists on Kevlar lanyards worn They set about the Kiwi boat as to the manner born Removing of her fish-scales and the horses' hooves as well With their magnifying glasses they did cause her hul9l to swell. Well the series it was over and the Kiwis had been beaten. For far too much Swiss choc-o-late by them, it had been eaten The famous yacht Alinghi, was first into the dock But they found they'd been and timed the race with a crooked cuckoo clock! Copyright © Steve Freedman December 2002 |
Subject: I Think We're Not Alone Now by mousethief From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:00 AM I Think We're Not Alone Now by mousethief (Tune: I Think We're Alone Now) I think we're not alone now There does seem to be some aliens arou-hound I think we're not alone now The whirring of their ships is the only sou-hound Humans, behave That's what they say when they release us And watch what you say They won't believe you And so we're telling everybody we can We were in the aliens' hands Calling the Art Bell show late in the night And then we're stuck on hold forever Then we're on the air -- all right! -- and then we say: I think we're not alone now... © 2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: Lament Of A Guardsman by Amergin From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:07 AM Lament Of A Guardsman by Amergin (Tune: Long Black Veil) Amergin's Comments: Just wrote this a few minutes ago. P.S. I wasn't there either, was only born 4 years later. But that doesn't stop me from feeling the pain, the anger, the sorrow for those that were shot down and for those that did the shooting. Let us not forget. Blessed be. My tribute to Kent State: Thirty years ago on the Fourth of May Four students died that warm spring day The people who ran they all agreed The man with the gun looked a lot like me Now I walk these halls water in my eyes I still hear out night all the mournful cries Nobody sees all the dropping tears Nobody wants to hear The protest was hot, and tensions were high When a shot rang out, I saw the first one die I said not a word, but fired into the crowd The stains on my hands, echo oh so loud We were a-firing, and tossing the tear gas bombs While they went running across the common lawns And when the smoke had cleared, it was painful to hear The cries of the dying and the wounded so near I was just a boy and little did I know That on that fateful spring day, I lost my soul Still I walk these halls, water in my eyes I still hear at night all the mournful cries Nobody sees all the dropping tears Nobody wants to hear |
Subject: Love Bytes by Bradypus From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:08 AM Love Bytes by Bradypus Bradypus' Comments: There was a letter to the editor in today's (10-May-00) Daily Telegraph: "SIR - The episode of the "love bug" virus proves once again the truth of the old saying that the e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail." After McGrath's contribution to Song Challenge 26, I couldn't resist ... (posted in this thread). For up to date communication the computer is the king And to get your message over e-mail seems to be the thing But one fact is oft neglected, and it makes our systems fail For the e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail For the junk we get by snail mail simply lands upon the mat And it's dormant and it's lifeless as it lies there rather flat But the junk we get by e-mail seems to tell a different tale For the e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail First the message says 'I love you', then you find that you're infected And you wish you'd taken measures for to keep yourself protected As in life, so with computers, and it makes you quake and quail For the e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail It infects your words and pictures, your jpeg and mp3 And makes you wish you'd never seen extension vbe Your address book is subverted, all your friends will weep and wail For the e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail We can hardly do without it, though we know the risks it brings For it's faster and it's slicker, like so many e-type things But whene'er it's out of kilter it can turn the strongest pale For the e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. |
Subject: The Lovely Ship The Mudcat by Kelida From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:11 AM The Lovely Ship The Mudcat by Kelida (Tune: "The Bonny Ship the Diamond" minus 1 verse) (Spoken: Space, the final frontier, where no Mudcat has ventured before. . .until now.) Sung: Oh the Mudcat is a ship, my friends, For the nebula she's bound And the bay it is all covered, with musicians all around Captain Trid, he gives the order, to shift into warp speed To a planet where the natives, they don't have a mouth to feed. Chorus: So, let's gear up, my friends, Let your voices sing out As the lovely ship the Mudcat, Goes to space to travel about. Around the Mudcat Tavern, the musicians gather 'round With their instruments close by them, and their voices lifting loud Don't you fret, you'll get your turn, you won't get left alone, After this, come one and all, and sing songs of your own. Here's health to the Albert Hansell, likewise the katlaughing Here's health to the wonderful Mbo, and the Mudcat, ship of fame; We'll wear our space suits now, and our Mudcat tee-shirts, too, When we return from space, my friends, we'll have many songs anew. © Bridget McKinney (2000) |
Subject: The Manchester Mudcat Ramble by Matthew Edwards From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:12 AM The Manchester Mudcat Ramble by Matthew Edwards (with profound apologies to Ewan MacColl) The White Lion on Friday will sure be a high day, When 'Cats sing and play music as well. And if you are lucky, then down at the Ducie, There'll be many fine stories to tell. Then its Pauline's in Failsworth on Sunday, For the ones who can get out of bed; But I'll be trying to part with my curry, And feeling I'd rather be dead. Chorus: I'm a Mudcat, I'm a Mudcat, down Machester way, I get all my pleasure the musical way. I may be a wageslave on Monday, But I am a singer on Sunday. |
Subject: May Your Sword Never Grow Rusty by Malveka From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:14 AM May Your Sword Never Grow Rusty by Malveka (Being A Toast to the Endangered Bachelor) - May your sword never grow rusty May your beard never grow thin Hark now the wisdom of sages You've got to be up to be in! Chorus: Come good fellow sit by me Take your pick of all good ale Lend me thine ear on your joining's eve And I'll toast thee without fail I say! I'll toast thee without fail! May your sword never grow rusty May life's blessings flow from the spout Just recall that the blessing of children May be yours if you don't pull out Chorus May your sword never grow rusty Won't you heed now the words of this clown Remember that after you're married 'Tis only computers that go down Chorus May your sword never grow rusty May your frame always be stout Be sure that you know all the exits When she gets the frying pan out Chorus May your sword never grow rusty May your love life never go bust But on those days when love isn't working Don't forget you've always got lust Chorus May your sword never grow rusty May you know that it often is quipped That vows will truly be tested When she tells you to get yourself snipped Chorus May your sword never grow rusty May you find yourself aging with grace But if on two legs you find yourself limping Oysters help keep your rod in the race Chorus May your sword never grow rusty But if perchance you find that it should Forget not the Falls of Niagra Though Viagra, they say, works as good Chorus May your sword never grow rusty Your delights each day renew And find as each year passes Your love has grown anew Chorus |
Subject: The Mbo Bop by Amos, Metchosin and Áine From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:16 AM The Mbo Bop by Amos, Metchosin and Áine (Tune: The Monster Mash) Chords: C~~~Am~~~~~F~~~~~~~~G They were gathered at the Mudcat, BanjoBonnie, Caitrin, Pop When the music started thumpin, and they started in to bop! WHat was it they were doing? That crazy dance so free!!?? Well they were doing the Mbo Bop, c'mon and do it just like me!! Chorus: They did the bop!! It was the Mbo Bop They did the bop! It was a folkies hop! They did the bop! It was the MBO Bop! They did the bop! They never want to stop! The place was really rockin' when the laughing kat strolled in, She jumped up on the table, yelled 'let the Mbo Bop begin!' Then Amos lit the candle and the flaming mousse ran by That's when the crowd began to flee, Mbo bopping on the fly! Chorus Joe Offer came a cruisin' in, his head upon a stick And the GUEST who never shall be named, came up to get a lick That's when the riot started and chocolate mousse began to spurt Spaw cried, "Don't touch it, suckah, or you're likely to get hurt!" Chorus Big Mick's Irish temper was beginning to flare Shambles and Bugsy his sentiments did share Seems their frustrations they could not conceal For they wanted to know if the rude guests were real Chorus Gargoyle from the crypt began to arise With a flamin' group The Kat Kicker Five Threw back the lid and shook his mouse, "Words of care and comfort? Not in my House! Chorus Witty banter and thread creep is the specialty Lyrics and tunes? They dish it out for free! Lemons into lemonade, when things go wrong, Down at the Mudcat they turn it into song! Chorus Lil' Mbo was caterwhalin' that his poem could not be heard For the crowd was Mbo Boppin' to Fats Waller and The Bird Max picked up his new dobro, played a chord, began to sing, "If you guys don't settle down now, I'll shut off the whole damn thing!" Chorus Well, they twisted and murmured, but began to settle down For the 'Cats all know to listen when the Max is in the town Mbo hisself took notice, said his party piece so neat And they hoisted him on high and Mbo Bopped into the street! Chorus So if chillblains and the fever have begun to get you down And you're ready to decapitate the nearest kid around! C'mon down to Mudcat heaven, just dispense with all the fuss, Where it's a treat to beat your feet and do The Mbo Bop with us! Chorus: They did the bop!! It was the Mbo Bop They did the bop! It was a folkies hop! They did the bop! It was the MBO Bop! They did the bop! They never want to stop! They did the Bop! |
Subject: The Memory Banks of Mudcat by Catspaw49 From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:18 AM The Memory Banks of Mudcat by Catspaw49 (Tune: "Banks of the Ohio" ) Took my computer, Back to the store Like I'd done, Many times before My CPU, Went up in smoke Loading a thread, Named "What is Folk." Only say, It will be fine. And I can soon, Go back online. I'm 'Cattaddicted, Its plainly seen Now I can but stare, At this blank screen. I scan the threads, Ten times a day. So many have, So much to say. There's lots of songs, Lyrics in full Lots of talk, And lots of bull. Bruce O. knows songs, From times long past Spaw gives insults, Blows a possum's ass. Peter T.'s, Thought for the day Is that the heron, Will go away. Rick picks, Mick flirts, El Swanno can dive. And in Kat's garden, The faeries thrive. Mario sings, Leej talks of Blake And the Skiffler is, A total flake. In the shower, Alice sings. Pansy Rue, Does "other" things. The Fair One fends, Off Micks' advance. Alan of Oz, Wears her underpants. Art, Joe, and Seed, Help smooth the ruts. When gargoyle goes, Completely nuts. The Paton's are, Like a Mom and Dad Barbara gives her blessings, even when we're bad. Mudcat radio, On Wednesday night Will it crash? Well it just might. Max must work hard, We all admit 'Cause Ol' Bert can't, Remember shit. Computer's repaired! Pick it up at six. Then I can get, My Mudcat fix. Lord may it never, Go away. Great friends all, Mudcat Cafe. |
Subject: Missin' The Mudcat Blues by BSeed From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:19 AM Missin' The Mudcat Blues by BSeed bSeed's Comments: Last year in October we had a series of weekends when the threads wouldn't open: Max left town and everything went to hell in his absence. Three weeks in a row I wrote songs about what it was like to be without the threads. I got the blues 'cause the Mudcat's gone and crashed again; My God it hurts, the Mudcat's crashed again-- Good golly Miss Molly, when will them crashes end? I gotta have the 'cat, 'cause I got a lotta stuff to say; Oh, I need them threads 'cause I got so much to say. But Benjamin and Barry Finn and all the threads have gone away. I need Barbara and Art, I need Alison and Mick, With only silence from the swamps--I know I'm gettin' sick, Tim and Chet and Northfolk, you're gone but what can I do? I'd ask Joe Offer, but dammit, he's gone, too. With no Harpgirl and no Raven I'm stuck all alone in lonesome hell; Bill's in Alabama, and there's no Wolfgang here in hell, Roger, Pete, and Ewan, Mike and Murray, they're all gone as well. There's no word out of Brisbane, and Vancouver's quiet, too; There's no word out of Brisbane, and Vancouver's quiet, too. You gotta get me back on line, Max, 'cause what else can I do? I got the blues 'cause the Mudcat's gone and crashed again; My God it hurts, the Mudcat's crashed again-- Good golly Miss Molly, when will them crashes end? c. Charles Kratz (12/0ct/98) |
Subject: Modern Magic by MMario From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:21 AM Modern Magic by MMario (To the tune: Who Is At My Window Weeping) Who is in the breakroom weeping Weeping there, so bitterly 'Tis I, 'Tis I, the waitress Cindy Tonight's the Prom, and I've not the fee Cindy, go and ask the bar-maid If she's a gown to lend to thee If it's not right, we'll find another And to the Prom, tonight go ye Cindy went and asked the bar-maid the gown it fit her to a tee her hair was combed, and quickly styled To the Prom, will go our fair Cindy Cindy, Go, and call your boyfriend The cook a tux to loan has he But do it now, and do it quickly or else it's late, that you shall be Cindy went and called her boyfriend The tux it fit him properly With cummerbund and velvet lapels To the Prom he goes, with the fair Cindy The boss then called his brother Vinnie who owed to him, a favour or three "Bring the limo round, and do it promptly To the Prom, you're driving our Cindy" From wallet, purse, and pocket deeply Friend and patron then drew free Payment for the door and dinner And dancing for the Fair Cindy A magic night, for two young lovers Made not with wand, or cast of spell But magic wrought by hearts so tender And friends that loved their Cindy well |
Subject: The Mudcat Tavern Anthem by Susan A-R, Bert, Áine, From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:23 AM The Mudcat Tavern Anthem by Susan A-R, Bert, Áine, Mían, and Alice Áine's Comments: You just had to be there -- Don't Dream It! BE IT! S'paw's at the door again, Yeah, THAT door Cleigh's cleaned the shrimp up and he's whistling for more Roger's smashing tiples (What's a hammer for??) And it's Thursday at the Mudcat Tavern Mick's in the kitchen Cooking something great MMario's looking baffled At the brownies he just ate THE FAIR ONE's in the jello pit (Mick starts to salivate) And it's Friday in the Mudcat Tavern The home computer users Are the only ones that's here, And all the worker lurkers Are home, crying in their beer But they'll be back the first thing Monday Don't you ever fear, And it's Saturday in The Mudcat Tavern Áine's stirring up her chili And as the cauldron boils, She casts a spell on HFA For spoiling Max's toils She smells and tastes and cackles (Mick salivates again) And it's Saturday in The Mudcat Tavern Tippling the Black Vile Stuff As east coast churchbells chime Or getting hammered in the buff On Wyo' Mountain Time It looks like Sunday, sure enuf', But while you read this rhyme It's Twilight Zone in the Mudcat Tavern. The worker lurkers join the club And catch up on the threads. They're giggling at what's in the tub They're poppin' Neil Young meds. They're looking o'er their shoulder now The boss is what they dread, And it's Monday at the Mudcat Tavern. S'paw comes in a bitchin At the door, the pets, the food (Yeaah, the yacks and the flamingos have been getting rather rude) But the man who blows a possum has no right to be a prude And it's Tuesday in the Mudcat Tavern. There's oysters in abundance And there's even spuds and crepes. I made myself a tango dress From old green velvet drapes. I've got a rose between my teeth, And Mario's peeling grapes, Oh, it's Wednesday at the Mudcat Tavern! |
Subject: Mudcat's Y2K For What It's Worth by Dave (the anci From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:24 AM Mudcat's Y2K For What It's Worth by Dave (the ancient mariner) Dave's Comments: Ladies and Gentlemen, for your edification and delight. A short song written on the spur of the Y2K moment. I present . . . (with suitable and profuse apologies to Buffalo Springfield): There's something happening here What it is ain't exactly clear There's Bill Gates with a sign over there Telling me I got to prepare I think it's time we stop, Children what's that sound Y2K is coming around There's credit lines being withdrawn MacIntosh is right if Microsoft is wrong Young people going online Getting so much Internet before it's time I think it's time we stop, Hey what's that sound Microsoft maybe going down What a field-day without heat Millions shivering in the street Carrying MacIntosh and Microsoft signs Saying I'll gladly pay for more Millennium time It's time we stop, Hey what's that sound The Internet may be going down Paranoia strikes deep Into your threads it will creep It starts when you're always online You come offline, Y2K comes and takes it away We better stop, Hey what's that sound Microsoft may be going down Stop hey what's that sound Everybody Internet is going down Stop now, what's that sound Traffic lights will be falling down Stop children what's that sound Bugger all happened, I'm going downtown |
Subject: My Bodhrán Is Too Tight by Troll From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:25 AM My Bodhrán Is Too Tight by Troll My bodhrán is too tight. My bodhrán is too tight. I sweat and toil, With grease and oil, and still the tones not right. My bodhrán is too tight. My bodhrán is too tight. I've tried neetsfoot, And oily soot, My hands they look a fright. It's such a bummer. I've tried each thing that anyone's suggested. And for a drummer, It's hard to play a drum that sounds congested. And I've protested. My bodhrán is too tight. My bodhrán is too tight. Since I can't play It any way. I'll do it just for spite! My bodhrán is too tight. My bodhrán is too tight. The fiddler's mad. That's too damn bad! I'm gonna play all night! |
Subject: My First Love by Amergin From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 07:27 AM My First Love by Amergin As I went in the pub one day I heard the fiddles playing The drums were beating And the singer braying I walked up to the bar And sat upon the stool Looking at the counter top My mouth began to drool Upon the bar she sat before me Bubbling with her female wiles I sat staring in wonderment As she flashed me with her smiles Her light brown hair flowed down Caressing the curves of her breasts I laughed and grinned at the blood Forcing the thumping in my chest Chorus: Oh, she looked so sweet, her body like glass Never will I forget the taste of this dark lass Her black limbs stretched out Before me shining with dew She leaned towards me laughing And so my faint hopes grew She bent down to me mouth gaping Tongue flickering as we kissed She tasted thick and bitter I stared at her in the smoky mist We kissed again and yet again Each time hotter and longer Her spit filling me with warmth Til my love could grow no stronger I whisper softly into her hair As it swirls down her smooth throat She sighs and sizzles in quiet lust At each love song I gently quote (Chorus) My thoughts fade off into smoke As I drink in her loving milk It flows down heating my gullet Coating my insides with its silk I look up to watch the band Feeling the beat of the song I drift my eyes back to the bar To find that she has gone Final Chorus: Six years have passed and gone since that blissful night I still think of my first love and my cheeks shining bright |
Subject: Ode To The Captain's Hearts by Kelida and Mbo From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 08:53 AM Ode To The Captain's Hearts by Kelida and Mbo We loved you for your heart of gold We liked the other ones, too, if truth be told. We'll miss your laughter and your smile, We'll miss the way you went the extra mile. We loved your sweet heart, it tasted nice, Especially now, steamed and served over rice. We'll miss you now that you're dead and gone, But we thought it might be nice to write you this song. We even loved your heart of stone Although its weight sometimes made you groan We'll miss your insults, all good-natured fun, And we'll never forget you talent for puns. We sometimes loved your cheatin' heart Except when you beat us at cards We'll miss the way you stacked the deck, And we'll miss the way you cracked your neck. We loved to see your heart or hearts With all it's icky slimy parts Ventricles and coronaries The color blood of boysenberries. |
Subject: Ode To Thread Creep by Harry From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 08:54 AM Ode To Thread Creep by Harry Read a story 'bout a week ago Feelin lazy the day was slow 'Bout a fellow who was lookin for a song he heard Couldn't really play it but he knew all the words Said 'It's a song bout a girl who went to France Didn't know where exactly but she took a chance, Can anyone out there help me figure this out I'm sure someone can I don't have any doubt Chorus: Thread Creep, Thread Creep, why can't the subject just keep? If I ask a question to help knowledge expand Can't you stay with the subject at hand? Fellow wrote back 'I went to Paris before Had a great time couldn't ask for more Around the Arc de Triumph, lots of traffic congestion Not really sure if I answered your question Another one said, 'I was congested last week Felt really bad, well I could hardly speak Now I hate to complain, through my nasal congestion But why ain't this thread about a musical question?!? Chorus: Thread Creep, Thread Creep why can't the subject just keep? If I ask a question to help knowledge expand Can't you stay with the subject at hand? |
Subject: The Panda Hall/Tait by Calach From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 08:57 AM The Panda Hall/Tait by Calach (Tune: The Roads And The Miles To Dundee) Cold Winter was howling, and the Panda was growling, He was wandering the streets cause the pubs had all closed. Up came a wee lassie, and said "Mr. Panda, Would you like to come with me, your nose is all frozed?" She was dressed like a hooker, but still quite a looker, But the high heels and lipstick, they gave it away. But the Panda went with her, cause his body was shivering' And he needed some food and a warm place to stay. They walked back together, in the cold wintry weather. She took him upstairs to her well-used address. She asked what he wanted, as she cuddled the Panda And he went up to bed with his little temptress. Although now he was warm, he couldn't perform He needed some food, he'd not eaten all day. She cooked him some fried rice, bamboo shoots and bean sprouts, Some nice lemon chicken and a chocolate soufflé From the table they rose, and he took off her clothes, Made love all night long, till the first break of dawn. Then he got out of bed, and he said to the lassie, "So long to you darling, I now must be gone." Says she, "No my honey, you owe me some money. It's required for my living; for a prostitute I be." "But I am a Panda, and I don't pay for loving, We'll solve our dispute with a dictionary." They looked at the book, for the meaning of hooker, "A girl paid for loving, who never conceives." Her threw her the book and she read with amazement All it said about Pandas was "Eats shoots and leaves." |
Subject: Post-Apocalyptic Frenzy Letdown by Jeri From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 08:58 AM Post-Apocalyptic Frenzy Letdown by Jeri Jeri's Comments: I murdered the poor defenseless Jock Stewart - the link to the tune's at the bottom of that page. Now, my name is Jock Stewart I'm paranoid man, And a careful young fellow, I've been. Don't be easy and free When you're dealin' wi' me. I'm a man you don't meet every day. I have acres of land; A bomb shelter grand; I have always a gun aimed at you. Now, I took out my gun, With my dog I did hide, In my shelter for chaos to come I'm in a terrible mood But I've got lots of food And whiskey to drive care away I watched the year change And I thought it so strange When everything worked the next day I fell victim to fears Now I'm in beans to my ears And below ground I think I'll just stay. |
Subject: Reload! by Author Unknown (submitted by Patrish) From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:00 AM Reload! by Author Unknown (submitted by Patrish) (Sung to the tune of "Rawhide!") Loading, loading, loading, Damn this Java coding, Feeling of foreboding, Reload! The Applet says it's running, And that big gray block is stunning, But the screen remains as blank as my mind Netscape crash, Boot 'em up! Net goes down, Dial back! Logging on, Still off-line! Reload! Try it now, Still not up! Netscape crashed, What, again? Boot it up, Log it in, Reload! Tighten, tweaking', smoothen, They say the codes improvin', So how come I'm still usin' "reload"? I'm tired of all this waitin', Just give me .gif animation, This code is only good for wasting time, The applet says it's running, And gray block is quite stunning, But the screen remains as blank as my mind, (Midi solo) beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, Netscape crash, Boot 'em up! Net goes down, Dial back! Logging on, Still off-line! Reload! Try it now, Still not up! Netscape crashed, What, again? Boot it up, Log it in, Reload! Reload! - Author Unknown |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:01 AM The Sex Life of Chinchillas by mousethief We can talk about the Irish problem, Earwigs, lice, and roaches But there's one subject we will not breach That never will encroach us We can talk about sex, and God, and Goddess, Birth and death and war, But don't bring up Little Hawk's chinchilla That's not what Mudcat is for! (Chorus:) The sex life of chinchillas Is way off bounds, it's true! Although it might've thrilled us To learn how those things screw The sex life of chinchillas We mustn't talk about Or Little Hawk might just get mad And sit right down and pout Now we can talk about gun control And politics and drugs And things that make your mother faint Like gross brain-drilling bugs But Little Hawk's Chinchilla Is very shy and proper We mustn't mention boy chinchillas We have seen atop her (repeat chorus) © Alex Riggle 2000 |
Subject: The Ship from Old Russky (Mir) by mousethief From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:03 AM The Ship from Old Russky (Mir) by mousethief (Tune: The Girl from Ipanema) Busted panels, hull is splintered The Russian pride spaceship re-enters And when it falls in a fiery ball, it goes shhhhhhhh! Set more records than Lougainis Made the Soviet Space program famous But now it's falling into the ocean with a shhhhhhh! Oh, it cost millions of rubles Now it's space junk, and in troooble If it hits where they think it will hit That's cool, but if not, then oh shit! Big and heavy, chunks of titanium (At least we're glad there's no uranium) When it falls, hope it misses Christchurch -- oh well. Shhhhhhh! Kosmonauts' eyes fill with tears Remembering all of those years That it hung like a star in the sky Now like glasnost, too soon it must die Cos the president of the U.S. Wants to forge ahead and screw us With missile shields, the cold war is back. Oh well. Shhhhhh. Copyright ©2001 Alex E. Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: Sing It Elsewhere by The Shambles From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:05 AM Sing It Elsewhere by The Shambles The Shambles' Comments: To be sung to the tune of Villikins and his Dinah - the Yetties, Threshing Machine (Sling it here, sling it there, and if your standing by, then your all get your share). (For information on the subject of this song, please go to this thread) Sing it here Sing it there For the sake of the landlord Please sing it elsewhere Important to us, is to be able to sing And thought by many, to be very fine thing But councils officials, who can count up to three Are making outlaws of you and of me I bring you news of a terrible fact Singing in pubs is a criminal act At the moment you're safe if there's only two But there's even worse news, in the Parliament due The two in a bar rule is to be taken away From now on, no one will be able to play Folk songs from England or music from France Without permission sought well in advance They say you can't sing, "public safety I'm afraid" It would seem to be fine, if your not paid? Its only the Minister that quite understands How the pub is unsafe, just when 'money changes hands' And the lads can crowd in, watch their team on TV Need no, permission or a safe capacity Can shout all they wish and nothing is wrong Only, needing permission to burst into song Football supporters with money to burn Can wake up the neighbours, with no apparent concern But you and the 'missus', you'd better beware When you quietly burst into 'Scarborough Fair' I would like you all to write your MP Its time that they listened to you and to me I don't know about you but I think this a farce To hear politicians speak out of their ....(dispatch box) Sing it here Sing it there For the sake of the landlord Please sing it elsewhere |
Subject: Slug Songs (2) by Metchosin From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:06 AM Slug Songs (2) by Metchosin Mighty Hermaphroditey (To the Tune of the Beverly Hillbillies) Oh I'm mighty Hermaphroditey And I leave a slimey trail And I don't know how to tell My horny "head" from little "tail". But it doesn't really matter For each paramour I find, Slip-sliding down the garden path, Is also gender blind. Well that's the way we romp and play Yes, me and all my kin So kindly spare the salt and beer It's like to do us in And remember in the garden, When you see that silver line, Our speeds not slow, as swingers go Some think it's 69. (And because I don't know when to quit….) The Banana Slug Song (To the tune of Chiquita Banana) I'm Hermita Banana and I've come to say We slugs swing in a special way Before el fresco dining on the doggy doo We Pulmonata Lumbada the whole night through You will find us in your garden We have the telescoping eye-ayes For Kamasu-ta-ra positions We would surely win the prize But Bananas like it cool not at the very, very tropical equator So check your Organic produce, in your refrigerator. |
Subject: The Submarine Kursk by IanC From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:08 AM The Submarine Kursk by IanC (Tune: Lady Franklin's Lament) IanC's Comments: Roger wrote: "I am pessimistic that the belated rescue attempts will be in time, I fear that someone will be composing a ballad to a lost brave crew on the lines of the "Springhill Mine Disaster" soon." He's obviously been proved right, though what was going round in my mind was the Franklin expedition rather than Springhill. Quite uncharacteristically, whilst commuting to and from work, a song developed. This is the first and probably the only song I'll write, but I've posted it here for what it's worth. Perhaps somebody will make something useful out of it. The last two verses were originally alternative endings, but I've kept both. One Sunday morning I lay half-awake My thoughts confused by my sleepy state When first I heard on the radio The fate of The Kursk and all of her crew Whilst cruising slowly neath the Barents Sea A great explosion, by some mystery, Opened a hole in the bow, and then, She went to bottom there with all her men Some said there was news, and some said none, Some said that all their air, it had all gone The Russian Navy couldn't get her free For stormy weather and the rolling sea Those seafaring peoples they called upon Britain and Norway sent both crew and men While day on day the time passed by If any had lived, we fear they'll die And when the Kursk was opened in the deep Wives, parents, comrades they had cause to weep The Kursk was flooded, all its men long drowned Only dead bodies was all that they found Ye bold submariners, as you pass by Take ye the glass, but don't drink it dry Think on their fate as their bodies lie Trapped and drowning in the Barents Sea And, yes, my memory it does give me pain Thoughts of all the mariners the sea has slain The ocean cruel no pity gives Nor yet a tear in its eyes do live © Ian Chandler, 23-08-00 |
Subject: Sugar Dog Man by Praise From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:09 AM Sugar Dog Man by Praise Praise's Comments: Here's a new one from the Tavern.... This little puppy, she got her a wag And a wiggle and a giggle and a tail for a flag! She can always hear the step of the wunnaful Sugar Dog Man, And the Sugar Dog Man he sees her, huh! As only he can. Yes the Sugar Dog Man, Now that's a treasure like wow! Cuz a Sugar Dog Man, baby-- He ain't never fooled, nohow! Corgi and Retriever, and a little corraggio sure, Sugar Dog is faithful with a heart that is pure. Sugar Dog and Sugar Dog Man, they go for a ride, Beats keepin' up with that LONG Sugar Dog Man stride! Yes the Sugar Dog Man, That's a keeper you know! Cuz a Sugar Dog Man, lil sugar dogs, He always knows where to go! Sugar Dogs is 'licious! An' Sugar Dogs is sweet. A real Sugar Dog will lick you, yes, right offa your feet! Sugar Dog Man don't use a leash, he don't tell you to stay, Sugar Dog Man just offer a lap, cuz that's the bestest Sugar Dog way! Yes the Sugar Dog Man, He treat him his Sugar Dog all right! Rather play with this old Sugar Dog Than glare up a Sugar Dog fight. Now Sugar Dogs is loving, an' Sugar Dogs is nice. But Sugar Dogs ain't stupid-- no, love, Sugar Dogs is wise. And Sugar Dogs can always tell just which way to go, And Sugar Dog, if asked where she sleep, oh yeah, she always know! See there's a special Sugar Dog Man, Keeps the Sugar Dog Luhhv Bed. An' Sugar Dog she surely come there For to lay down her silky soft head. So Sugar Dog Man, you may be, an' Sugar Dog, you may see. Sugar Dog may curl up in your lap, for an hour or maybe three. But Sugar Dog Man, or friend with a need, Sugar Dog boun' to fly. Cuz Sugar Dog bidness is callin', an' God alone knows why! But that ole special Sugar Dog Man-- What keeps the Sugar Dog Luhhv Bed-- He know Sugar Dog will surely come home For to pillow her silky soft head. ~Susan Hinton~ |
Subject: Take Me Ol' Galoshes= Katlaughing, Metchosin Mbo From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:14 AM Take Me Ol' Galoshes by Katlaughing, Metchosin and Mbo Yune here: http://www.mudcat.org/alanofoz/Galosh2.mid Confiscate my galoshes Take my rubbers please I've done with mucking horse arses It's come up to my knees I'd like to hang out in my wellies In a fine and clover scent So all the pretty lasses know That I consider myself a gent I'm done with currying withers I'm done with currying ass The only currying I now want to do Is for favours with maids in the grass. Hand me a crop and helmet I long for much higher ground I'm not what you think, just because I'm in Pink I'm off to the hunt and the hound The rich believe they're deserving their luck The poor are not quite so sure They may aspire to the carriage trade But will still stand knee deep in manure. A toast now to the Welly Let their praises ever be sung For nothing is so uncommonly fine When scooping up the dung The King of all the boot race Who's match have never been met When rambling from the Highland snow Or the hills all soggy and wet! So whether your high or your low-brow In the company of farm animals or snoots This one rule you should remember You will always require you boots. |
Subject: Tak' Me Ol' Galoshes by Katlaughing, Metchosin Mbo From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:16 AM Tak' Me Ol' Galoshes by Katlaughing, Metchosin and Mbo Tak' me ol' galoshes Tak' me rubbers please I've doon wi' claenin' fur-ahins arses It's cam up tae me knee I'd lik tae hang oot in me wellies In a braw and heather scent Sae a' the bonnie lassies ken Tha I'm a gent I'm doon wi' brooshin' wi'ers I'm doon wi' brooshin' ass The anly brooshin' e'er I'll dae Is for haughie-mandie wi' the lassies in the grass Gie tae me a crop an bunnet I keen for mair holy groond I nae wha' ye ken, kis I'm weirin' pink I'm gane tae reenge and me dug The gaitherts doot they deserve their look The puir are nae sae shair They dow wint tae the carriage profeesion Bit will aye staun knee deep in manure! A toast noo tae the Welly Let their praises e'er be sung For nathin' is sae unco' fine When scoopin' up the dung! The King o' a' the bootie race Wha's match ha' ne'er been met When ramblin' frae the Hielan' snaw Or braes a' soggie wet! Sae we'er your hie or your la' broo In the coompny o' baists or snoots This ane rale ye maun mind-o Ye'll needs must want your boots! |
Subject: That Dirty Little Coward! by Rick Fielding, Jeri, From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:18 AM That Dirty Little Coward! by Rick Fielding, Jeri, Sinsull, and Áine Jessie James was a man, who decided to retire. And he knew the law would never leave him be. So he faked his own death, and left the old wild weatht and when people said "where's Jesse".........said "beat's me." He put away his six guns, his cowboy hat and boots, and opened up a wee cross-dresser's shop. and the townsfolk all knew Jesse, as "the lady known as Toots" and in his yard he grew a marihuana crop. Chorus: Oh Jesse was a wife, who went and changed his life, but he couldn't have no children strong and brave. He looked like Leslie Howard, and talked just like Noel Coward and no one ever saw him feeling grave. Jesse robbed from the poor and gave to the rich He never did a friendly thing And when his best friend died He was right there by her side And he lifted off her golden wedding ring He was J. Frank D unless he really was Jesse So they dug his corpse from its eternal bed But someone dropped the ball and they really dug up Holland And the only thing we know for sure is they're all dead Chorus Now Jessie's DNA was a match for ol' O J Likewise the Mormon Tabernacle Choir Did Elvis meet his end, where are Roswell's little men? Of conspiracies I'll surely never tire. Henry H. thought Grapevine a lovely place To lay down at last upon his face, He couldn't then know how he would harm, The search for Jesse with his one arm. Chorus |
Subject: There Once Was A Panda by Praise From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:19 AM There Once Was A Panda by Praise There once was a Panda, Miranda, Who kept company on her verandah. Her favorite caller Was a former footballer-- I believe that his name was George Blanda. On a neighboring street the koala Had the urge to go see Walla Walla. He packed his valise, (Thought he'd stay with his niece), But she'd died and had gone to Valhallah. The koala complained to Miranda, That her life by comparison was grander. She replied with a coy, "But you're my kinda boy!" So to her veranda he wandah-ed. He proceeded to evict the footballer, And became Ms. Miranda's new follower. She offered him lunch, And he said, "Thanks a bunch, Now I think of it, I'd rather eat in Austrah-lia. The panda had planned on organza For the wedding, the groom now half landed. But she bid him adieu (And I would have, wouldn't you?) Thus he never shared panda orgasma. |
Subject: Turing Testing Time by Bradypus From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:21 AM Turing Testing Time by Bradypus Talk to me, baby Convince me that you're cute Prove to me you're human And I will not compute Turing test me baby Let me prove I'm real Chips and ram and circuit boards Can't tell you how I feel Joke with me, baby Make me laugh and hoot Humour comes with human So how does this compute? Twisting, turning, Turing Megahertz and bytes Calculating constantly To put the world to rights Sing to me, baby Or play it on the lute Melody and harmony Will help me to compute Stick it into overdrive Send it through the bus Computers trying to be human Sure cause a lot of fuss Cry to me, baby Emotion is the root Of what keeps us human When we're trying to compute Twisting, turning Turing Testing far and near Computers still can't fool us At least, not this year! |
Subject: To Old Friend 'What-His-Name' by Kevin McGrath From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:22 AM To Old Friend 'What-His-Name' by Kevin McGrath (Tune: Deportees (Plane Crash at Los Gatos) by Woody Guthrie) My Pee-See is crashed, all my cookies are crumbled, I'm trapped in this Web, and my pride has been humbled I think somebody's poisoned this watering hole. And the Mudcat's been skinned, it's been slaughtered and sold. Chorus: My head it is sore, and my heart it needs healing Let's all sing out once more And let's sing it with feeling Let's break down the walls, And let's bring down the ceiling For they say that the day of the Mudcat is gone. One by one we go down, and the last was Mike Billo - and we buried him under an old weeping willow, and we carved on his tombstone this epitaph plain, "Rest in Peace! Rise in Glory, Old Friend What's-His-Name" Chorus: My head it is sore, and my heart it needs healing Let's all sing out once more And let's sing it with feeling Let's break down the walls, And let's bring down the ceiling For they say that the day of the Mudcat is gone. When I first came upon it out there in the desert I thought I had found an Oasis of Quiet with the Mudcat in splendour, and singing and shouting But trouble soon came and marauders and fighting. Chorus: My head it is sore, and my heart it needs healing Let's all sing out once more And let's sing it with feeling Let's break down the walls, And let's bring down the ceiling And rise to the skies with the Mudcat reborn. And let's rise to the skies, with the Mudcat reborn. © Kevin McGrath 2000 |
Subject: The Towersey Ballad by Matthew Edwards From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:24 AM The Towersey Ballad by Matthew Edwards (Tune: Walsingham) As you came from Towersey That holy place of fame, Met you with my Mudcat By the way you came? How should I your Mudcat know From another one? By his coloured shirt and badge And his sandal shoon. He is drunken dead, lady, He is drunk and gone. His head lies on the grass-green turf, At his heels a Stone. White his face as the mountain snow Larded all with sweet Flowers, Which bewept to the barn did go And stayed all hours. |
Subject: When A Packet Hits A Pocket by Author Unknown From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:26 AM When A Packet Hits A Pocket by Author Unknown (submitted by Patrish) Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! You can't say this? What a shame, Sir! We'll find you. Another game sir. If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss. So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom. |
Subject: The While Drover by The Shambles, Wolfgang, Alice From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:27 AM The While Drover by The Shambles, Wolfgang, Alice, steve t., and Barbara With thanks to the (below contributors), all those who contributed to the thread and apologies to everyone else who may have been offended. -- The Shambles. Ivor Bean, a while, drover, For 'Manny', a GOODYEAR, An ice bend, hall harmony, Honour 'Risky' Anne Bier. Andy Now, armory, turning, Wig holding, raised oar. Hand Island, endeavour, whelp lay, The while, drover, Gnome Moor. Chorus Hand, tits, know, neigh, neither, Know, neigh, neither, Gnome Moor. Will Eye? Play, the while, drover, know, neither, Gnome Moor. (The above from The Shambles) Eye wind to a Yale house, Thadie you stew free Gwent, Annie tolled Alan Lady, my man, knee was splint, I axed Hereford grayed it, Sheehan sir-ed mean, "Eh?" , Satchel cussed, um, a** yours! I can get Annie Day! , (The above from alice in montana) I fulcrum I bucket tensor burns bride, End a dandlings size append white Whidbey blight, Chase a dive with key unwinds undervest, Ander wards at icepick sherbert tony ingest , (The above from Barbara (blessings)) Then out of my pocket I took soverigns bright, And spun them and waved them to gleam in the light, The landlady frowned, snarled, now if I'm right, This is Canada, not England, keep your soverigns, Good night! , ...my parents... ...and if they lend me money as oftimes before, then I'll not bollux this song, the while Drover, no more, (The above from steve t.) Here's the start of a German translation of the While, Drover: Alf Biene, weil Troja formen hieáe Ghia.. "It shows beautifully how all those names tend to get lost or culturally adapted in a translation which is what makes research on folksongs so difficult." (The above from Wolfgang) |
Subject: Whispers In The Breeze by Amergin From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:28 AM Whispers In The Breeze by Amergin (originally posted in the thread "Homage To A Broken Man") He sat within Kigali town His heart was being torn For his reports of coming genocide His superiors they had scorned With callous uncaring hearts They ignored his pleas While soft the voices came to him A whisperin' in the breeze 'Twas hard the woeful sights to see Of his men dying all around But harder still to bear the shame Of the UN chains around And so he cried to an angry god "Oh, please stop this mad disease" As he heard the cries of his dying men A whisperin' in the breeze While sad he heard the phones go dead The lines all soaked in blood Children heads rolled down the street Carried in a crimson flood The machete blades gleamed with red As his soul began to freeze 800,000 Tutsis cried A whisperin' in the breeze The UN bastards they turned their backs Upon this sad heroic man They said it was his lone fault The massacres did begin Eventually he cleared his name But his mind was not appeased 800,000 Tutsis cry A whisperin' in the breeze He was found in a park in Hull With a bottle in his hand Drenched from his liquid meds This once glorious man He drinks the liquor everyday His broken mind to appease And to deaden the ghostly Tutsis cry A whisperin' in the breeze |
Subject: Will That Be Broadcast Or Cable, Sir? by Praise From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:30 AM Will That Be Broadcast Or Cable, Sir? by Praise The latest trend in Gary, from what I understand, Is to set their clocks to GMT, although in Indianne. The reason for the time change, as they explained to me, Is because that's the time that's always displayed upon Mudcat TV. "Mudcat TV??!!" Yes, Mudcat TV. How, you ask, could such a thing have ever come to be? Well it was someone's inspiration (I can't recall which thread) To make cartoons out of every word the 'Catter's have ever said. It became a hot fundraiser, to keep the 'Cat afloat, And Saturday mornings in Gary, the viewers cast their vote For the best of the week's live entries, and you know who usually wins? That nasty Cleigh O'Possum, though quite awful are his sins. They said it could never happen--real money in this game? But it finally was reckanized that the problem had been the name. See, no one'll pay big bucks for folk, so it now is called "Who Wants To Exchange Their Low-Paying Job in the Sweatshop for Coffee and Crosissants." That's right! Phoak Music's philosophy and phreakiness and phun, Are hidden inside a game show, now, and it's rated number one. It's the only one with a host named Max, and a host who seldom appears, (Though the host is reputed to work real hard, and sometimes strips his gears.) The contestants are all those 'Catters who used to write the threads, But now they are far too busy hiding winnings from the feds. (The Goddess was off the show for a week just to meet with her CPA, Cuz big money is taxed far too heavily here in North Amerikay.) And the viewers are learning quickly how to make a Mudcat pun, And soon they will be folkified, too, and join in all the fun. That's when the plan goes global. Worked for "Millionaire", you know. Didn't you know "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" is just a pilot Mudcat show? |
Subject: The Woes of the Gentlemen's Club by Amos & Leejay From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:32 AM The Woes of the Gentlemen's Club by Amos and Lonesome EJ Come all ye Playboy Playmates, wherever ye may be I hope you'll pay attention, and listen unto me For well ye know the shimmy, and the rassle and the blow That keeps the money coming in, in the house in Chicago Chorus: Oh it's dark as a dungeon, and damp as the dew! Where the dangers are many, and the gentlemen few! For the guests are as randy as a billy goat's cub! Oh, it's dark as a dungeon in the Gentlemen's Club! When first I left my native farm, a tender miss alone I had just a pair of thirty-eights, nothing else to call my own Oh little did I understand the whacky rodeo That I soon would be embroiled among In the house in Chicago Chorus Come gather round Playmates and pay me your mind Seek not your fortune in the Bump and the Grind Disdain all the drunkards who pinch, grope and rub It's dark as a dungeon in the Gentleman's Club. Chorus When first I did come there, a maiden so willing I thought 'twas no harm, and I needed the shilling! But the leering and whistles, they made my head whirl! And I found that the Club was no place for a girl! Chorus They'll measure you up, and they'll calm all your fears And they'll makeyou cavort in those cute bunny ears And then the photographer offers his stub! Bad cess to the owner of the Gentlemen's Club! Chorus Your smile quickly fades, and your spirits do fail When first you go forth in the vile Cotton Tail In the smoke and confusion and the noise of the band! Then your cotton tail falls to a customer's hand! Chorus Oh the bodice it crimps you and gives you false airs And the high heels are murder, when climbing the stairs And the drunks are disgusting, the horny old tubs! Bad cess and farewell to the Gentlemen's Club! Chorus I fear, as I age, and the days roll along That someday my stomach will cover my thong Then I'll sunbathe on the porch at the Old Playmate's Home And pity those geezers still a-diggin' my bones! Oh it's dark as a dungeon, and damp as the dew! Where the dangers are many, and the gentlemen few! For the guests are as randy as a billy goat's cub! Oh, it's dark as a dungeon in the Gentlemen's Club! Oh it's dark as a dungeon, and damp as the dew! Where the dangers are many, and the gentlemen few! For the guests are as randy as a billy goat's cub! Oh, it's dark as a dungeon in the Gentlemen's Club! |
Subject: Paean To Cleigh by Micca From: bradfordian Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:54 AM Paean To Cleigh by Micca (Tune: Because All Men Are Brothers) Micca's Comments: Inspired by this thread (BS: For Catspaw and others: possums) and waiting for a sterilizer to do its job . . . My brothers are all possums forever and a day These little furry creatures have stole my heart away I pine for Cleigh O'Possum tho' he is made of clay And he's my joy unbroken until my dying day As fur or ocarina my heart is turned to Cleigh that possums is my soul mate and I with him must stay and all the fame and glory Is his and his alone And I would emulate him tho' my ass is unblown He is a mudcat icon tho' small and shy and good and even being with catspaw has not changed him to rude his fame goes out before him we all would wish him well and blessings on you barbara for casting this great spell My brothers are all possums forever and a day These little furry creatures have stole my heart away I pine for Cleigh O'Possum, tho' he is made of clay And he's my joy unbroken until my dying day Michael A. Patterson (2000) |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: Felipa Date: 04 Feb 21 - 04:22 PM whatever happened to Áine Cooke? She hasn't posted on Mudcat, at least not as "Áine" since 2007 according to my search. |
Subject: RE: Aine's Mudcat Songbook PermaThread From: bradfordian Date: 06 Sep 22 - 03:36 PM Àine was posting on Mudcat from 1998 and her last post was 28 October 2007. She ran song challenges which she hosted or ported to Geocities. This website was taken over by yahoo and eventually all content was deleted. In 2010 Joe Offer was able to retrieve much of the song challenge content from a backup website and port it into Mudcat (in this thread) There are more song challenge threads scattered throughout Mudcat to still pull into the songbook index. Àine suddenly disappeared from Mudcat and as far as I know there has been no further contact. I would like to place on record on behalf of Mudcat appreciation and gratitude for the work that Àine was involved with on Mudcat. Barrie Mathers (Bradfordian) |
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