I'm happy to take on the role of marriage counsellor, or anyone's counsellor, come to think of it.

for a reasonable fee, I will meet with the warring couple, and give you both such a hard time, that after a session or two, your spouses will look positively angelic.

and brucie, I'll offer you in particular a personal counselling session, because i'm concerned about your predeliction for animals, and your obsessions with power structures. you obviously have a rebellious temperament that needs to be overpowered a little.

these counselling sessions meet all professional standards, and the Red Cross may be allowed in occasionally to monitor standards and take any unused blood.

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nurse in residence
Guantanamo Bay