Last year my local paper published a photograph of a football team. You know the sort I mean. 6 blokes crouched on the floor. 6 blokes stood behind them, manager & trainer at each end of the line. Nothing abnormal there. However closer scrutiny of the photograph showed that one crouching footballer was erm.... revealing his manhood! This article was published right next to the weekly angling column. The headline here ran. NEVER MIND THE SAUSAGE WHAT ABOUT THE VEGETABLES. One poor guy lost his job. The police looked into pressing charges and the whole town roared with laughter for weeks. M of A
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