He's a wily one, SRS, and I may need a little help - some chlorophorm, an iron bar, bandages, and, of course, my thermometer, to ensure that all procedures are performed in the rectitude befitting a President. A little shock therapy could be just the thing, I have some friends in Egypt who assure me they are world experts in this field..

But I strongly believe in moving positively forward, not being held back by bureaucracy and obstacles. I like to dream the imposteriable dream - yes - young Dubya may find a whole new take on life, with a little anal-ysis and colon-ial treatment - it could be the light at the end of his tunnel, so to speak.


N. R.