My name is Shiney Knause. Please don't confuse me with my so-called brother Sheney Knause. I don't have too much use for Sheney since we used to be Siamese twins and my head was joined to his butt. I have seen all of that asshole I'll ever want to see.

Anyway, I haven't posted to this Mudcat thing for a while but I saw this thread and remembered how Rustic Rebel thought my brother was nice. Well look, Rustic Rebel, me and Sheney's identical twins so I look just like him except for the little scar on my forehead where they surgically removed my face from Sheney's ass. If you ain't doin' anything this Friday night, you wanna go out dancin' or somethin'?

Oh, Happy Birthday MOAB.

Your friend,

Shiney Knause