Mudcat's wild? HA! Buncha wussies
Y'all backed off like scaredy-pussies!
One wee whiff of Whongo's whip
Ya freeze 'n flail 'n feint forthwith!

So back to skewerin' sleazy species
I'm sicka simperin' feline feces.
I got my Chongo, so here's my Song-o
Don't e'er forget this well-hung Whongo!


Singalong Lyrics: Wild Women of Wongo

Done by the Tubes

From the foggy woggy banks
of the Limpopo River,
there come the sounds of
Female ecstasy (I shiver),
Wet and wanton, their cries
caress by swollen ears, with building
fears, of this forsaken land of years ....

Wongo. Wild Women of Wongo.
How does their song go?
Make a me wan mo, (Wild Women!)
Wongo. No man can say no.
Wild Women of Wongo.
How does their song go?
Like this...

On the dank, steaming shores of Wongo;
its black sand beaches so bongo.
Patterned with leech-ridden creatures;
bodies branded with cicatrix features
that once screeched through the
Heart of the Congo.
Stacked and berserk
they tower and flail all about.

Wailing sounds in tongues only ancient
insects would understand or figure out.
Wild, willing, wenches; strutting and
struggling, as they yank hanks of hair,
rooting and rutting in heat,
as the earth heaves beneath their feet.

And so on and on the lores of Wongo go,
throughout the sands of time.
Singing their song of love, so rare,
To only the chosen ones who dare.
The course of events, time after time.
The tradition remains the same.
A bloodcurdling scream, one of pure
ecstasy, rings out; then it came ---
The ultimate sacrifice.
Their wasp waisted figures twitch and twine,
their sting is lethal, and I know I'm in for mine.

How can I resist this onslaught of love;
from over, from under, from behind and above.
I wish I could be their Wongo King ---
If only I knew the song to sing.

Wongo.