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Bev Lawton Help: Bodhrain/Drummer/Banjo Jokes (51* d) RE: Help: Bodhrain/Drummer/Banjo Jokes 22 Sep 99


A guy walks into a bar and announces " Hey, I got a great new banjo joke!" The bartender says "Let me stop you right there son. You see that karate black belt hangin' up behind the bar? That's mine. And I play the banjo. See that mean lookin' feller in the Harley t-shirt. That's my brother - and HE plays the banjo. And that big ugly old guy in the corner with the big scar across his face? That's my Pa - and he plays the banjo. NOW, are you sure you wanna tell that banjo joke in here?"

"Well, no. Not if I'm gonna hafta EXPLAIN it three times!"


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