"some of the best friendships have started in tents ...and ended, too, with my camp cooking! Still, you know it's love when you can smile at the farts..." That's just not as funny as you think, Gervase ☻ What is it about Men in Tents? They're Men - they're Men in Tents When it rains they rant and rave and rip and rent They're Men - they're Men in Tents They snivel and snore and stink like excrement They droooown you with buuuuullshit; say, "Take off all your clothes - it's warmer to sleep that way!" They're Men - they're Men in Tents (BIG tents!) Camp out with 'em twice, you gotta be mighty dense But Men Themselves do seem to have a much different perspective ie "... Just later on that very same night She crept to my tent with a flashlight And my long years of innocence ended She took me to the woods sayin Here comes something and it feels so good and Just like a dog I was befriended I was befriended Oh, oh what a night Oh what a garden of delight Even now that sweet memory lingers I was playing my guitar Lying underneath the stars Just thanking the Lord for my fingers For my fingers" - from "Duncan" by Paul Simon (sure sure bout the "fingers" bit, Paul...)
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