BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!

Subject: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 May 04 - 12:59 AM

Yes, the Mother Of All BS Threads (MOAB for short) is a year old today! Yippee!

To the best of my knowledge this is the first time that the birthday of a thread has been celebrated on the Mudcat. In fact, it might be the first time a thread's birthday has been celebrated anywhere in all the thousands of discussion forums on the Internet.

So, without further ado....

HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
MOM!!!

Your loving son,

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: open mike
Date: 05 May 04 - 01:39 AM

and just in time for mother's day, i might add.
(sunday, may 9th, in the u.s.)
which is probably a holiday invented by
hallmark card company

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: Amos
Date: 05 May 04 - 02:16 AM

Yeehaaw!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 May 04 - 06:39 AM

... and a hoppy bidet or something to you too MOAB!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 05 May 04 - 08:31 AM

Many happy returns, Mother. May you acheive another 2000+ posts.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 04 - 09:10 AM

I would like to express my heartfelt sentiments upon this, the natal anniversary of MOAB.

It has been quite a year, indeed, and I am sorry that King Khandu isn't here to share this occassion. Perhaps the MOABites should have made some effort to rescue him from Toledo.

Yes, indeed, I would like to express my sentiments on this occassion. Perhaps I'll even get around to doing so.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: GUEST,Shiney Knause
Date: 05 May 04 - 11:00 AM

My name is Shiney Knause. Please don't confuse me with my so-called brother Sheney Knause. I don't have too much use for Sheney since we used to be Siamese twins and my head was joined to his butt. I have seen all of that asshole I'll ever want to see.

Anyway, I haven't posted to this Mudcat thing for a while but I saw this thread and remembered how Rustic Rebel thought my brother was nice. Well look, Rustic Rebel, me and Sheney's identical twins so I look just like him except for the little scar on my forehead where they surgically removed my face from Sheney's ass. If you ain't doin' anything this Friday night, you wanna go out dancin' or somethin'?

Oh, Happy Birthday MOAB.

Your friend,

Shiney Knause

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: Amos
Date: 05 May 04 - 11:05 AM

365 days, 3000 posts of Pure BS -- the best America has to offer, outside of random warmachines. WHo could ask for anything more?

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: Tweed
Date: 06 May 04 - 01:20 AM

O...Happy BuzzardBidet MOAB, and whar iz ar Khing? Whar iz that shit flinging monkey Khandarz on this most scocious day.It iz a year since hiz pore deranged mind first envisioned a throbbing heap of crap and then breathed life into it and named it

THE MOTHER OF ALL BULLSHIT

and a fantastically wonderful name it has become. Over 3000 posts of the most inane and indecipherable nonsense ever written. I am too overcome wif emotion to continue....happy birthday momma...and goodnite Lhord Khnadbutz wherever the hell you are at.
Yerz,
Tweed

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 06 May 04 - 11:42 PM

Dear Shiney Knause,
If you can accept the fact that my dancing shoes are made of the finest foreskins of circumcised babies, you have a date.
With love, Rustic

P.S. I too celebrate the Mother of All Threads year and a day jubilee. I have to call it a year and a day because I missed the year doing to much jubileeing.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 07 May 04 - 03:32 AM

Happy birthday, MOAB.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 07 May 04 - 05:52 AM

Cookie anyone?..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: MOAB
Date: 07 May 04 - 08:59 AM

I thank the exceedingly small handful of enlightened people who have contributed to this, my birthday thread. May those who have not honored me wander in darkness until the end of their days.

MOAB

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 May 04 - 09:47 AM

(Now can we attach this thread to the MOAB thread and make it even LONGER?)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: GUEST,khandu's mommy
Date: 07 May 04 - 10:17 PM

How dare you do this? How can you laud that terrible thread which has caused so much embarassment to Mississippi and the family of khandu? Through "MOAB", khandu humiliated us before the whole earth! We cannot even walk the streets of Carrollton without having people snicker at us and make taunting remarks.

Fortunately, his drunken, no-account shiftless father and I have managed to put khandu away where he can live in his deluded world safely, without internet access . It was a difficult decision but it had to be done.

But you people will not let his creation die! Thus the humiliation continues.

Is there no grace? No mercy?

Stop this ungodly virus my son has unleashed before matters get even worse!

khandu's mommy,
Queen of the Eternal Dark World of Astartartia of the Nebulous Uter of Wigley

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday MOAB!!!
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 04 - 11:19 PM

Astartartia of the Nebulous Uter of Wigley


Ma'a'm,

Last Ah heard thett boy, Khandu, was fum Mississippi, and no such Ass-tar-tartia. Ah dunno fum no Astartartia anny hoo.

Whuffo you-all wanna make his lahf so complicated for?

A