Four years later (I get up late), here, just for the record for anyone who hasn't already gotten it from the Bodleian, is the complete lyric from Lester Levy at: http://levysheetmusic.mse.jhu.edu/cgi-bin/display.pl?record=047.019.000&pages=5 Irresistibly romantic! -- Bob DUCK FOOT SUE Written by Harry Bennett in 1884, and sung by G W Hunter. It was also sung, later, by George Foster (1864-1946). It appears the song had some East Anglian popularity. Recorded by Bob Miller Trio, 1932. VERSE 1. Oh, listen for a while, and I will sing to you About a girl I had. Her name was Duck-Foot Sue. She was gentle and divine, long-waisted in the feet, And her heel stuck out behind like an eighteen-carat beet. CHORUS 1: So now I’ll sing to you of the girl I loved so true. She was chief engineer in a white-shirt laundry out in “Back Yard View.” Her beauty was all she had, with a mouth like a soft-shell crab. She’d an India-rubber lip like the rudder of a ship, and I tell you she was bad. VERSE 2. She was not very fat, nor was she very thin. She looked when she was dressed like a straw in a barrel of gin. I took her to a hall, the “Fat Man’s Social Club,” And it cost me half a sov* to settle for her grub. [*=sovereign] CHORUS 2: Her face was the color of a ham. She had ears like a Japanese fan. She could talk for an hour with a forty horsepower. She’d a voice like a catamaran. Her hair was indigo blue. She was graceful as a kangaroo. You ought to see her tussle with a patent-leather bustle. She could whistle like a steamboat, too. VERSE 3. When first she went away, it almost took my breath. There’s one thing I am sure: she’ll never starve to death. If I had married her, I’d have always been afraid Of being shot or scalped by the mother-in-law brigade. CHORUS 3: She was a funny old guy, with a double-barrel squint in her eye. Her number-ten feet would cover up the street. She’d a mouth like a crack in a pie. She’d a cheerful cemetery laugh, and a head like a Mexican calf. She’s an iron-clad clipper-built gunboat brig, with a ball on her maintop gaff.
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