And a couple naughty *adults'* favorites -- at least I suppose they're favorites -- and I'm not quite sure if as a GUEST I can start a Lyr Req thread:

Something that has as its chorus:

"Aar de aardy aardvark (x2)/Picking up a bunch of faggots in the park!"

No really; they are gathering up bundles of firewood there. C'mon, aren't you a Turtle?

One I remember better, to "Alouette:"

"I'm so wet from standing in the show-er;
I'm so wet from standing here all day;
I'm so wet from standing in the show-er
Down at the local YMCA.

'Say there, did you drop your soap?'
'Yes I did, you silly dope!'
'Drop your soap?'/'Silly dope! -- Ohhh...' (Chor.)

'Say there, may I soap your back?'
'If it's not a sneak attack!'
'Soap your back?'/'Sneak attack! -- Ohhh...' (Chor.)"

You could probably start Stonewall Riot Number Two by singing this like a total flamer in certain parts of NYC.