Charley, I opened this thread at around 7:00 this morning and started right out putting together my contribution. I had to put it on the back burner though (I'm at work). When I came back to it, I read your great contribution. Just want you to know, my use of the phrase, "...in a right pickle" is an honest coincidence and not any attempt to steal your words. Borrowed tune: She'll Be Comin' 'Round The Mountain I'm a Slovak by the name of Richard Krahl, And on me this high adventure did befall, Well, I'm lucky that I'm here, And I owe my life to beer, Now here's my tale, as best I can recall. I was drivin' 'round the mountain in my car, I was drivin' 'round the mountain in my car, In my Audi I was going, And Lord, how it was snowing! I was drivin' 'round the mountain in my car. I got buried in an avalanche of snow I got buried in an avalanche of snow When I realized what hit me, I knew no one'd come to git me, 'Cause my whereabouts nobody'd ever know. Well, I sat there all alarmed and filled with fear, And I thought, "You're in a real pickle here!" Then I rolled down the window, Tried to use my hands to scoop snow, Which was futile, so I quit and had a beer. I had with me sixty bottles of that brew, And as I sat and pondered what to do, I drank one, and then another, And then I thought, "Oh bother! When I need a pee, what am I going to do?!" Then a plan began to take shape in my brain, The more I drink, the more I'll need to drain, I recalled, once in a blizzard, When I had to "drain the lizard", Where I peed, it left a melted, yellow stain. So, I set about in earnest to get free, I drank and drank until I had to pee, When I pissed, the snow would melt, And even though it smelt, I kept going out of sheer necessity. Just as my beer supply was running low, I had pissed my way through 15 feet of snow, Stumbling legless down the pass, I kept on falling on my ass, Then a rescue team conveyed me down below.
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