Dear all,
As for the above remarks, I must say that I do exist--"I stand before you naked to the eye." Oh well, Ditzee, I'm sure there are LOTS of other girls how'd like to come to the North Pole with CLETUS & me. Ah Lizzie, I remember you when you were a little Squeaker! I tried to bring you Sean for Christmas one year, but he punched me and scared me away with his Scottish accent. Ahh, little Dido, you and your brother Cleigh are going to find some nice presents under the tree on Christmas morning. You've both been very good little possums! I'll try to get a lighting fast computer for Mr.Max--I enjoy Mudcat Radio myself, I can get it on my trannie. And I sure do like Mr. Bert and his guitar as well. They'll both wake up to special surprises! As for Ms. Jeri, I do have a Stradivarius around here somewhere...think she'd enjoy that? I'll be sure to say Hi to her. And of course we have a swing up here, and you can come up and swing on it any time you like!

Yours Truly,

Santa Claus