"There is nothing to fear but intellect, right?"

Are you trying to be funny or are you really so hilariously arrogant as to believe yourself in possession of an intellect markedly superior to that of any of the rest of us?

Well, come to think of it, perhaps you are - if so, please give us a demonstration; so far you've done a bang-up job of hiding it.

And please explain the references to Oprah, Psychology Today and Dr Phil - I'm afraid I'm lacking your familiarity with them. And while you're at it, perhaps you can give us the etymology of "catharsis".