Aw cummon back heer Ditzee...I wuz jez puttin ya on an thair ya go atakin me fer serious. I kleen up reel fine an I kin git Paw ta gimmee a close shavin an sum uv hiz Lilac Vegital ta make me smell purty too. I even got me some Sunday meetin shoes with socks whut aint gray. I got me thizzeer green an red plaid suit what showz off my dressup socks cuz the pantz only come to my ankles. And them socks is a reel neet purple an are so thin thet the hairz on my leg come a poppin thru. Ifn yunt to we cud go down to see Santy at that Rodeo place youz talkin bout. Aint never seen no cowboy Santy soze itd be a reel treet ta me. Afferwords mebbee we cud go see the ocean. Have yall got submarine racin heer too?

CLETUS