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Santa Claus Deer Santy Claws, (27) RE: Deer Santy Claws, 22 Dec 99


Dear Terri,
From all the letters I have received, I have agreed NOT to accept CLETUS as my *special helper.* I have a particularly sensitive nose, and cannot stand odiferous humans. But, I am willing to accept you as a replacement, for it sounds like you have better credentials than Ol' CLETUS--besides, all that weight in the sleigh eats up gas like you wouldn't believe! So, I'll guess I'll come down and pick YOU up instead of smelly-boy. I look forward to working with you!

Yours,

Santa Claus


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