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GUEST,Evil Twin BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale (12) RE: BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale 02 Feb 04


Oh Cheryl, sweet Cheryl, have I got a barrel
of Monkey Machismo for you!
Cum Meryl 'n Beryl 'n Harol' 'n Daryl
There's nuthin I won't stick it to!

I proudly profess that my penile prowess
will jangle YOUR jungle like jelly!
You'll be so blessed those big blumps on your chest
Will be Loathe to lift offa this belly!

I'm Whongo the Wimp, and I ain't no blimp
These sinews are S-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n for you!
And if you don't wanna just bong this Bananna
Reach down for a kiwi or two.


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