I don't know of any, but let me write one now. Bear with me, this version won't be much good, because I only have 5 minutes. (So feel free to add verses) New Year's, 1999 (to the tune of Greensleeves) by Matthew B (and others?) Before the advent of Y-2-K As ev'ryone is out rev-el-ing The clocks are ticking the minutes away And the date fields are nearing their lev-el-ing Cho: Crash, crash go the systems all As the lights go out and the elevators fall Phones are down so there's no one to call And the banks have lost all your mon-ey The planes can't land 'cause their guidance is down And the lights are out all over the town There's no water pressure the fires to drown And you find yourself stuck on the subway Cho. Well, you get the idea. Anybody want to add a verse?
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