BS: It would be great IF...

Subject: BS: It would be great IF...
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 08:50 AM

It would be great if Rush Limbaugh were arrested on drug charges.
He was friday.

It would be great if Mexico legalized illegal street drugs.
They did friday.

It would be great if W made a Bushism regarding gas prices.
He did friday, "Due to rising gas prices, we need to put our foot to the pedal of the economy."

It would be great if a pundit from the neocon Hoover Institute were shown to be an idiotic war monger.
He was on the Bill Maher show this friday.



PS:
my cartoon this friday is of Rice, Rumsfeld, Cheney, and Bush; each saying in turn while holding a drink... " I'm the wish key", I'm the whine", "I'm de beer", "I'm de cider."

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 09:11 AM

It would be great if George Bish had to run the Mudcat gauntlet.
Bushwhackeres all everyone would have there own special whacker.
Dianavan would use a big stick and speak softly.
Carol would perform a native Indian Coo of humiliation.
Little hawk would use his hand
Hammond would say something trite and inane
Bobert would use his boot to the ribs.
Bruce would give a symbolic boot to the head.
Donuel would use 25 lbs. of bundled cartoons
Rapaire would almost run him through
Joe would keep the gauntlet line straight

Catspaw would... well you know what he would do...whew!

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 11:30 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 11:31 AM

Bill D would stop him in the middle and bore him silly with complex analyses of his behavior that he couldn't understand anyway, while the rest kept whacking him...

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 11:34 AM

SRS would give the man a dope slap

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: GUEST,Nurse Ratched
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 11:47 AM

If he could be certified, and placed under care, preferably in a nuclear facility in Iran, where I'm sure he'd get the most modern treatment available.


N.R.

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 11:51 AM

Yes! I vote for that! Nurse, would you be so kind as to do the honors if he were sent there? It would mean so much!

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: CarolC
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 11:51 AM

native Indian Coo of humiliation

lololol...

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 11:52 AM

Big Mick would be tempted to call him a "Horse's Patoot!"

But he'd embarrass him twice as much by simply saying "We're disappointed with our President."

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: GUEST,Nurse Ratched
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 12:06 PM

He's a wily one, SRS, and I may need a little help - some chlorophorm, an iron bar, bandages, and, of course, my thermometer, to ensure that all procedures are performed in the rectitude befitting a President. A little shock therapy could be just the thing, I have some friends in Egypt who assure me they are world experts in this field..

But I strongly believe in moving positively forward, not being held back by bureaucracy and obstacles. I like to dream the imposteriable dream - yes - young Dubya may find a whole new take on life, with a little anal-ysis and colon-ial treatment - it could be the light at the end of his tunnel, so to speak.


N. R.

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: dianavan
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 12:08 PM

Is it true Limbaugh needed the drugs for a Pilonidal cyst?

If so, you can loosely term that as a "pain in the ass".

I don't usually laugh at someone with a painful medical condition but in Limbaugh's case I will make an exception. Everytime I see his face, I will remember that he suffers from a "pain in the ass".

I'm sure, Donuel, that you can add that to a cartoon.

Seriously, addiction to pain killers is a particularly nasty habit that contributes to a nasty personality. Who knows, if he can shake the habit, maybe a nice guy will emerge.

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: John Hardly
Date: 29 Apr 06 - 12:11 PM

I can only imagine the creative energy that went into the creation and production of the Leisure Suit.

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 07:52 AM

In the guantlet, Jack would hold a cold beer out to W with one hand and in the other offer six lines of coke, only to withdraw them both the moment George reached out.

cartoon concept: We all know George is challenged by the most simple aspects of reading, writing and arithmatic ...so George undertakes a primary review of the Three R's - Roving, Ricing and Rumsfeldmatic.

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 08:00 AM

Bill D, by all accounts, Donald Rumsfeld uses your same in depth and expansive technique to grind down the will and advice from military generals who can only say in response "it doesn't work that way".

In other words, If Donald Rumsfeld were a character in the Monty Python sketch of the Dead Parrot or the Arguement, the sketch would take approximately 764 hours to perform.

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: number 6
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 09:29 AM

'IF' .... a damned good Brit movie from 1968 ... the first movie Malcolm McDowell starred in (I beleive).

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 10:11 AM

Wouldn't it be great if we all could run our finances "OFF BUDGET" like the Bush administration war costs !!

The bill only comes due upon our deaths and do not appear on our credit report.

Subject: RE: BS: It would be great IF...
From: autolycus
Date: 30 Apr 06 - 03:01 PM

...... IF Bush,Blair,the President of Iran, Bin Laden, oil corp. presidents, ams manufacturers, and EVERYBODY could sit down with a therapist and examine themselves with radical honesty.


   Not much to ask, surely?


   Ivor