I have known normally sane people driven to insensate rage by Long Haired Lover From Liverpool.
Of course, for the full effect you have to be able to see Little Jimmy peforming the song in his toe-curlingly cutesy way.
I believe there was a considerable trade that Christmas in Little Jimmy wax dolls with a good supply of pins. True Jimmy haters heated the pins up first before plunging.
I'm told Mr Osmond is now a reformed character and runs a production company or something.
But can he ever atone for the outrageous and unforgiveable sin that was Long Haired Lover?

Dave Roberts

P.S. Oh, by the way,just in case I have left any room for doubt I think Long Haired Lover From Liverpool by Little Jimmy Osmond was the worst UK Christmas number one ever. Oh yes. .