Thank you, Snuffy, I think that's close enough. Why do you hate to do it? The tune I have in my head would fit those words.
I heard this first several years before Pink Floyd existed, so it's definately not by them. Lonnie Donegan (great and often under-rated man) is another distinct possibility.
I too tried googling several lines, both separately and together, and came up with nothing even close, certainly nothing that would fit the notes.
Thank you again, guys. Funnily enough, I was in Banbury last month, for my father-in-law's funeral, but I live across the pond.
Cheers for now.