one from James Gordon: St. Patrick's Day Look at that guy there, doesn't he take the cake? The one yelling "Play The Black Velvet Band!" He must be descended from one of those snakes Old Saint Paddy drove from Ireland Give him a green cardboard hat And it makes him think that He is King for a Day. All his wasted years Disappear in green beer And he feels okay. chorus: Well I wouldn't be surprised If his drunken dreams were realized. Stranger things have happened on St. Patrick's Day Okay, let's say, just for arguments' sake That he's more than just a jerk in a bar Underneath that polyester, he aches Something has pushed him too far And what does he think? If he has enough drinks Maybe things will change? Suddenly middle-aged overweight white guys Will be the rage? (chorus) This loser-type guy Wishes he could be Irish For just one night. All that shamrock luck, He could drink it all up And he'd be all right (chorus)
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