This probably isn't quite a true *kids'* ditty -- it was a novelty song about kids' ditties that got some radio play circa 1963. Sort of a laundry list of couplets -- the only ones I still remember were chanted, rapidly: "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice! Pull down your pants and slide on the ice!" "Oh what a face! Oh what a figure! Two more legs and you'll look like Trigger!" -- with a bar of clippety-clop sound after that one. There would be a few couplets and then a chorus. The final chorus ended with "...when youuuuu were a kid!"
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