Bloke walks in to a pub and orders a pint of bitter. He downs it in one, screws up his face and says ugh! Piss! And leaves. He returns the next day, orders a pint of bitter - drinks it in one, screws up his face says ugh! piss, and leaves. He returns the very next day, but, before he could say anything the landlord says to him " PISS OFF " The bloke says "Oh all right then .... I'll have a pint of mild"
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