Perhaps Canadian Observer is one of those men who prefers an androgenous looking woman, as a tiny ass is usually only found on the immature female and on young and adult men of normal weight. That's fine, androgenous women may thank him, but I don't think he should expect all women to aspire to pleasing his personal fancy.

But hey, most of the Canadian men I know, who do more than Observe, like a little bounce and cushion.

Or maybe CO just likes to poke at wasps' nests and porcupines and such to Observe the amusing results.