As the first openly declared atheists in my small rural community, I and my family are proud to say that "we are different and we are right"! We don't preach hatred, we just say that anyone who believes in God is obviously a halfwit braindead idiot with no more sense than a f*cking drunk dog, and we hope they and their kind all die off soon because the weird shit they believe in is totally ridiculous.

I am launching a legal action against all levels of government for doing offensive things like...

Swearing on the Bible in court!

Putting the word "God" on money!

Putting the word "God" on national monuments (all of which must be either torn down or altered)

And other horrible stuff like that.

I am disgusted by people praying in church or at home and saying things like "Oh, my God!" when they see a traffic accident happen or are having sex. It must be stopped.

I am going to devote the rest of my life to rooting out these hateful religious fanatics until society has been purged of them and rendered pure.

Please send money. I need help to stop all the religious evil in this land. I can't do it all alone.