Bah! I'm down to rum again. What use is a pub without Guiness?
Next we will be pouring out Ripple or Rosie O'Grady! Pubman, have you anything resembling a stout or a porter in the place? And mind you, I have a bodrhan, an' I pretend to know how to use it!
(He reaches beneath his coat, and brings out a small bit of pewter wrapped in cloth tape.)
And if I don't get a good beer soon, I swear, I'll use my swazzle on ye!
Mikal