I'm Cheryl the virtual girl chimp
You banana boners are so truly wimp
If there's no swing in your arms
Then you aint got no charms
And you're merely a hairy old blimp

Its time to get down from the trees
You need more than bananas to please
you can beat your big chest
And act like a pest
But, chongos, did you know cherries please?

Truly I just don't care how big your 'nana is
Or even how bony or full of fizz
What's getting to me
Is how often I see
Little chongos obsessed with their jiggy jigs

The gorilla I'm seekin' to ride
Offers more than banana to his bride
He'll sweep me off my feet (alright, hands then)
With some whisperings sweet
And wrap me up right by his side..

So if you want a female that's hairy
And not just any Gwen Sue or Mary
First give me a thrill
Don't just make me feel ill,
Or you might find me seething and scary….

Cheryl

(and her sisters Beryl and Meryl..)