Radio morning traffic reports delivered by chirpy announcers, so fast you can't figure out what's happening, e.g.: "Injury-accident on I-40 at Northwest I-44 southbound, another on Northeast 25th westbound at South 23'rd street, a jack-knife truck at westbound 50'th and I-44 East, slowing at East 145'th and Northwest Express ..." Ebay "snipers" having NEVER PLACED A BID for the previous six days, suddenly popping up in the LAST FOUR SECONDS to grab that Dreadnought for a measly two bits more than your maximum. People who wiggle two fingers of each hand in the air to indicate they are quoting something -- WAY to make yourself look like a complete moron! Love, Johnny
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