I been negotiatin' with the Loose Habits (girl group) for the benefit concert. What a bunch of flippin' skanks! They rock, though... They will be there in fishnet and garters. I figger to try a move on the lead singer or the guitar player after the show. Or the drummer. Hell, even the base player. I'll take what I can get, eh?   Everybody is feeling real sorry for Shane and Don. They are, like, heroes in Blind River, eh? 75 flippin' cases of beer and a school bus! Nobody in this town ever stole so much beer before. It's a flippin' shame they didn't get away with it, but they are still heroes, eh?

I ain't heard personal from the boys, but Don did call the gas station on his free phone call and he said he will be off duty for a bit. I heard that Shane used his free call for a phone sex line, and charged it to the jail, I think...

He always had nerve.