Yes, Guest .. there was ... lots and lots of crap ... 10 solid years worth of duck, goat, sheep, turkey, chicken crap all trodden in and through the entire house .. and as I cleared it all up for them - once, 10 years ago - I was hugely relieved some one else was doing it now!!

And Liz, you don't seriously think "they" do the cleaning do you? They flit in - film sound bites and then retire to the trailer - while a dedicated team scrubs away. And, besides, that's the "image" they are very nice people off-camera!!!

Melodeons? Head to head with: 300 years-worth of ancestral antiques (which I packed up a decade ago) now buried (literally, under 3 foot of muck)? Nah! They don't come anywhere near it!!