If You're Over 40:



Carly Simon - You're So Varicose Vein

The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now

The Temptations - Papa Got a Kidney Stone

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Give Me Arthritis

ABBA - Denture Queen

Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping

Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom

Procol Harum - A Whiter Shade of Hair

The Beatles - I Get By with a Little Help From Depends

Steely Dan - Rikki Don't Lose Your Car Keys

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Pee When You Want

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Prune Rising

Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

The Who - Talkin' 'Bout My Medication

The Troggs - Bald Thing....