Me un Paw un Buford un the Reg boyz all wanna be wishin ya a Happy Birfday Mick un seeunz az how thairz bin a lotta talikin bout yur canduls bein rite brite un reel dinjerus like ta lite, well weuns ar sum kinda xspertz at litin thangs up whut with Paw flarin em off all the time. Why jez a few weekz back Paw like ta blew up a cupple uv blocks uv downtown Columbus when he lit up a big ripper. Ternt out ta be a gas main but I thot it wuz a reel doozie ennyhow.

Heerz a way thet ya kin lite up that cake ifn yer a mind ta uzit. Mindjanow, it do look ta be a tad feerful but ya kin GIVVER A TRY Mite not be much cake leff tho.

CLETUS, PAW, BUFORD, REG, REG, & REG