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GUEST,GUEST - Geoff the Duck. BS: CRABS--ways to kill them (50) RE: BS: CRABS--ways to kill them 18 Feb 05


The story from my schooldays was little Johnny and little Billy at the back of the class. Suddenly Billy puts his hand in the air, shaouting "Miss! Miss!"
Miss loks up and says "What is it Billy?"
Billy says "Miss, do crabs walk sideways?"
Miss says "Yes, Billy, they do".
There is a moment of silence, then a lok of triumph on Billy's face as he turns to Johnny and says....
"SEE - I TOLD YOU - YOU'VE GOT LOBSTERS!


Quack!
GtD.


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