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GUEST,Dr Seuss BS: Dr. Seuss Books That Never Made It (20) RE: BS: Dr. Seuss Books That Never Made It 15 Nov 05


Dedicated to Amos Jessup

Dr. Seuss on Aging

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?

My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass


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