According to my files (which include ALL things) you, Mr Mudguard, reside in Germany. That, however, will not save you from my wrath. You have been added to my list, which already contains those antisocial creatures GIOK and Dave Bryant. There is an oversized enema in the refrigerator with YOUR name on it. I believe that you may be visiting the UK at some time in the future . . . . . . .

Incidently, my comments were based on the fact that the young lady person concerned may be transferred to The Mudcat Recovery Ward, where I exercise considerable power.