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GUEST,Praisewhotheyallthinkisatworkhaha BS: How come dry-strip' wallpaper ISN'T? (13) RE: BS: How come dry-strip' wallpaper ISN'T? 22 Feb 00


You should see mine! In fact I can *show* it to you and then you will feel so blessed.

JOKE: A man drags himself into the back door of a large, old church. He's been beaten. He's in pain. He's nearly dead. He drags himself up the aisle, wailing, "Why, God? Why me?"

Resting a bit, he goes on. Closer and closer to the altar and its Holiest of Holies. "Why, God? Why me?"

A bit later, closer still, "Why, God? Why me?"

No one comes to his aid. Eventually he reaches the foot of the altar steps. Drags himself up to the altar. Panting. Desperate to understand before he leaves this earth. "Why, God? Why me?"

A crack opens up in the heavens. A bolt of lightning just misses the man. A rumbing is heard from one end of the earth to the other. A Mighty voice speaks.

"Because... youooo... pisssss..Meee...offfff....!

Gee, I'm glad that's not the one I believe in!




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