Like Kat, I too hate the BS designation. But for those of us who have not figured out from the title that this is BS, let me state unequivocally that THIS IS BS. If you clicked here by mistake, please accept my humble apology for wasting your time. Thank you.

--adapted from The Unabashed Librarian:

Home is where you hang your @.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single click.

Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

The modem is the message.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Fax is stranger than fiction.

What boots up must come down.

Windows will never cease.

There's no place like

As pentinence for my sins I plan to submit a Lyric Add later.

Regards, Neil