I'm a sharp detective not defective with sharp invective for you
Number one species to toss my feces stay low when I chuck my pooh
When you're in the house you dirty louse don't gripe or grouse about me
I'm on the case, carrying mace so shut yo face and let me be

He plays the bongo He's from the congo, his name is chongo the chimp
A real straight shooter a howling hooter his own horn tooter no gimp
If you cross this monkey you better be spunky or you'll be his flunky and say
That he's a screamer when he rides his beamer a bung hole reamer today