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GUEST,Mappa Mundi BS: First Joke Thread for 2004 (168* d) RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2004 23 Feb 04


Bloke walks in to a pub and orders a pint of bitter.

He downs it in one, screws up his face and says ugh! Piss! And leaves.

He returns the next day, orders a pint of bitter - drinks it in one,

screws up his face says ugh! piss, and leaves.

He returns the very next day, but, before he could say anything the

landlord says to him " PISS OFF "

The bloke says "Oh all right then .... I'll have a pint of mild"


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