And a couple naughty *adults'* favorites -- at least I suppose they're favorites -- and I'm not quite sure if as a GUEST I can start a Lyr Req thread:
Something that has as its chorus:
"Aar de aardy aardvark (x2)/Picking up a bunch of faggots in the park!"
No really; they are gathering up bundles of firewood there. C'mon, aren't you a Turtle?
One I remember better, to "Alouette:"
"I'm so wet from standing in the show-er;
I'm so wet from standing here all day;
I'm so wet from standing in the show-er
Down at the local YMCA.
'Say there, did you drop your soap?'
'Yes I did, you silly dope!'
'Drop your soap?'/'Silly dope! -- Ohhh...' (Chor.)
'Say there, may I soap your back?'
'If it's not a sneak attack!'
'Soap your back?'/'Sneak attack! -- Ohhh...' (Chor.)"
You could probably start Stonewall Riot Number Two by singing this like a total flamer in certain parts of NYC.